Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by hank chinaski

cite please.

2.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Oh, the girl to whom I ultimately lost my virginity was delightfully trashy then. Don't know if she's trashy now.

The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, ......, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life.

Are you that bad in bed that you can have that type of affect? Good thing Hank's wife never gets to Chicago......

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Are you that bad in bed that you can have that type of affect? Good thing Hank's wife never gets to Chicago......

OMG!

I may be misreading your post, but are you suggesting that you had relations with Hank's wife?!?!?!

This could be the LT scandal of the new millenium!

Originally Posted by taxwonk

The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.

With the help of the Lord Jesus Christ I have become a born-again virgin. Naturally, I am excited (and a little scared) about experimenting with sex for the first time ever. Hopefully the 25 year old fine-arts BA waitress at my local coffee shop will be a gentle and giving teacher.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.

I think I have told this story before but several years later, after he was married (presumably to a non-nympho) and thinking about getting divorced, he showed up at my place one night wanting to have sex. Because I am an insatiable ho, I was up for it. Then we were naked and buzzed and about to fuck when all of a sudden he decides he can't go through with it.

I do not believe he is on facebook. If he was, it would not bother me if we were not facebook friends because I am now over his repressed ass.

You're not going to try to fuck me if I facebook friend you, are you?

Because that would scare me.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by ironweed

With the help of the Lord Jesus Christ I have become a born-again virgin. Naturally, I am excited (and a little scared) about experimenting with sex for the first time ever. Hopefully the 25 year old fine-arts BA waitress at my local coffee shop will be a gentle and giving teacher.

Your ambitions are set too low.

Through the help of my Lord Jesus Christ, I have become 24 years old. I have misappropriated images of the Monster Unit and am sending PMs to gwinky as we speak.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

You're not going to try to fuck me if I facebook friend you, are you?

Because that would scare me.

I can say with complete confidence that I would not fuck you. Because these days I am not into pussy.

zing

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I can say with complete confidence that I would not fuck you. Because these days I am not into pussy.

zing

Ouch.

[dtb]

Can the Griffin family actually hear what Stewie is saying? Or just Brian?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

OMG!

I may be misreading your post, but are you suggesting that you had relations with Hank's wife?!?!?!

!

It's like Tupac. Hit 'em up!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by dtb

Can the Griffin family actually hear what Stewie is saying? Or just Brian?

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

Communication with adults
Stewie's speech is not always understood or acknowledged by other characters. The show once references this in an example of metahumor at the start of the seventh season in Love Blactually. A discussion between Brian and Stewie reveals that characters either fully understand Stewie or only understand him to a degree that is related to the character's closeness to the 'main cast'.

Brian Griffin always understands
Brian is, as of now, the only main character whose ability to understand Stewie is unambiguous;[citation needed] the two always converse normally. In "Running Mates", Brian briefly appears to hear Stewie's thoughts; this phenomenon has not been explored in subsequent episodes.[16]
In two episodes, another baby by the name of Olivia communicates similarly to Stewie, with the exception that she is taken seriously by adults. Also, Jillian (Brian's girlfriend of several episodes) appears to understand Stewie just as well.

Adults understand, but disregard Stewie
At the end of the episode "E. Peterbus Unum", the question of whether adults could understand Stewie is raised. In the DVD audio commentary,[citation needed] MacFarlane explains adults can understand him, but don't take him seriously, "sort of like... if a four-year-old who [could] talk told you to 'fuck off', you'd laugh, because it's cute." In this manner, characters acknowledge Stewie, but pay no mind to his often-insulting addresses, such as calling Peter "the fat man" and referring to his mother by her given name, Lois. His insults are occasionally heard, such as when Stewie tells Lois "Why don't you burn in hell?!" Lois replies, "Well, no dessert for you, young man." Stewie generally is insulting to both Meg and Chris, but does acknowledge them. He also is one of the few characters who calls Meg 'Megan'.[5]

In "Untitled Griffin Family History", it is clearly shown that the other characters can understand Stewie; when Peter states that he dislikes The Godfather to the point where he can never watch the ending, Stewie asks "Well, how do you know you don't like it if you don't give it a chance?", and Lois says, "I agree with Stewie, it doesn't seem fair."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Griffin

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.

That's what A-rod is saying about Madonna.

[LessinSF]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...sn=001&sc=1000

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...sn=001&sc=1000

I wonder if it was poo or pee.....and does the former increase the suffering?