Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Your like the Kennedys, with pyrotechnics.

4 wheeler polo is an awesome sport.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

how often are you seeing him that he has to tell you pre-date what he weighs now?

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

[1436]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Hank is on the way to becoming (dare I venture to say surpassing) Penske,

Did penske have such thin skin in his youth?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I thought the rationale behind the order of triathlon events is that events with the highest likelihood of a disastrous result in the event of physical breakdown go first. I hope they have some good lifeguards at Lake Mohonk.

Exactly, its why the goal here is survival. Pray for me.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I did not look like I could go fast, but I looked good. That and the gift certficiate I won adequately mitigated my feelings of inadequacy.

Good deal on the freebie, Hank uses extenze and they aren't cheap.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

How dreary. I hope chimney sweep is a conversational improvement.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

I complete understand. Without strict adherence to a carefully-planned nutrition and training regimen, there is no way the witch costume would have fit last Saturday, and then I might as well have kissed that $30 gift certificate good-bye.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

Exactly, its why the goal here is survival. Pray for me.

I always pray for you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

How dreary. I hope chimney sweep is a conversational improvement.

Translation: How come the hot chicks never like the fat guys who talk well?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

This is why I don't hang out with runners.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Translation: How come the hot chicks never like the fat guys who talk well?

King of Queens?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I always pray for you.

iktyd, bymf.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by 1436

Did penske have such thin skin in his youth?

I was more politic in my expressions before i got the corner office. I am even more forthcoming now that they installed the bidet.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

When you've got a writhing one-eyed anaconda between the legs, you need to wrassle that bad boy down before the Fowling starts, or it will throw off your balance and you'll never hit a pin. Plus, you never know when a spin class will break out. Speaking of biking apparel, I won the costume contest for last Saturday's cyclocross race. It is my first cyclocross win.

You should leave your snake at home.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Fugee

You should leave your snake at home.

Don't worry, his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

Hun.