It's all about me

[Atticus Grinch]

Mom, can I borrow $40K? Ebay is selling the original K.I.T.T.

Best line: "A special cable with "T" handle was installed in the panel beside the rear passenger seat; when pulled, KITT's trunk would seemingly open by itself." Ya don't say!

[Replaced_Texan]

1,000 loose chickens create highway chaos

July 23, 2004 | London -- A busy highway near Oxford in central England was closed in both directions Friday when around 1,000 chickens escaped from a truck that collided with four other vehicles, injuring four people.

“They were all over the carriageway,” said a spokesman for Thames Valley Police.

The birds' escape could be short-lived: Thousands of shooting enthusiasts, game keepers and falconers are in the area for a game fair organized by the Country Land and Business Association.

“We are going to ask (them) if there are any wagons or nets that we can use to get the chickens together,” said the police spokesman, who spoke with customary anonymity.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Mr. Subtext
Mr. Subtext says SlaveNoMore and Shape Shifter shouldn't try to be fuck buddies anytime soon.

Too late. Shifty never tries anything, he just does it.

[NotFromHere]

Paris and Nick Carter have split. Guess she didn't want to hang around boy bands anymore.

It was Hilton who ended the romantic relationship, said her publicist, Gina Hoffman.

"She's concentrating on her work," Hoffman told the AP.

Carter, 24, told People magazine Friday that he feels good, despite the break up.

"I'm back in the studio ready to go on tour with the guys." (OOOhhhh can't wait.)

He added: "I want to be free to date other people and I got tired of all the rumors" of trouble in their relationship.
Right. Whatever.
But this pic makes her look a little heavy in the stomach.

[SlaveNoMore]

Skeks in the city
Too late. Shifty never tries anything, he just does it.

And though he's an utter failure at everything he does, he's got high hopes and just keeps trying.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

From the President's speech to the Urban League:

• Do you remember a guy named Charlie Gaines? Somebody gave me a quote he said, which I think kind of describes the environment we're in today. I think he's a friend of Jesse's. He said, "Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant."

No, um, comment.

Thanks Wonkette!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And though he's an utter failure at everything he does, he's got high hopes and just keeps trying.

Oh god that hurts. Unh. Ummm. The searing pain from your stern ministrations flow throughs through my body in waves. The pain yielding to pleasure reminding me that I'm alive. I've never felt so alive, my love-gelding. And there's an increasing warmth in my loins that will soon provide me with physical release and release you from your stifling irrelevance. Hurt me more, goddammit, MORE!

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
Oh god that hurts. Unh. Ummm. The searing pain from your stern ministrations flow throughs through my body in waves. The pain yielding to pleasure reminding me that I'm alive. I've never felt so alive, my love-gelding. And there's an increasing warmth in my loins that will soon provide me with physical release and release you from your stifling irrelevance. Hurt me more, goddammit, MORE!

As I said:

High apple pie, in the sky, hopes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As I said:

High apple pie, in the sky, hopes.

Not even close. Read this and try again.

[Alex_de_Large]

Once again, wow is all you can say. Another win, again by 61 seconds.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Once again, wow is all you can say. Another win, again by 61 seconds.

Indeed.

Here's my lingering concern from yesterday. The theory as to why lance chased Simeoni down is becuase Simeoni is suing lance for libel because lance called him a liar for his in-court testimony. That testimony was essentially that Michele Ferrari had taught Simeoni how to use EPO and other drugs and get away with it. The obvious implication is that he taught others, including Armstrong, as well. So Lance claims that Simeoni is trying to "ruin" cycling. Well, if he is, it's because he's opening up the information about drug use, and Lance seems to want to shut that up. Not sharp.

[Atticus Grinch]

At last, our long national nightmare is over. After 13 years in the vault, the DVD of Richard Linklater's "Slacker" will be released by Criterion on August 31st. Special features include director and cast commentaries, deleted scenes (?!?), and audition tapes (these people auditioned?!?).

It has been a long wait, but I am appeased.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As I said:

High apple pie, in the sky, hopes.

You two love birds need to get a room already.

[Alex_de_Large]

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

[SlaveNoMore]

I'm not a big A-Rod fan, but what kind of a fucking pussy takes on another baseball player with a mask and a glove on?



Oh, and Carnak says that Ortiz' little dog-pile on Tanyon Sturze is going to up his suspension from 5 games to 8.