Lamest k race win ever - Page 145

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-09-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I was on Cape Cod once (in Chatham in that Chatham whatever place) and tohught the beach sucked hard- rocky and not at all groomed- it Mass more a "beautiful natural beach" place as opposed to "lots of people in bathing suits laying around" beach place?

We call it a "disco beach".

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-09-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I was on Cape Cod once (in Chatham in that Chatham whatever place) and tohught the beach sucked hard- rocky and not at all groomed- it Mass more a "beautiful natural beach" place as opposed to "lots of people in bathing suits laying around" beach place?

Mass. has a range of beaches. Next time, try Revere Beach. I think you'll find what you're looking for.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-09-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Mass. has a range of beaches. Next time, try Revere Beach. I think you'll find what you're looking for.

G'day, Hank, sir. I think you'll find this beach more to your liking!

Hank Chinaski · 03-09-2011, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

G'day, Hank, sir. I think you'll find this beach more to your liking!

can you have alcohol drinks on that beach? if so what ones will get me beat up?

Pretty Little Flower · 03-09-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

can you have alcohol drinks on that beach? if so what ones will get me beat up?

Beer. In a can. And don't show up with some 21st Amendment shit. Bud or Miller. You still will probably get beat up, but it won't be because of the beer. A faded Aerosmith concert tee might provide you an added layer of protection.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-09-2011, 03:54 PM

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Hank Chinaski · 03-09-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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if I was a small-titted girl I'd have grown up knowing I didn't have a chance with you.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-09-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

if I was a small-titted girl I'd have grown up knowing I didn't have a chance with you.

Were. If I were a small-titted girl . . . .

Hank Chinaski · 03-09-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Were. If I were a small-titted girl . . . .

even if I had big tits the grammar and spelling would probably turn Thurgreed off?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-09-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

even if I had big tits the grammar and spelling would probably turn Thurgreed off?

No, just Mike Krzyzewski.

03-09-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i would have shown up but I did ask you to call and confirm that you were going and you didn't so i accidently stood you up and forced you to ask aging hipsters sitting next to you at the bar if they were a lawyer there to meet someone

I know, and at first I resented you for that. But in hindsight I realize that it taught me some important lessons about life, myself and other people. By taking me out of my comfort zone, I found myself interacting with people other than the doorman at my hotel, taxi drivers and the guy who sold me that overpriced Scotch. By forcing me to re-examine my lazy habits, really shockingly poor communication skills, and a host of smug assumptions about my own importance, you caused me to grow and become a better person. I owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude for doing what you did. Wow. It felt good to finally say that.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-09-2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

if I was a small-titted girl I'd have grown up knowing I didn't have a chance with you.

Strange thought to have. But, once again, this is not true. Women with small tits had better have a beautiful stomach. And it's all about breast shape and hips to waist ratio as far as I'm concerned. If a woman has nicely shaped, small breasts, a flat, defined stomach and a halfway decent waist to hips ratio, I am powerless in their presence.

But big, shapely boobs are pretty fucking cool. I ain't gonna lie.

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LessinSF · 03-09-2011, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Were. If I were a small-titted girl . . . .

Actually, "if I was" is correct if, in fact, Hank is a small-titted girl. Since I haven't met him, I cannot say that his grammar is incorrect (at least here).