Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by barely_legal
The key word was "watch." I wrote nothing about listening to him.

Speaking of watching back episodes of shows, I caught a few episdoes of the season of ANTW when Yowanda won (second season? I didnt watch this show then). I would like to note that

1) Nigel has had some teeth work done bc his teeth were very gappy in that episode. Now he has Tom Cruise superhero teeth.

2) The guy who isnt on the show anymore is Nole Marin.

3) Nigel told Yowanda she was sexy in a shot or sometihng and she said she was thinking of him and he winked. This guy is so Humbert Humbert, except I think Yowanda is like 18 of 19.

4) I don't think Yowanda became a top model bc I never heard of her She is not pretty either. Many of them were not, The talent has improved.

5) Tyra Banks did a video shoot for her new song and gave an oh so touching speech about her new career in music. How did that turn out for her?

6) I think Janice had a subsequent tit job after the second season. THey don't have that half a canteloupe look to them in the second season they had in the last season. How can someone have that much plastic surgery? Doesnt it hurt?

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Cinci -9.5 (+6.5)
Indy -7 (+6.5)
San Diego +4 (+6.5)
Tampa -6.5 (+6.5)
Carolina -7.5 (+6.5)

I know we haven't got all the way home yet, but if you didn't get on this bet (which pays 5-1 odds, btw), then it's your loss.

I'm thrilled -- I had one three teamer (Cinci/Indy/SD), one four teamer (those three + TB), one five teamer (the five above), and one six teamer (a college game! Thank you Wisconsin!)

This has been a good weekend, which will be a great weekend if Carolina manages to beat the worst team in the NFL tonight. Hookers and blow for everyone.

Uh, Slave, not to quesiton your mid=skool cred, but Str8 is not Arnie. Arnie is not a Canadian Jew Yalie.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Gwinneth Paltrow is supposedly due in the spring. "Gwyneth is trying to contain her excitement about having another child, but she's incredibly happy," a "friend" of the couple tells the tab. "She says this pregnancy puts a lot of things in perspective."

Like, my husband is in a crappy rock band and I'd better have kids now because I'll have to work the rest of my life to support his ass.

Do people know their ABCs where you're from?

TM

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Gwinneth Paltrow is supposedly due in the spring. "Gwyneth is trying to contain her excitement about having another child, but she's incredibly happy," a "friend" of the couple tells the tab. "She says this pregnancy puts a lot of things in perspective."

Like, my husband is in a crappy rock band and I'd better have kids now because I'll have to work the rest of my life to support his ass.

Pregnancy puts a lot of things in perspective? Has this gal ever had a bad day in her life? This kind of holier than thou, condescending bullshit makes me wish a loss of a limb or a sense on her. God what a gaping asshole.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of watching back episodes of shows, I caught a few episdoes of the season of ANTW when Yowanda won (second season? I didnt watch this show then). I would like to note that

1) Nigel has had some teeth work done bc his teeth were very gappy in that episode. Now he has Tom Cruise superhero teeth.

2) The guy who isnt on the show anymore is Nole Marin.

3) Nigel told Yowanda she was sexy in a shot or sometihng and she said she was thinking of him and he winked. This guy is so Humbert Humbert, except I think Yowanda is like 18 of 19.

4) I don't think Yowanda became a top model bc I never heard of her She is not pretty either. Many of them were not, The talent has improved.

5) Tyra Banks did a video shoot for her new song and gave an oh so touching speech about her new career in music. How did that turn out for her?

6) I think Janice had a subsequent tit job after the second season. THey don't have that half a canteloupe look to them in the second season they had in the last season. How can someone have that much plastic surgery? Doesnt it hurt?

I think her name is Yoanna. For some reason, that is very different from Yowanda. And she was 25 during that season, so it's not like Nigel was flirting with a teenager. And she's not a "top model" because she was 25 years old and had a lot of extra skin from losing so much weight. She had a great face for modeling but a crap-ass body.

[nononono]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of watching back episodes of shows, I caught a few episdoes of the season of ANTW when Yowanda won (second season? I didnt watch this show then). I would like to note that

1) Nigel has had some teeth work done bc his teeth were very gappy in that episode. Now he has Tom Cruise superhero teeth.

2) The guy who isnt on the show anymore is Nole Marin.

3) Nigel told Yowanda she was sexy in a shot or sometihng and she said she was thinking of him and he winked. This guy is so Humbert Humbert, except I think Yowanda is like 18 of 19.

4) I don't think Yowanda became a top model bc I never heard of her She is not pretty either. Many of them were not, The talent has improved.

5) Tyra Banks did a video shoot for her new song and gave an oh so touching speech about her new career in music. How did that turn out for her?

6) I think Janice had a subsequent tit job after the second season. THey don't have that half a canteloupe look to them in the second season they had in the last season. How can someone have that much plastic surgery? Doesnt it hurt?

Have any of the winners gone on to do anything? That Adrian chick is doing celebreality shows with Peter Brady and not modelling, either. And Eva (?) - saw her on a Cover Girl commercial and that was it. Yoanna was the best model that season - I did watch that one.

Janice feels no pain from anything anymore.

How old do you think Nigel is? I still find him awfully appealing, for some reason.

Originally posted by barely_legal
I think her name is Yoanna. For some reason, that is very different from Yowanda. And she was 25 during that season, so it's not like Nigel was flirting with a teenager. And she's not a "top model" because she was 25 years old and had a lot of extra skin from losing so much weight. She had a great face for modeling but a crap-ass body.

Are you her former agent?

She had dreadful teeth. She reminded me of some kind of parasitic animal.

Originally posted by nononono
Have any of the winners gone on to do anything? That Adrian chick is doing celebreality shows with Peter Brady and not modelling, either. And Eva (?) - saw her on a Cover Girl commercial and that was it. Yoanna was the best model that season - I did watch that one.

Janice feels no pain from anything anymore.

How old do you think Nigel is? I still find him awfully appealing, for some reason.

The appeal of Nigel is that he has amazing bone structure. One of the rare white men who can carry off the shaved head look, which is a dealkiller for me usually. He also looks like a ravenous wolf licking his chops at the sight of the lambs. He would be an animal in the sack so long as he wasnt criticizing your short legs. He just looks like he would rip your clothes off and throw you against a wall, and ravish you til you couldnt walk. The man is sexy in a rape fantasy kind of way. Not that I have those.

ETA I think "ravish" is one of the most skinemaxian words in the English language

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The appeal of Nigel is that he has amazing bone structure. One of the rare white men who can carry off the shaved head look, which is a dealkiller for me usually.

Just curious, is it not being able to carry off the shaved head that's the deal killer, or not being able to and yet trying?

[nononono]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
He just looks like he would rip your clothes off and throw you against a wall, and ravish you til you couldnt walk. The man is sexy in a rape fantasy kind of way. Not that I have those. [/i]

Well, yes, he does, doesn't he? Nice. Much better than my fuzzy " I kind of like him but I don' t know why."

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by nononono
Have any of the winners gone on to do anything? That Adrian chick is doing celebreality shows with Peter Brady and not modelling, either. And Eva (?) - saw her on a Cover Girl commercial and that was it. Yoanna was the best model that season - I did watch that one.

Janice feels no pain from anything anymore.

How old do you think Nigel is? I still find him awfully appealing, for some reason.

I happened to read this Janice Dickinson interview the other day and she says that the ANTM winners will never be working models.

Interview here

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you her former agent?

She had dreadful teeth. She reminded me of some kind of parasitic animal.

She has amazing bone structure. I would think you would appreciate that. You only wish you could look that good in a helmet (me too).

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just curious, is it not being able to carry off the shaved head that's the deal killer, or not being able to and yet trying?

Do you mean, is the dealkiller not having the bone structure that would be required of pulling off a shaved head, whether or not it is shaved, or just shaving your head and having it look bad?

Ideally, the better the bone structure, the better. But I am willing to forsake high cheekbones for a great sense of humor. Shaved heads are a no no, unless you are that rare exception that is so beauteious, it doesnt matter (ie Nigel). Its pretty unfly on a white guy.

Originally posted by barely_legal
She has amazing bone structure. I would think you would appreciate that. You only wish you could look that good in a helmet (me too).

I don't? With the right airbrushing and makeup? I don't think so.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I happened to read this Janice Dickinson interview the other day and she says that the ANTM winners will never be working models.

Interview here

Oh my god. That's the funniest thing I've read today.