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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-25-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

I never stopped using "douchebag". Then again, I still wear parachute pants.

spookyfish · 08-25-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Psst. If you're looking to nail NFH twice in one day for being behind the times, feel free to let her know that the kid was lost two weeks ago, and they've already found her.

Where? In Spanky's back yard gamboling and frolicking with the deer?

dtb · 08-25-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why anyone would want to watch that is beyond me. A friend of mine saw his wife deliver by C Section. He said she asked how things were going and he looked at her guts, looked back at her, and smiled “Oh, excellent.”

I ain’t watching that shit. Who am I kidding? I'm shooting blanks.

When it was time to get down to business during the birth of my second child, the doctor pulled out a mirror (presumably so that I could watch.) WTF?!? No, thank you.

I said, "If that's for me, you can put it away." She did.

Some things are better left unseen. Having seen videos of the process, I am certain I wouldn't want to see it live.

08-25-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That was excellent. So if I stop at Kid 2, can I avoid Bilmorism? Or will it happen regardless?

BTW, I took a big dump in Atticus's bed this weekend. Sorry, dude; those high thread-count sheets are a bitch to clean.

Can you describe the dump? We may see a reverse progression along the path. Its only been done once, by TM. If I had MR's skills, I could draw some mad flow charts.

dtb · 08-25-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's sort of the polar (npi) opposite of the dog knot situation. The pole hasn;t changed dimensions; Weed has simply developed an incredibly powerful shpincter from clenching it so long.

However, I have to confess that I am not sure if I am more impressed or saddened that you possess such truly deviant knowledge. It's like getting a little flash in a meeting and finding that you aren't wearing panties. A little sexy, but not quite copy-editor sexy, IYKWIM.

If it helps (or if it makes it worse?), I only know because it came up in conversation here last week. I didn't know what it was, until a kindly, fellow FB'er explained it to me.

NotFromHere · 08-25-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html

What does a Brazilian floor look like?
Is it covered in wax?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-25-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What does a Brazilian floor look like?

You don't know what Brazilian cherry hardwood looks like?

08-25-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You wear a full disco mitt in the summer? That's gotta be warm. And sandy.

I like the three dimensional effect it projects under a white linen mini skirt at the right angle in the right light.

NotFromHere · 08-25-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

NotFromHere · 08-25-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't know what Brazilian Cherry hardwood looks like?

Whiff.
Ha.
I did it.
For the first time.
Yay me.

08-25-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you know there is a dance mix of "I've never been to me"? I heard it the other day.

Cite please.

08-25-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can we get a female version of the Coltrane-Bilmore progression? Something like (insert young single female poster) to Paigow?

Even Ironwood hasnt phoned it in like this. You take a derivative concept and ask someone to put it together for you? Stick to the ancient newsstoires. Did the Runaway Bride reach her destination yet?

NotFromHere · 08-25-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks, man. Though in fairness to NFH, it appears that CNN.com is also behind the times on this one. Surprise, fucking, surprise.

Fucking liberal media.
It wasn't just CNN either. Bastards.
But the point was, not that there needs to be a point, is that why wouldn't you just move out? Why bother to run away? Being famous and all, that would be harder to do. It seems.

NotFromHere · 08-25-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Even Ironwood hasnt phoned it in like this. You take a derivative concept and ask someone to put it together for you? Stick to the ancient newsstoires. Did the Runaway Bride reach her destination yet?

No need to get all bitter on me. I thought it would be fun. But if you don't want to do it, don't do it. It's not like I've never done anything for you.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-25-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Cite please.

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/

Scroll down to "limited edition CD singles"

Oh and go here and scroll down to "Time Stand Still"
http://www.charlenesmusic.com/discography.html

The 2003 Mix with Rap could have been what I heard.

Ohmygod, there's a male version

http://www.charlenesmusic.com/never.html