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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sgtclub
When I was a boy and use to mix anything into my bourbon, it was diet coke, primarily because the high sugar content in regular coke makes hangovers worse.

"It's like my father used to say... when I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child... and when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If only this lousy earth had more than two continents!

I'm equatorially bigoted.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I actually liked all the Parisians I met. I liked the way they refused to deal with any foreigner who wasted their time. We need that action over here, to move the lardarses clogging 7/11, Gap, Polo, J Crew and every other line I'm forced to stand in while purchasing a small necessity.

Brother, every morning I sit on the train, look around as I listen to my Ipod and think "Fuck, a conveyor belt of nervous plasma, shuffling and frittering away on meaningless tasks, playing their parts, wasting time. What a mess." But what are you going to do? Its the human condition.

Live from week to wweek, get high, enjoy your friends and try to forget you're in the Boredom Matrix. My life ain't so bad. In fact, some folks tell me its good. I figure some day life will beat me down enough that I'll placidly agree. And I have to admit... the ride's been pretty fun so far.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I give my life a 9 out of 10. I want 10 (typical American attitude).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Not until I was overwhelmed with a sudden burst of misanthropy while reading your post.

Are you as turned on right now as I am?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I actually liked all the Parisians I met. I liked the way they refused to deal with any foreigner who wasted their time. We need that action over here, to move the lardarses clogging 7/11, Gap, Polo, J Crew and every other line I'm forced to stand in while purchasing a small necessity.

Good thought. One problem, though. Over here, those lardasses are not foreigners.

Brother, every morning I sit on the train, look around as I listen to my Ipod and think "Fuck, a conveyor belt of nervous plasma, shuffling and frittering away on meaningless tasks, playing their parts, wasting time. What a mess." But what are you going to do? Its the human condition.

Whooooooooaaaaaaaaa.

Wow. That really hit me.

I don't think I'm even up for spin class, now.

Live from week to wweek, get high, enjoy your friends and try to forget you're in the Boredom Matrix. My life ain't so bad. In fact, some folks tell me its good. I figure some day life will beat me down enough that I'll placidly agree. And I have to admit... the ride's been pretty fun so far.

Alright, that's more like it! Time to spin!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I actually liked all the Parisians I met. I liked the way they refused to deal with any foreigner who wasted their time. We need that action over here, to move the lardarses clogging 7/11, Gap, Polo, J Crew and every other line I'm forced to stand in while purchasing a small necessity.

Brother, every morning I sit on the train, look around as I listen to my Ipod and think "Fuck, a conveyor belt of nervous plasma, shuffling and frittering away on meaningless tasks, playing their parts, wasting time. What a mess." But what are you going to do? Its the human condition.

Live from week to wweek, get high, enjoy your friends and try to forget you're in the Boredom Matrix. My life ain't so bad. In fact, some folks tell me its good. I figure some day life will beat me down enough that I'll placidly agree. And I have to admit... the ride's been pretty fun so far.

It would be more fun if you didn't go to the Gap, Polo, or J. Crew. What the fuck do you expect?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My life ain't so bad. In fact, some folks tell me its good. I figure some day life will beat me down enough that I'll placidly agree. And I have to admit... the ride's been pretty fun so far.

Translation: I got laid this morning.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It would be more fun if you didn't go to the Gap, Polo, or J. Crew. What the fuck do you expect?

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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you as turned on right now as I am?

What is the female equivalent of "swimming in ejaculate"?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What is the female equivalent of "swimming in ejaculate"?

Moist

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It would be more fun if you didn't go to the Gap, Polo, or J. Crew. What the fuck do you expect?

I need a constant supply of new pants.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I need a constant supply of new pants.

Get to work on your Dick Trickler, pronto.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What is the female equivalent of "swimming in ejaculate"?

Saltwater thigh pond.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Saltwater thigh pond.

Is that an album by the Attican Bedshitters?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Good thought. One problem, though. Over here, those lardasses are not foreigners.

So?