Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

do you think the parishioners are more or less likely to open up in the future?


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,469928,00.html

• Florida Woman Says Former Church Plans to Make Her Sins Public
  
  A 49-year-old Florida woman says her former church is threatening to reveal her sins to its congregation after learning that she is in a "sexually immoral relationship."
  
  Rebecca Hancock told FOXNews.com that Grace Community Church, a non-denominational church in Jacksonville, Fla., was against her relationship with boyfriend Frank Young because the two were sexually active but not married.
  
  When she wasn’t willing to obey the church's orders to leave him, she decided to leave the church instead, allowing her two children to remain active members.
  
  Now, she says, church elders have given her the worst ultimatum yet: In a Dec. 8 letter, they told her she either has to meet with them and end her "immoral" relationship or she will face public humiliation.
  
  “Bottom line, on January they 4th they are going to the church publicly with my sins, and my children will be sitting in church at the time,” Hancock told FOXNews.com.
  
  A church leader wouldn't commit to an interview when contacted Thursday by FOXNews.com. The Rev. T. Scott Christmas, pastor of the church, told the Florida Times-Union that the "process of loving accountability" is made very clear to members, and the church is doing "nothing more than following the practices of what biblical churches have done through history."
  
  Hancock, who is divorced, said the problems began in March, when she started telling her church mentor about her relationship — in what she thought were confidential conversations.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/..._Extortion.pdf

I'm trying to find out if the disclosure will be explicit enough as to justify a road trip.

There was a Texas Supreme Court case a few years ago that looked at the question of whether a religious leader who was also a counselor could disclose information learned in counseling sessions to the rest of the congregation. Couple goes to counseling with their counselor/minister. Can't work out their issues. Wife files for divorce. Minister puts in the congregation newsletter that the rest of the flock should shun the woman because she had engaged in "biblically inappropriate behavior".

Texas Supremes:

For purposes of our review, we presume the counseling at issue was purely secular in nature as Penley claims. Even so, we cannot ignore Westbrook’s role as Penley’s pastor. In his dual capacity, Westbrook owed Penley conflicting duties; as Penley’s counselor he owed her a duty of confidentiality, and as her pastor he owed Penley and the church an obligation to disclose her conduct. We conclude that parsing those roles for purposes of determining civil liability in this case, where health or safety are not at issue, would unconstitutionally entangle the court in matters of church governance and impinge on the core religious function of church discipline. Accordingly, we reverse the court of appeals’ judgment and dismiss the case for want of jurisdiction.

The lesson learned there is that if you're going to counseling, get the fuck out of the church.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

She would appreciate this video of a cat that eats with a fork. No. Seriously. The cat washes up for dinner, sits at the table and eats with a fork, spoon or chopsticks (if noodles are on the menu).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMl2RFTC9Y

The woman is batshit crazy. And if you watch to the end (and how could you not), you get to hear who the woman says her cat would like to meet.

It's almost as good as my favorite video of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic (Video of Flinty getting the closest he's ever going to get to some clean pussy.)

TM

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

She would appreciate this video of a cat that eats with a fork.

Are we sure the woman in the video isn't Fringie? I mean, I know she claims to be younger than that on the interwebs, but we all know how much stock to put in those claims.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ira/index.html

I figured they were calling Boras' bluff. This is how you negotiate. You don't set some stupid fucking time limit on your offer. You say to the jackass agent, "You have better offers than $180 million over 8 years? Okay. I guess you should take one of those. If those "offers" fall through, we'll be here with our last and best bid." And if the Angels or Yankees bid above $180 million, be satisfied that they overpaid and you wouldn't have spent that much anyway.

TM

[LessinSF]

Our Holiday party starts in 7 minutes. In anticipation of the occasion, I am blaring this from my office - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY .

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

(Video of Flinty getting the closest he's ever going to get to some clean pussy.)

TM

What can I say, your momma wasn't as well-behaved in the sink. I gave it the ol' college try.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

And happy holidays to all.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Fuck off, dipshit.

[bling trade]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

(Video of Flinty getting the closest he's ever going to get to some clean pussy.)

Only by choice. Flinty likes dirty girls.

[bling trade]

Hottie Formula 1 driver, named Natacha Gachnang. Gachnang has been driving competitively since she was 14, and finished third overall in Spain’s F3 Cup this year.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by bling trade

Hottie Formula 1 driver, named Natacha Gachnang. Gachnang has been driving competitively since she was 14, and finished third overall in Spain’s F3 Cup this year.

Something about this photo is setting off my "potential tranny" alarm bells. Perhaps it is because if I were a tranny I would aspire to this look, but in any event I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Something about this photo is setting off my "potential tranny" alarm bells. Perhaps it is because if I were a tranny I would aspire to this look, but in any event I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

two minutes ago I almost posted the same thing.

and for all the newbers out there, if I just think someone is a guy pretending to be female that's one thing, and if Atticus is the only one make the claim, that ain't much either BUT when Atticus and I BOTH call out the same person as being a guy pretending to be a girl, that is money right there. See Lawtalkers v. NFH.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

two minutes ago I almost posted the same thing.

and for all the newbers out there, if I just think someone is a guy pretending to be female that's one thing, and if Atticus is the only one make the claim, that ain't much either BUT when Atticus and I BOTH call out the same person as being a guy pretending to be a girl, that is money right there. See Lawtalkers v. NFH.

I almost posted the same thing, it was going to be a joke about an adam's apple and her apple red shirt, but I got bored and then decided to surf some trannie porn in the odd chance of finding her "other" career. nothing so far.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Something about this photo is setting off my "potential tranny" alarm bells. Perhaps it is because if I were a tranny I would aspire to this look, but in any event I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

Except for the inflated boobs, this woman could be the twin of one of my closest friends who is many things but definitely not a tranny.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

Except for the inflated boobs, this woman could be the twin of one of my closest friends who is many things but definitely not a tranny.

If your friend is looking for something on the side, PM me her numbers. We will make beautiful music together once I have verified no penis. BTW, is your friend open to a reasonable amount of boob inflation (at her cost)?