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Old 03-03-2011, 10:16 PM   #1921
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I'm going to do a development deal in Utah, do you think that the Utahitians think I am giving up the sexxx in order to get permittted?
you don't fuck the people in your "developments" do you? ewwwwww.
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:42 PM   #1922
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Is having sex worse than smoking and drinking?

And isn't the Mormon teaching that sex is supposed to be for the purpose of pregnancy? Shouldn't he get credit for that and for not using birth control?
Having sex is unquestionably worse than smoking and drinking.

Mormon teachings on sex are much more positive--while it should be restricted to marriage, it's seen as very valuable for fostering the connection between spouses, and not just for producing children. There is a segment of Mormon culture that believes in no birth control (which didn't include my family or most people I know), but the official position is basically no position. Current official policy is that the number and timing of children is between husband and wife, and "members should not just one another in this matter."

It's not a whiff if I recognize it while it's happening, right?

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Old 03-03-2011, 10:46 PM   #1923
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it's not being widely reported she was pregnant, but that seems no matter, other than the proof issue (I was wondering how he "got caught").

but seriously, no booze or sex for all of college is just weird. kids at orel roberts turn Tulsa bars the fuck out- even though they stay clean on campus.

suddenly that group of hot BYU singers I saw in St. Louis is becoming a lot less viable stroke material: no offense.
Dude, I told you, they were dancers--Ballroom Dance Company, as I recall.

No booze has never been an issue for me--just not interested. No sex wasn't an issue until I graduated from BYU and got away from lame-o too-easily-intimidated Peter Priesthoods.

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Old 03-03-2011, 10:48 PM   #1924
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I'm going to do a development deal in Utah, do you think that the Utahitians think I am giving up the sexxx in order to get permittted?
Only if you're a BYU student. Which I'm having a really hard time imagining *anyone* believing, given the current configuration of your facial hair.

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Old 03-03-2011, 10:48 PM   #1925
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Having sex is unquestionably worse than smoking and drinking.

Mormon teachings on sex are much more positive--while it should be restricted to marriage, it's seen as very valuable for fostering the connection between spouses, and not just for producing children. There is a segment of Mormon culture that believes in no birth control (which didn't include my family or most people I know), but the official position is basically no position. Current official policy is that the number and timing of children is between husband and wife, and "members should not just one another in this matter."

It's not a whiff if I recognize it while it's happening, right?

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can a single husband get one wife pregnant repeatedly but keep another barren to keep her body hotter?
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:13 PM   #1926
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can a single husband get one wife pregnant repeatedly but keep another barren to keep her body hotter?
I guess we can rule you out as lactation lover.
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:31 PM   #1927
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I guess we can rule you out as lactation lover.
I'm trying to educate the board by having a convo about details of different religions, do you have to debase it? I mean you're a mod for god's sakes.
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:41 PM   #1928
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Second, am I the only one paying way too much to see Kevin Smith's new movie and q&a?
Probably.

OTOH, I saw a free preview of this movie tonight and it was cute and funny.
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Old 03-04-2011, 02:15 AM   #1929
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Classy, Yankees.
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Old 03-04-2011, 10:42 AM   #1930
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they kicked a kid off for fucking his GF? his GF? how'd you like to be a BYU coach today, explaining to next year's recruiting class they should come there for 4 years?
Sheer insanity. I always thought these types of schools made exceptions for their sports programs, being that they want to compete and all.

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Old 03-04-2011, 11:05 AM   #1931
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First, I can't imagine how anyone would skip Top Chef, and Padma in a bikini in the Bahamas, next week.
I couldn't believe that the shot they showed of her in the bikini was her. She looks like she's been struggling with her body lately. But in the bikini shot they showed, she looks redonkulous.

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Old 03-04-2011, 11:09 AM   #1932
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I couldn't believe that the shot they showed of her in the bikini was her. She looks like she's been struggling with her body lately. But in the bikini shot they showed, she looks redonkulous.

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Classy, Yankees.
Cool story.

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Old 03-04-2011, 11:13 AM   #1934
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She looks like she's been struggling with her body lately.

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I'm sure she was, what with having a baby at 39 and all. But clearly she won.
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:14 AM   #1935
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Cool story.

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But I thought "classy" was an insult around these parts and was expecting the opposite sort of story.
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