Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

It's pointed out that Gwinkie could kick your ass and you go all dtbish on us?

Whiff, category 2.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Don't you have to be attractive to be a "betty," fb or not?

TM

I have no idea what she looked like. All I know is that she liked expensive cars and stereos, and that some people here thought she had a dick.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

True, but she is one of those women whose striking looks somehow overshadow her boobs.

I know. It's rare.

I get very confused with pics of Monica Bellucci. I never know where to look first. Or last.

What difference could it possibly make? Wherever you look first (or last) is the right decision.



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I wish I were colorblind. The sex must be incredible.

Racist pervert.

TM

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Hi! Just got back from having the words "Liberez Polanski" tattooed on my penis. What did I miss?

Hi! I un-retired from the past to the present tense. And I'm a pirate lawyer now. Aaarrrggh!

Also, notwithstanding my enlightened evolutions, as above, I confirmed that I still like boobs and have a lactation fetish.

ps: I missed u, iykwimaiastydbtihur [sniff]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I have no idea what she looked like. All I know is that she liked expensive cars and stereos, and that some people here thought she had a dick.

That could be any number of posters I have driven from this board.

TM

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Whiff, category 2.

TM

Post modern or neo-classical subcategory? nttawwt.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

That could be any number of posters I have driven from this board.

TM

FD: many of my female socks were, in reality, pre-op trannies, but with DD implants......throw some DDs on the beeeyotch....indeed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

In the "Too Hot to Categorize" category, we have Bellucci:



Jolie:



I gotta go with Bellucci. I think I would die if she wanted to fuck me.

TM

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Hi! Just got back from having the words "Liberez Polanski" tattooed on my penis. What did I miss?

That depends. How do you feel about animal cruelty videos? Hopefully, the Supreme Court will rule that they are protected.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

In the "Too Hot to Categorize" category, we have Bellucci:



Jolie:



I gotta go with Bellucci. I think I would die if she wanted to fuck me.

TM

I agree. Bellucci in her prime may be the sexiest woman ever to grace this earth. Think about it: we just agreed that she's sexier than Angelina Fucking Jolie. How many women can you say that about? One?

[robustpuppy]

Originally Posted by Adder

Forever.

I got a friend request from a similar guy (although without the physical threats and acts of violence -I was bigger than him, although he was crazier), but being not very good at saying no, accepted. He is now on ignore.

I got a friend request from a girl who was very cruel to me in high school, and I ignored it, and she died a few weeks later. So be warned.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

I got a friend request from a girl who was very cruel to me in high school, and I ignored it, and she died a few weeks later. So be warned.

In a good way or a bad way?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

I got a friend request from a girl who was very cruel to me in high school, and I ignored it, and she died a few weeks later. So be warned.

Is that a warning to not get on your bad side, or about the power of Facebook?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

I got a friend request from a girl who was very cruel to me in high school, and I ignored it, and she died a few weeks later. So be warned.

Thanks for the heads up, Carrie. By the way, I think you look lovely. Always have.

TM