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10-21-2014, 02:43 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You already missed him, man. He's off doin' some pot, ridin' his hog and hangin' with his bros.
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The hog is no longer an option. And don't call me Bro, Bro.
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10-21-2014, 02:58 PM
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#2927
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
The hog is no longer an option. And don't call me Bro, Bro.
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That's rather aggressive, bro. Got yer bong handy? |
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10-21-2014, 03:07 PM
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#2928
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
The hog is no longer an option. And don't call me Bro, Bro.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-21-2014, 03:26 PM
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#2929
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by Adder
That's rather aggressive, bro. Got yer bong handy?
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They tend to frown on them here. Maybe when I go home.
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10-21-2014, 03:57 PM
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#2930
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
They tend to frown on them here. Maybe when I go home.
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Under close supervision again? That blows. |
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10-21-2014, 05:53 PM
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#2931
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by Adder
That blows.
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Get better.
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10-21-2014, 05:57 PM
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#2932
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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10-21-2014, 06:10 PM
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#2933
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by Adder
Under close supervision again? That blows.
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I hope he means that work frowns on bongs. Not hospitals.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-21-2014, 06:17 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
They tend to frown on them here. Maybe when I go home.
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Oh, crap.
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10-21-2014, 07:46 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
I had bypass surgery a week ago. They bypassed everything they could and got up to 5. I am told this should be a longer-term patch, potentially the last one I'll need. It hurt. And it will be a while before I am doing bongs. But if it buys a few years, instead of months, before I have to do anything more on this Angry Fist of God shaped pump I got, it'll be worth it. The bong will wait.
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10-21-2014, 09:02 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
I had bypass surgery a week ago. They bypassed everything they could and got up to 5. I am told this should be a longer-term patch, potentially the last one I'll need. It hurt. And it will be a while before I am doing bongs. But if it buys a few years, instead of months, before I have to do anything more on this Angry Fist of God shaped pump I got, it'll be worth it. The bong will wait.
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Any way to get yourself in on the Cheney heart of the month club? |
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10-21-2014, 09:10 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Adder
Any way to get yourself in on the Cheney heart of the month club?
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Yes, but I have to shoot a lawyer in the face with a shotgun.
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10-21-2014, 09:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
Yes, but I have to shoot a lawyer in the face with a shotgun.
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I volunteer Hank. Only because he has already lived such a full, rich, beautiful life. Plus, a face full of shotgun scars will probably give him serious Moth credibility.
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10-22-2014, 02:57 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Bro-wine
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
I only drink socially
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
2. But I consider myself one of my best friends.
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This is driving me as mad as Roger Rabbit with "Shave and a haircut," but I just know the post I want to make will be the Whiff of the Year. |
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10-22-2014, 07:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
I had bypass surgery a week ago. They bypassed everything they could and got up to 5. I am told this should be a longer-term patch, potentially the last one I'll need. It hurt. And it will be a while before I am doing bongs. But if it buys a few years, instead of months, before I have to do anything more on this Angry Fist of God shaped pump I got, it'll be worth it. The bong will wait.
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Feel better and heal well kind sir.
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