Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whifflation: You know me in real life.

New Rule: dont refer to your knowledge of me IRL here. ITs embarrassing.

OK.

Confidential to everyone on the Board except Paigow:
I've never really met her and have DEFINITELY never heard her moan about DC burritos or margaritas in real life. I'm not even certain whether she exists in real life or is simply another Penske Sock.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And you can also use it as an example of what the doc SHOULD do when you get a boob job.

Yes, I realize Madonna's tits are real. And they're nice. I've seen "Sex", and she has one kicking body.

I thought n Truth or Dare she showed that she had the dreaded little pink nips?

I dont need a boobjob, but thanks for playing

ETA that nobody needs a boobjob but those with mastectomies.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
What a silly question! Mr. Bunnyman knew about the dinners. He does not care if Ms. Bunny keeps male friends. Mr. Bunnyman knew about the first email (not the actual email, but the substance of the email). Mr Bunny does not know about the second email because he's currently in a hungover stooper aboard a plane coming home. Mr. Bunny probably will suggest that this is not a good friend to keep. I intend to remain on pleasant terms with him, but will probably not grab dinners with him anymore. I don't think anyone would have considered them dates, as they weren't.

1. stupor

2. please for the love of all that is holy stop talking about yourself in third person. especially using the formal third person. it makes me want to vomit. like your hungover "mr. bunnyman"

Originally posted by barely_legal
1. stupor

2. please for the love of all that is holy stop talking about yourself in third person. especially using the formal third person. it makes me want to vomit. like your hungover "mr. bunnyman"

I find "Mr. Bunnyman" to be redundant. It should be Mr. Bunny, Bunnywamn, or in this case, Daddy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got a big taste of my own medicine last week. I think.

I have a habit of blasting music in the morning before work. I bought a dvd version of the Lips' Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (the record is astounding in surround sound... amazing). Anyway, I absolutely love the tune "Do You Realize?" There's somethin about the message of the song, the great effects and the Brian Wilson-esque otherworldliness of the harmony on it that really, well, puts me in a positive mood. The video shot on the Vegas strip with the models, people in rabbit suits and elephants is also pretty damn cool. So I'm doing my usual morning routine and my wife shuts the song off. She said "I can't believe you make fun of U2 and then listen to this cheesy stuff." She called it corny. Now I can't listen to it in her company.

I've been fileted with the sot of sneering judgments which I'm usually dispensing. I suddenly felt like I'd brought home a Mini Cooper.

Is that song corny or does she have shit for brains?

You are talking about a song from a concept album about giant robots taking over the world. Draw your own conclustions.

I happen to love the song and the album, but I'm a confessed geek and have no problem whatsoever a) listening to things other people think are geeky, nerdish, toolish, etc, and b) telling others to fuck off when someone makes fun of some geeky thing that I like. I gather, from some of your posts, that this may be a problem for you.

Speaking of music, last week's Modest Mouse discussion made me pull out my copy of the Moon & Antarctica again, and I happily listened to it several times.

Also, go see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It is very good.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought n Truth or Dare she showed that she had the dreaded little pink nips?

I dont need a boobjob, but thanks for playing

ETA that nobody needs a boobjob but those with mastectomies.

I'm recalling the Helmut Newtonesque B&W shots.

I didn't say you needed a boob job. But if you're getting a nose job, why not get the full package?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm recalling the Helmut Newtonesque B&W shots.

I didn't say you needed a boob job. But if you're getting a nose job, why not get the full package?

Because I am not one of your relatives

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
What a silly question! Mr. Bunnyman knew about the dinners. He does not care if Ms. Bunny keeps male friends. Mr. Bunnyman knew about the first email (not the actual email, but the substance of the email). Mr Bunny does not know about the second email because he's currently in a hungover stooper aboard a plane coming home. Mr. Bunny probably will suggest that this is not a good friend to keep. I intend to remain on pleasant terms with him, but will probably not grab dinners with him anymore. I don't think anyone would have considered them dates, as they weren't.

Mr. Marshall must stop asking you questions because Mr. Marshall finds your posting style highly annoying.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You are talking about a song from a concept album about giant robots taking over the world. Draw your own conclustions.

I happen to love the song and the album, but I'm a confessed geek and have no problem whatsoever a) listening to things other people think are geeky, nerdish, toolish, etc, and b) telling others to fuck off when someone makes fun of some geeky thing that I like. I gather, from some of your posts, that this may be a problem for you.

Speaking of music, last week's Modest Mouse discussion made me pull out my copy of the Moon & Antarctica again, and I happily listened to it several times.

Also, go see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It is very good.

I think its the sneering contempt she showed me. She really panned the song. It wasn't her usual "God, AC/DC sucks" speech. She panned not only the song, but also my enthrallment with its somewhat melodramatic message, which I happen to find rather moving. This from a woman who thinks Bono's ridiculous political dirges like "Pride" and drivel like "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" are classics.

"Do You Realize?" is up there with "Axis: Bold as Love" among impressive, moving music. I actually get an emotional reaction listening to Hendrix' solo at the end of Axis. Its like the climax of Ode to Joy. You just say "shit, goddamn, they NAILED that one." "Yoshimi" doesn't make question everything in life. "Realize" just seems to help me think "Eh, fuck this stupid career shit" when I'm on my way to the office. Its a good thought to start the day.

Fuck my wife. Her taste is in her mouth.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I find "Mr. Bunnyman" to be redundant. It should be Mr. Bunny, Bunnywamn, or in this case, Daddy.

Be sure to put "Bitter" in front of your title as "Spinster" as the two are not necessarily redundant.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it's Madonna?

Ms. Benefit was unaware that Marie Antoinette was so Rasta. I wonder what that "cake" was made out of.

Ms. Benefit did not recognize Madonna. Ms. Benefit is a loooser, don't you agree, Mr. Coltrane?

Wow, that isn't even fun to DO, let alone read.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Because I am not one of your relatives

Actually, most of the chicks in my family have pretty impressive natrual racks.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Thoughts on Blender's list of 50 Worst Songs:

Agreed on "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", but I will fiercely defend "Dance Hall Days."

Oh, screw you all. It reminds me of Cotillion and I love it.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is that lady?

Madonna?

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Be sure to put "Bitter" in front of your title as "Spinster" as the two are not necessarily redundant.

Too true! And you will learn this firsthand at your induction cermony into the spinsterhood which I think is not as far off as we all thought. Time flies! We are inviting one of our chipperist sisters for your swearing in. Sandra "she better get a move on if she ever wants to have kids" Bullock. Since you and Trish will be inducted together, Anne, Fringey, and the other sisters wanted to make sure it was a goody.