Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
What sort of guy does this?

Ask Slave. He can tell you.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I don't speak French, but I do know that if you were to translate this post into French, it would start "Alors, fuckeau . . . ."

Catchy!

Personally, I prefer fuckwad to fucko, but different strokes for different folks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, point collars and buttondown collars look just fine on anyone with the confidence to not need the validation of GQ or Esquire. Spread collars are generally a bit too formal for everyday wear, unless they come in garish colors or stripes, in which case they are merely foppish. Brits get a pass on this rule, but only because simply the fact of being Brits makes them foppish by birth.

Spread collars are especially horrid on anybody with a rounder face, as the effect of a spread collar and a wide knot on the tie tends to make the unfortunate soul look like a balloon bobbing on a string.

I don't need the validation of GQ. I simply find the standard white point collar to be the pinnacle of dullness. You shouldn't wear anything your chemistry teacher wore as a rule. I can get away the patterned shirt look because I'm probably about as far from foppish as it gets. I'd like to be foppish. Foppish has gotten Hugh Grant some fine as and some great job. I just look like a guy wearing a nice patterened spread collared shirt.

Of course, you can't wear a spread without a suit - that would look idiotic.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't need the validation of GQ. I simply find the standard white point collar to be the pinnacle of dullness. You shouldn't wear anything your chemistry teacher wore as a rule. I can get away the patterned shirt look because I'm probably about as far from foppish as it gets. I'd like to be foppish. Foppish has gotten Hugh Grant some fine as and some great job. I just look like a guy wearing a nice patterened spread collared shirt.

Of course, you can't wear a spread without a suit - that would look idiotic.

Thanks to dtb, all I read was

I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack. I have a hair forest in my crack.

And I am picturing white flabby ass cheeks with a big dark brown brillo cloud dividing them. It is making me sick. Please get that taken care of immediately and report back. I may never eat again.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I believe it was Veronica and Rachel.

tm

This is truly disturbing. I am now dying for one of those all day marathons to catch the debauchery.

Did they never view any of his season? I can't believe that anyone could know of his racist and sexist views and still think that he is a potential hookup. Plus he is Not Cute.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't need the validation of GQ. I simply find the standard white point collar to be the pinnacle of dullness. You shouldn't wear anything your chemistry teacher wore as a rule. I can get away [with] the patterned shirt look because I'm probably about as far from foppish as it gets. I'd like to be foppish. Foppish has gotten Hugh Grant some fine as[s] and some great job. I just look like a guy wearing a nice patterend spread collared shirt.

Of course, you can't wear a spread without a suit - that would look idiotic.

I'm not a big Hugh Grant fan, but he looked fabulous in "Love, Actually." He does know how to wear the clothes, and his shirts did have a noticeably slim cut. I would do him if he could allay the Divine Brown inspired concerns that any reasonable girl must have.

And my chemistry teacher wore a toupee and a Sipowicz combo, so you're also right on that score.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
at the suggestion of an idiot friend of mine who claimed it made his package look more impressive and my wife, I decided to do some trimming around the front about a year ago. I must admit it looks much better and my wife has been very pleased. And smooth balls against the fabric of a really smooth fine wool suit feels pretty damn good. It reminds me there's something good to this life while I'm stuck at this desk digging through this boring slop that is the law.

SOund slike something our friend G would say, SD. I too have trrimmed around the front, as you say, and I too have gotten a very positive reaction from my wife. The problem is that it itches like hell as it grows back in, which is no fun at all.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is truly disturbing. I am now dying for one of those all day marathons to catch the debauchery.

Did they never view any of his season? I can't believe that anyone could know of his racist and sexist views and still think that he is a potential hookup. Plus he is Not Cute.

What's wrong with being sexy?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
SOund slike something our friend G would say, SD. trrimmed around the front, as you say, and I too have gotten a very positive reaction from my wife. The problem is that it itches like hell as it grows back in, which is no fun at all.

Oh, poor, poor baby. Men have it so hard. But you know what they say, the price of beauty is pain.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, poor, poor baby. Men have it so hard. But you know what they say, the price of beauty is pain.

I am not sure that an itchy crotch is worth it. But maybe that's just me...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The term has been translated to me as meaning "all that is good and beautiful in me greets all that is good and beautiful in you."

Which might explain why Paigow doesn't like it. "My inner coke-whore says hi to your inner coke-whore" doesn't have the same ring.

Sidd,

From my inner substance whore to your inner new age flake, skipping around the meadow humming to "Up With People" - suck my dick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
SOund slike something our friend G would say, SD. I too have trrimmed around the front, as you say, and I too have gotten a very positive reaction from my wife. The problem is that it itches like hell as it grows back in, which is no fun at all.

Yeh, but if you go commando like me, the benefit of keeping it short so you don't get it caught in your zipper is worth it.

I've actually been standing at the urinal, talking to someone and not been paying attention and zipped myself up a little bit. Its hard to explain to a co-worker why why you yelped "Motherfucker" and grabbed your pants wincing after taking a piss.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but if you go commando like me, the benefit of keeping it short so you don't get it caught in your zipper is worth it.

I've actually been standing at the urinal, talking to someone and not been paying attention and zipped myself up a little bit. Its hard to explain to a co-worker why why you yelped "Motherfucker" and grabbed your pants wincing after taking a piss.

Now I dont know what the layout in your firm's can is, but how do you suppose your co-workers feel when they walk in and see the brillo spillage over onto the white flabcakes?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sidd,

From my inner substance whore to your inner new age flake, skipping around the meadow humming to "Up With People" - suck my dick.

Now, now. It is possible to be both an inner substance whore and an inner new age flake. In fact, the two are quite compatible. Dick-sucking does not even have to enter the picture. Unless you happen to be someone's boyfriend. Then I'll do it in return for some substances or uplifting chanting.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
SOund slike something our friend G would say, SD. I too have trrimmed around the front, as you say, and I too have gotten a very positive reaction from my wife. The problem is that it itches like hell as it grows back in, which is no fun at all.

Well, duh. You don't let it grow back. If Slave can shave his whole body on a regular basis, surely you can manage to keep one small area "tidy" (as chris would say).