Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I simply don't believe this. If you ask, "What should I get my boyfriend?" and I respond, "A threesome," then how could the focus of your follow-up be about how your boyfriend is a jerk for not being there when you were going to reveal your plan? The obvious response would be to say, "I almost did this for my last boyfriend, but instead of a threesome, it was going to be a rusty trombone. Too bad he fucked up by standing me up when I was going to tell him he would be getting the fantasy, so he never got it."

Now, if you would rather not reveal to us what it was you were planning, say so. Or don't bring the story up at all. As a board veteran, you know we always want details. And despite your "focus," you know everyone will ask for them.

As for the watch, who gives a fuck what everyone here thinks about the cost, style, brand or awesomeness? If you like the watch, buy it. But if you talk about the watch and go so far as to describe it, I don't understand why you wouldn't post a photo.

Either way, neither point is a big deal. I really just wanted to use a line from Trading Places in trying to get you to post more detail about your sex life.

TM

etiquette question: if given an offer of a rustry trombone, would it be rude to trade that in for a blumpkin? also, can a blumkin be pre-planned? It seems some element of spontaneity (excluding Atticusites of course) is built into it?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Fugee

2. You all know I think incubating and popping out a kid is worth getting jewelry, so if she wants the Dutch oven, give her the Dutch oven!

Fine. I promise to wake her up with one every morning from tomorrow until Christmas.

There is also jewelry.


My prize? 6 weeks of no sex.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Mr. Man

We have the Airport Express in use that streams wirelessly from the mega iTunes drive to the stereo. The analog out sounds pretty good. If your stereo receives digital signals, the Airport Express can output digital signals which will match the quality of the converters in your stereo, which will be an improvement. For us, we took the digital out of the Airport Express and went to a high end dedicated D-A converter and then into the balanced analog input of the dorky high end amp. Seriously s ounds like butter! Even NCS immediately heard the vast improvement. The D-A converter that works great is shockingly good and only about $350. Compares favorably to the $4000 version I otherwise use with my professional setup.

By the way, the wireless Airport Express stream to the stereo with the iPhone/iPod Remote App is revolutionary in its coolness.

Thanks. First I buy the Airport Express, later I upgrade the stereo to something worthy of this century.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I think the Dutch oven could be Coltrane's Adderesque bad scotch/paralegal shy moment.

Coltrane, if that oven isn't in your wife's hands this next week, I think you'll be hearing about it on the board.

I don't have moments.

[robustpuppy]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I think the Dutch oven could be Coltrane's Adderesque bad scotch/paralegal shy moment.

Coltrane, if that oven isn't in your wife's hands this next week, I think you'll be hearing about it on the board.

Here, honey! Cook up a storm! Oh, no, not right now, of course not, I didn't mean that, besides, we still have a freezer full of lasagne from the neighbors.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Besides, if you reconcile with the ex-LMA in two months, we'll be expecting tales of the 3-some with him and the Chimney Sweep.

The world could combust from all the ego and narcissism in that bed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

Here, honey! Cook up a storm! Oh, no, not right now, of course not, I didn't mean that, besides, we still have a freezer full of lasagne from the neighbors.

Wedding soup, gumbo, chili and my mom's pasta sauce. Not from the neighbors, though (get off my lawn!).

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

Here, honey! Cook up a storm! Oh, no, not right now, of course not, I didn't mean that, besides, we still have a freezer full of lasagne from the neighbors.

I'm just trying to get the woman the pot she wants.

Now, if he really wants to send the right message, he gets her the pot but also gets one of her friends to babysit so he can use the pot to cook up some coq au vin, then he sets a nice table with candles and crystal and gets a good bottle of bordeaux (any breastfeeding restrictions? Penske wanted me to ask), and maybe even meets her at the door in a clown suit.

But that's above and beyond what I'd expect from the boy. He just needs to give her what she wants.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

etiquette question: if given an offer of a rustry trombone, would it be rude to trade that in for a blumpkin? also, can a blumkin be pre-planned? It seems some element of spontaneity (excluding Atticusites of course) is built into it?

I think you have now clearly surpassed
Atticus (not to mention Ruysbroeck) as the
premier anal fetishist on the board.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Mr. Man

We have the Airport Express in use that streams wirelessly from the mega iTunes drive to the stereo. The analog out sounds pretty good. If your stereo receives digital signals, the Airport Express can output digital signals which will match the quality of the converters in your stereo, which will be an improvement. For us, we took the digital out of the Airport Express and went to a high end dedicated D-A converter and then into the balanced analog input of the dorky high end amp. Seriously s ounds like butter! Even NCS immediately heard the vast improvement. The D-A converter that works great is shockingly good and only about $350. Compares favorably to the $4000 version I otherwise use with my professional setup.

By the way, the wireless Airport Express stream to the stereo with the iPhone/iPod Remote App is revolutionary in its coolness.

Even NCS. Indeed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Besides, if you reconcile with the ex-LMA in two months, we'll be expecting tales of the 3-some with him and the Chimney Sweep.

Nooooooo! You just ruined it. MFM for the loss.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Even NCS. Indeed.

I laughed.

At your expense.

Sorry.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I laughed.

At your expense.

Sorry.

Someone does have a tin ear in that relationship.

Ncs, anything you've been wanting lately?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Nooooooo! You just ruined it. MFM for the loss.

It's all about perspective. FMF doesn't sound at all sexy to me. I don't recall E/O giving off any bi-curious vibes so I went with her, the ex and the Sweep.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

One morning, I threw a stapler across my office and against the wall, where it left an indentation. The throw was accompanied by an exclamation of profanity, the combination of which scared the secretaries outside my office. I received a gentle talking to about this behavior. I am not proud of it, but under the circumstances, it was entirely justifiable conduct.

That doesn't look like a corner office.