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[i was penske]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
doesn't everyone have a buddy named Chip from back in the day in some beer soaked fraternity sense?

As a freshman, during rush, I got pinned to a sophomore named Chip as a result of an indiscreet men's room shower incident.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
doesn't everyone have a buddy named Chip from back in the day in some beer soaked fraternity sense?

I have no idea what this sentence means.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by i was penske
Uh oh. Looks like someone just opened their kimono.

Hank, a wink is as good a nod to a blind man (no offence), iykwim.

Paul Lynde and a Faces reference. Nice.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by i was penske
As a freshman, during rush, I got pinned to a sophomore named Chip as a result of an indiscreet men's room shower incident.

It doesn't count if he didn't come.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Adder
Where I'm from, no one worth knowing (or respecting) was ever in a fraternity. And they certainly weren't named Chip.

Thank you.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It doesn't count if he didn't come.

Phew. I never thought I'd say this, but, thank G-d for whiskey dick.

[notcasesensitive]

Have you ever had a food item and you couldn't decide whether it was good or not? Vegan Snickerdoodle. Not delicious, yet strangely compelling. Not even particularly cookie-like. But lots of cinnamon. Which is good.

Maybe I'm only drawn to it because my emotional food issues are feeding off of its odd-ingredient issues. I'm a vegan cookie enabler??

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. No "Topper," "Chip," "Reggae," etc.

College nicknames in my sophisticated and erudite circle included:

Waz
Butsis
Sneaky
Buky (as in "Bukowski")
Stevie Rasta
Dan The Man
Mojo
Stip

and

Penske Account

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by LessinSF
97% (prove my figure wrong) of people who have eaten pickles have died. Ergo, pickles kill.

100% of living pickle eaters have not died.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
College nicknames in my sophisticated and erudite circle included:

Waz
Butsis
Sneaky
Buky (as in "Bukowski")
Stevie Rasta
Dan The Man
Mojo
Stip

and

Penske Account

Beeteljuice?

eta: ps: Hi Shifter, nice sock. I continue to be sincerely flattered.

[Snidely Condescending]

Originally posted by Adder
Where I'm from, no one worth knowing (or respecting) was ever in a fraternity.

Well, now, Adder, that's not entirely true. While I am sure that the Union Club doesn't have any actual fraternity lads as members, many the shop floor foreman in one of the factories owned by a coroporation that was owned by a conglomorate whose voting stock was controlled by a blind trust that was in Popsie's portfolio was a Greek from one of those land-grant, square-state state schools. And you can be sure that the managing director of that factory respected Chip the Tri-Delt, or whatever.

Of course, that was before Popsie shut that factory down. And I am sure that Chip the Zeta, or whatever, remains as a well-respected greeter at one of those dreadful bread-box stores that cousin Albert keeps droning on about.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Adder
Where I'm from, no one worth knowing (or respecting) was ever in a fraternity. And they certainly weren't named Chip.

I knew four guys who were placed in a suite together their freshman year in college.

Tripp. Skip. Flip. And Chip.

I am not kidding.

Someone in Residence Life had a sense of humor.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I knew four guys who were placed in a suite together their freshman year in college.

Tripp. Skip. Flip. And Chip.

I am not kidding.

Someone in Residence Life had a sense of humor.

Did the ips dip their tips passed your lips?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did any of the ips dip his tip passed your lips?

Yep.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yep.

i think you should have responded with "yip"