Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

you know, if you have to go into prison, going in for having killed a prior sex partner might be a decent way of keeping the predators away.

The thing about violent criminals... They love challenges.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Anyone remember the substitute teacher in Connecticut who faced 40 years in prison because she had displayed porn on her classroom computer, endangering her middle school students? And she claimed that the computer just started displaying the porn because it was overtaken by spyware? And remember how the jury convicted her? And that a number of spyware experts said (after the trial) that her story was actually pretty plausible, since the school district had not protected the computer from spyware that would have behaved exactly as she had claimed? And then the trial court judge took five months to overturn the verdicts, which meant she spent five months thinking she could go to prison for 40 years?

Yeah, well, the prosecutor just accepted a plea that involved a dismissal of all of the felony charges. She's pled to misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. She'll pay a $100 fine and will surrender her credential.

This is totally fucking sickening. If I ever meet that DA I'd spit in his face for failing to admit that all charges should have been dropped outright. He ruined an innocent woman's life, destroyed her career, and then offered a plea deal to save face. A total disgrace to the school district and to the DA.

On a side note, do you know what the porn sites displayed were?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Finally succumbed to kidney failure. He was a one "hit" wonder. And, most likely, no one here knows him, but this is one of the best rap songs of the 90s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj31LWPjFoc

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Finally succumbed to kidney failure. He was a one "hit" wonder. And, most likely, no one here knows him,

TM

Is. Hank. on. ignore?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6961

[Hank Chinaski]

it looks like we'll be blacked out Thursday and not have to watch the 0-11 lions play a 10-1 pissed off team. Enjoy everyone!

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

it looks like we'll be blacked out Thursday and not have to watch the 0-11 lions play a 10-1 pissed off team. Enjoy everyone!

I am thinking of starting with some champagne (french stuff); then Riesling, either something German, a Spatlesse of sorts, perhaps, or some Eroica from Chateau St. Michelle; and then California Zin.

Later port, at least 20 years old and naked hottubbing with the neighbours.

thoughts?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

it looks like we'll be blacked out Thursday and not have to watch the 0-11 lions play a 10-1 pissed off team. Enjoy everyone!

Man, that's just mean. That's mean, man.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

I am thinking of starting with some champagne (french stuff); then Riesling, either something German, a Spatlesse of sorts, perhaps, or some Eroica from Chateau St. Michelle; and then California Zin.

Later port, at least 20 years old and naked hottubbing with the neighbours.

thoughts?

Sounds like the neighbors aren't much to look at sober.

CDF

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Sounds like the neighbors aren't much to look at sober.

CDF

Actually, on the hot side. The booze is a good faith effourt to ensure the inlaws are passed out before the hottub portion of the festivities. The alternative would be scary.........and saggy......

[Tyrone Slothrop]

A family member has been solicited to join Omicron Delta Kappa, which appears to be a splinter faction or rival sect to Phi Beta Kappa. I've never heard of it, but I live a sheltered existence. She wonders if she should join. Thoughts?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

A family member has been solicited to join Omicron Delta Kappa, which appears to be a splinter faction or rival sect to Phi Beta Kappa. I've never heard of it, but I live a sheltered existence. She wonders if she should join. Thoughts?

Personally I have fond memouries of all of the sorority girls from my past, so, I say go for it!

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

A family member has been solicited to join Omicron Delta Kappa, which appears to be a splinter faction or rival sect to Phi Beta Kappa. I've never heard of it, but I live a sheltered existence. She wonders if she should join. Thoughts?

It's a cult. You might as well rent the unmarked de-programming kidnap van now.

CDF

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

A family member has been solicited to join Omicron Delta Kappa, which appears to be a splinter faction or rival sect to Phi Beta Kappa. I've never heard of it, but I live a sheltered existence. She wonders if she should join. Thoughts?

You may want to think about getting her some Xanax.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

it looks like we'll be blacked out Thursday and not have to watch the 0-11 lions play a 10-1 pissed off team. Enjoy everyone!

Can the rest of the country buy into the blackout? Shit I will just play "A Christmas Story" from 12-3.