Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by mmm3587

I've been with women before who didn't orgasm very often (cue jokes!) before we started doing sexual things, and it can be a tough thing in a relationship. But I'm generally very pro mutual oral sex, so those issues can generally be worked through that way. That was all when I was younger, though, and most of the women I've been involved with for the last half-decade or so have been proficient orgasmically. I think that the late 90s were good for the porn and vibrator attitudes of otherwise repressed women.

Or, in the alternative, now you are with women who, being older and more experienced, are better at faking it.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
i.e., I am right now making a note in my daybook to TiVo this show for the entire season asap.

I love the twins on the MTV show who looked like Johnny Rotten and tried to look like Brad Pitt, but came out post-surgery looking like Roger Waters.

Didn't you have that one chick in your high school class with the huge nose whose dad got her rhinoplasty for her 16th b-day. I thought every hs had at least one of those...

1) clearly you did not grow up in Long Island

2) I have booked myself on the show. I want to look like Roger Daltrey with tits.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
His assets weren't sufficient.

And I didn't want to have ugly kids.

Its all about the face.

I could fuck anything once on the right drug and/or with enough booze in my veins. Or for cash. But I don't think its possible for 99.9% of people to go long term with a really ugly person. When I say ugly, I don't mean chunky or chubby or sporting a slightly large backyard or beer gut. I mean ugly-faced, scare-a-dog-off-a-meat-wagon, uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary. A bad face will haunt you, and the last thing you want to see is a bad helmet when it contorts into the "Orgasm face." We've all been drunk in college and woken up with memories of the catfish face we were bumping uglies with the night before just before he/she/it starts slobbering in a pre-orgasmic frenzy, twisting its fangs and furrowing its primordial brow while stretching for that gurgling guttaral moan that lets you know you can roll over now... your job is done here. The alien womb is impregnated, or vice versa. You just can't hack that sort of gig - money, personality, or whatever be damned.

Originally posted by mmm3587
Who, Slot C girl? We broke up for non-sex reasons. Or maybe that's just an afactual dig.



On the training issue, I always wonder whether you can really get a woman who previously isn't very good at blowjobs or into giving them to actually enjoy it and be good at it. I like to think that I have, but, then, the real test would have been if we were together for a long time and ended up getting married or something like that. I guess that I should resign myself to blowjob frequency "going down" after marriage, though.

I can be trained to suck on anything dipped in chocolate, Master.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or, in the alternative, now you are with women who, being older and more experienced, are better at faking it.

Maybe. My opinion on this has always been, shit, just stop if you're not going to have an orgasm. Just tell me. I'm not going to be offended or ashamed that I haven't made you come. Not that it wouldn't bother me and make me be more diligent or cognitive of orgasm-inducing technique the next time, but you might as well just tell the truth.

I've told women that I wasn't going to, and they were never that offended. Booze and frequent sex, or an attempt at a low-interval second orgasm can hurt us all. If you haven't stopped without having one a few times, you haven't had enough sex in your life.

I've only faked once, but that was because I was tired and I was pretty sure that at least some of hers were real. And it was an ONS, so I was just ready to be done with it.

[sunnybunny]

So, I was thinking about it...i somehow ended up on the Swan (which would never happend), what do I think they would do to me?

--refine my nose
--can they do anything for under-the-eye circles caused by too many billables?
--fake boobs
--probably highlight my hair which has turned back to a very boring natural brown.


Anyone else?

SunnyBunny

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
BR(omigod, I sound like I actually paid attention to this show, that just cannot be)C

Well, you can't have been paying that much attention, or you would have known that Bob was Kelly's boyfriend, not husband.

And Rachel had more than just a loser non-supportive husband, she also had a father who told her third-grade teacher "not to expect too much from Rachel." Yikes.

On the other reality shows, I also thought it was dumb that they didn't show the spy's face on The Bachelor (I caught snippets of the first hour while flipping between it and the Swan).

And on AI I was completely unsurprised by anything, except by how good Tamyra Gray sounded compared to her last AI appearance. I did think it was interesting how they divided the kids up, though I would have had a top four (the black singers) and a bottom four (including John Stevens with the three girls), with Jon Peter in the middle. I wonder if they'll keep doing something like this, at least for a few weeks? They probably did it to show how much the singers' results can vary from week to week, since Jennifer and Latoya were bottom three last week and top three this one.

tm

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) clearly you did not grow up in Long Island

2) I have booked myself on the show. I want to look like Roger Daltrey with tits.

I've been all over the Island, from Montauk through to Queens. I once even spent a week in Amy Fisher's home town... people in that town didn't like me. I almost got into a bar fight twice, and I didn't really even open my mouth. They ought to kill everything breeding there. Its bad. Very bad.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all about the face.

I could fuck anything once on the right drug and/or with enough booze in my veins. Or for cash. But I don't think its possible for 99.9% of people to go long term with a really ugly person. When I say ugly, I don't mean chunky or chubby or sporting a slightly large backyard or beer gut. I mean ugly-faced, scare-a-dog-off-a-meat-wagon, uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary. A bad face will haunt you, and the last thing you want to see is a bad helmet when it contorts into the "Orgasm face." We've all been drunk in college and woken up with memories of the catfish face we were bumping uglies with the night before just before he/she/it starts slobbering in a pre-orgasmic frenzy, twisting its fangs and furrowing its primordial brow while stretching for that gurgling guttaral moan that lets you know you can roll over now... your job is done here. The alien womb is impregnated, or vice versa. You just can't hack that sort of gig - money, personality, or whatever be damned.

While I can think of many people, including most of my associates, who merit the description "wholly unattractive", I am struggling to think of someone who hits the uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary.category. I had that reaction when I first saw Tina Fey on tv, but I think she had some work done so now she is just kinda homely to unattractive, not I-Must-Look-Away ugly. can anyone think of anyone this bag of assholes ugly?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I can be trained to suck on anything dipped in chocolate, Master.

I knew that there was a reason I kept fantasizing about doing the sex to you! But chocolate, geez, that's worse than pudding porn.

[notcasesensitive]

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/20...hur/index.html

I think his advice is wrong. Shouldn't the put-upon law clerk just suffer through the next 5 months in silence in order to give his/her career the best long-term options? And maybe after the fact post on internet legal chat boards about what an ass the judge was in order to protect future potential clerks from the jerk.

I bet Cary gets some letters on this one...

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We've all been drunk in college and woken up with memories of the catfish face we were bumping uglies with the night before just before he/she/it starts slobbering in a pre-orgasmic frenzy, twisting its fangs and furrowing its primordial brow while stretching for that gurgling guttaral moan that lets you know you can roll over now... your job is done here. The alien womb is impregnated, or vice versa. You just can't hack that sort of gig - money, personality, or whatever be damned.

I've been drunk enough to nearly die, and I've still never been wasted enough to sleep with a troll. I've never understood the beer goggles phenomenon--internal monitor trumps alcohol, every time.

And thanks for the lovely mental image.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I was thinking about it...i somehow ended up on the Swan (which would never happend), what do I think they would do to me?

--refine my nose
--can they do anything for under-the-eye circles caused by too many billables?
--fake boobs
--probably highlight my hair which has turned back to a very boring natural brown.


Anyone else?

SunnyBunny

How many women have come during a one night stand without the help of an aide?

How many have faked it so the guy would just come and be done with it?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/20...hur/index.html

I usually think that his advice is pretty good, but that's terrible. I hate it when people (in or out of the profession) try to get all high and mighty about the practice of law.

etf html

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I can think of many people, including most of my associates, who merit the description "wholly unattractive", I am struggling to think of someone who hits the uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary.category. I had that reaction when I first saw Tina Fey on tv, but I think she had some work done so now she is just kinda homely to unattractive, not I-Must-Look-Away ugly. can anyone think of anyone this bag of assholes ugly?

just check out any women's basketball team.