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03-17-2004, 06:56 PM
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#1996
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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He's been kayacked.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Who doesn't love the Rockford?
And I tell you to read a book out of love and concern. I love all of you, dammit. Well, most of you, anyway.
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Believe it or not, some people who watch reality tv also read books. Not usually at the same time, but isn't variety the spice of life or something? |
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03-17-2004, 06:57 PM
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#1997
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is the meanest thing you've ever written.
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I am way, way nicer than I ever suspected. Thank you for helping me discover new depths to my character. You're a peach. |
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03-17-2004, 07:00 PM
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#1998
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am way, way nicer than I ever suspected. Thank you for helping me discover new depths to my character. You're a peach.
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You did mean it in a "I know Chicago goes directly from 40s to 90s and never has a nice long spring" way, correct?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2004, 07:03 PM
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#1999
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You did mean it in a "I know Chicago goes directly from 40s to 90s and never has a nice long spring" way, correct?
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It is my understanding that on occasion that happens, and I was hoping for you an anomolous (sp?) year with a nice long spring.
Could you please let me know whether you, a man, are pleased yet? I want the big house in the burbs so I can leave the pleased man, sell my half of the house and buy someplace cool in a city. Near a place with lots of lube. |
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03-17-2004, 07:11 PM
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#2000
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is my understanding that on occasion that happens, and I was hoping for you an anomolous (sp?) year with a nice long spring.
Could you please let me know whether you, a man, are pleased yet? I want the big house in the burbs so I can leave the pleased man, sell my half of the house and buy someplace cool in a city. Near a place with lots of lube.
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Color me pleased.
As for the rest of the paragraph, color me dumbfounded.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2004, 07:13 PM
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#2001
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Color me pleased.
As for the rest of the paragraph, color me dumbfounded.
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Do you mean the OTHER paragraph? I'm starting to think I'm pleasing the wrong guy. You are too stupid to buy me a McMansion. |
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03-17-2004, 07:16 PM
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#2002
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you mean the OTHER paragraph? I'm starting to think I'm pleasing the wrong guy. You are too stupid to buy me a McMansion.
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Actually, you asked if I was pleased in the second paragraph. I couldn't understand the rest of it. At no point did I address the first paragraph. Looks like you're too stupid to warrant a Great Room.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2004, 07:19 PM
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#2003
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, you asked if I was pleased in the second paragraph. I couldn't understand the rest of it. At no point did I address the first paragraph. Looks like you're too stupid to warrant a Great Room.
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I don't have to be smart, I'm pleasing. I really like that outfit you are wearing today. You look so muscle-y and hung in it. |
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03-17-2004, 07:24 PM
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#2004
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Continental Vents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Rim me, Bartleby.
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I know I'm a little late, but this was my favorite post of the day. Sebby, you brought a little twinkle to the long, dark tea-time of my Wednesday.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-17-2004, 07:34 PM
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#2005
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't have to be smart, I'm pleasing. I really like that outfit you are wearing today. You look so muscle-y and hung in it.
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Thanks
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2004, 07:40 PM
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#2006
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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He's been kayacked.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Believe it or not, some people who watch reality tv also read books. Not usually at the same time, but isn't variety the spice of life or something?
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Oh, pay no attention to me, my dear. I am merely kvetching because the plaintiff in my slip and fall trial apparently has a twin brother ("see, that video shows *Gus* lifting a couch into the back of the U-Haul we rented. He looks a lot like me, but he ain't me."). Which is fine, but the judge did not actually laugh when this was said. So I am annoyed. |
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03-17-2004, 07:41 PM
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#2007
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You look so muscle-y and hung in it.
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I thought by hung you meant..... 
http://www.williamhung.net/
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-17-2004, 07:48 PM
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#2008
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Parade Day
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03-17-2004, 07:58 PM
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#2009
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Hipster-Music -- A Question
What is the deal with "The Darkness?" Are they for reals? Are they the new Spinal Tap? I'm not sure I get it. Is the usually discerning British music press in on the joke? I'm just confused.
That said, I think "Get your hands off my woman motherfucker," repeated 50 times, is kinda catchy.
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03-17-2004, 07:59 PM
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#2010
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Parade Day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I wore (an orange shirt) today. Apparently the people I work for are either not Irish or just particularly obtuse. Either way, I haven't drawn fire all day. I hate it when that happens.
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They probably thought you were an Illinois alum getting ready for the Big Dance this week...
Now if you had marched like a damn fool down the middle of the street in my part of town, my neighbors would've beaten the shit out of you. When the cops arrived, they probably would've joined in.
I would let it slide because I know you. Unless you really meant something by it, then I'd probably get a few shots in too... |
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