Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Yeah, but Wonk wouldn't necessarily object to the bucket of pig's blood if you could promise there might be some bacon in it.

Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one again.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

When I reconnected with the hot girl (but didn't seem very smart) who was in my homeroom, I was even more disappointed. I figured that I would be able to take some satisfaction that she'd be working some low paying job, living in the same small town, and would not have aged well.

Nope.

She's just as hot as she was then, has an MBA, works for one of the highest end consulting firms, and lives in a fancy suburb.

But I'm her Facebook friend now, which probably is better than I would have done in highschool.

Well I had my first HS crush look ME up. OBTW she looks as good as she did then.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

When I reconnected with the hot girl (but didn't seem very smart) who was in my homeroom, I was even more disappointed. I figured that I would be able to take some satisfaction that she'd be working some low paying job, living in the same small town, and would not have aged well.

Nope.

She's just as hot as she was then, has an MBA, works for one of the highest end consulting firms, and lives in a fancy suburb.

But I'm her Facebook friend now, which probably is better than I would have done in highschool.

I reconnected with the hot older cheerleader from HS who I nearly lost my virginity to* when I was 15 (she was 17). She's just as stupid as she was back then. Sweet, but painfully dumb.

*someone walked in the bathroom (yep) just as we were getting ready to do the deed. It was another 6 months or so before I actually had sex. I never slept with her.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Excuses, excuses.

I am afraid to go back to the site.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Well I had my first HS crush look ME up. OBTW she looks as good as she did then.

Rub some salt in, why don't you?

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I reconnected with the hot older cheerleader from HS who I nearly lost my virginity to* when I was 15 (she was 17). She's just as stupid as she was back then. Sweet, but painfully dumb.

*someone walked in the bathroom (yep) just as we were getting ready to do the deed. It was another 6 months or so before I actually had sex. I never slept with her.

A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I am afraid to go back to the site.

Pussy.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.

The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.

I think I have told this story before but several years later, after he was married (presumably to a non-nympho) and thinking about getting divorced, he showed up at my place one night wanting to have sex. Because I am an insatiable ho, I was up for it. Then we were naked and buzzed and about to fuck when all of a sudden he decides he can't go through with it.

I do not believe he is on facebook. If he was, it would not bother me if we were not facebook friends because I am now over his repressed ass.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it.

Me, too. But that's where the parallels end.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

Me, too. But that's where the parallels end.

It is unfortunate that you were not my highschool boyfriend.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.

Oh, the girl to whom I ultimately lost my virginity was delightfully trashy then. Don't know if she's trashy now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.

cite please.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

It is unfortunate that you were not my highschool boyfriend.

That sound you hear is me crying in my office.

Move along people, nothing to see here, move along.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.

in his defense you must admit the CBC had lots of good TV on back then.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Pussy.

Penis