Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Who are you kidding? In your experience, every day is Canadian Thankssuckingit Day.

TM

I was in Canada last weekend. I am thankful my hangover has receded.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

if that was true, "your children" wouldn't be here. think about it.

that wasn't my wife. that was a woman named patentparanyc that i hired to fake you out. think about it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

that wasn't my wife. that was a woman named patentparanyc that i hired to fake you out. think about it.

that wasn't me. that was a man named ThurgreedMarshall that i hired to fake your wife out. think about it

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

that wasn't me. that was a man named ThurgreedMarshall that i hired to fake your wife out. think about it

it couldn't have been. my wife has nice hair, but it's not her best attribute.

psyche! capsies! no more jokes on this vein!

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

it couldn't have been. my wife has nice hair, but it's not her best attribute.

Merde! BoC, I knew that, all too well.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

psyche! capsies! no more jokes on this vein!

2.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

that wasn't me. that was a man named ThurgreedMarshall that i hired to fake your wife out. think about it

That wasn't me. That was a guy named Hank I got to replace me with a Craigslist ad.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I'm thankful that I can say I hope to see you soon.

And Happy Thanksgiving to all.*

TM

*Even DK

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

if all fish thought that way, we wouldn't be here. think about it.

We can't rule out that the fish always felt out of place but had no choice in the matter. This would provide an evolutionary explanation for teens on Xanax.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

We can't rule out that the fish always felt out of place but had no choice in the matter. This would provide an evolutionary explanation for teens on Xanax.

baby steps. give a theory why Ironhead still posts here.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

baby steps. give a theory why Ironhead still posts here.

Inertia adulterated with the wafted stench of the Petre Principle.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

it couldn't have been. my wife has nice hair, but it's not her best attribute.

psyche! capsies! no more jokes on this vein!

Nice of your Lions to make it a game.

Tried to take Thurgreed's advice but unfortunately, couldn't find "Planes, Trains . . " anywhere.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Inertia adulterated with the wafted stench of the Petre Principle.

Is that like the Petri dish Principal?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Now that is a trendy drink I could see myself sampling.

There's an ice-house here called Beavers that had one of the most amazing bartenders I've had the pleasure of ordering a drink from. You'd just give a vague idea of what sort of drink you'd want, and he'd come back with something utterly amazing. He infused most of the booze himself, made his own marichino cherries, made his own bitters, and otherwise did everything the hard way. He left a month or so ago to open his own bar, and it should be a pretty amazing place. It's goal is to banish forever the apple martini in Houston. It opens sometime this month.

This is the cocktail menu at Beavers, but it's just sort of a launching off pad.

ASIAN GODDESS
Charbay vodka, Crème de Cassis, ginger, lemongrass

DAX’s OBSESSION
Hendrick’s gin, tamarind syrup, orange juice

FORECAST
Habanero-infused Monopolowa vodka, cucumber, kaffir lime, lemon

MAYAHUEL FIZZ
Sotol (Mezcal), rosemary syrup, lime, egg white*

OPAL SMASH
Makers Mark, lemon, opal basil

PECAN OLD FASHIONED
Pecan-Infused Wellers Bourbon, Angostura bitters, sugar

PISCO SOUR
Barsol Pisco, lemon, Angostura bitters, egg white*

ROSEMARY RICKEY
No. 209 gin, lime, rosemary

SAZERAC
Wild Turkey Rye, Lucid Absinthe, Peychaud’s bitters

SOUTHERN GIMLET
Plymouth gin, lime, mint

THE DARB
Junipero gin, Vya dry vermouth, apricot brandy, lemon

THE LAST WORD
Bombay Sapphire gin, green Chartreuse, Maraschino liqueur, lime

TRAIN WRECK
Remy Martin cognac, vanilla-cardamom gastrique, Angostura mist, flamed orange zest

[ThurgreedMarshall]

...except rock hard abs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0

The funny thing is, if you are able to sit upright on that chair, you're definitely getting a serious ab workout.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Is that like the Petri dish Principal?

IIRC, the Petre Principle has to do with the tendency of people to rise within an organization to the level of their incompetence, at which point they become firmly stuck and can only be dislodged with potassium nitrate.