Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

I've been abused and I've been confused
And I've killed Margaret Thatcher's shoes.



Happy now, weed?

No. But at least I don't know what that is and am spared the mental playback.

Why don't you do a big Christmas song parody and leave someone out, so they can feel neglected and unloved. Isn't that a tradition around here?

[Shape Shifter]

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in my chimney
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
When he came last year

There he was in the middle of my chimney
Roly-poly, fat and round
There he was in the middle of my chimney
Not quite up and not quite down

Santa please come back to my chimney
Back to my chimney, back to my chimney
Santa please come back to my chimney
You can come back here

Cause baby, made a brand new chimney
Just for you this year
Santa, come on back

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ironweed

No. But at least I don't know what that is and am spared the mental playback.

Why don't you do a big Christmas song parody and leave someone out, so they can feel neglected and unloved. Isn't that a tradition around here?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Why don't you do a big Christmas song parody and leave someone out, so they can feel neglected and unloved. Isn't that a tradition around here?

Last time I did a Christmas song parody I got hollered at.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Last time I did a Christmas song parody I got hollered at.

Most Christmas songs are about one of three things: Jesus, weather, or gifts. But there’s a less frequently played collection of songs on a more taboo fourth topic: wanting to get laid on Christmas. Um…this is my category.......

Me too. And I wouldn't say no to Mariah.

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Last time I did a Christmas song parody I got hollered at.

Back on that horse, and other similar rustic metaphors.

I haven't heard a good hollerin' round these parts since Ezekiel was knee-high to a teethin' Baby Jesus. Leastways not so's I remember.

Edited to add: a shocking plethora of goofy hayseed apostrophes. My Christmas gift to you!

[Apropos of Nothing]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Why don't you do a big Christmas song parody and leave someone out, so they can feel neglected and unloved. Isn't that a tradition around here?

Apro . . . uh, by the by, I just thought of this.

I AM IRON WEED!!!!

Has he lost his mind?
Drinking cough syrup has made him blind!
Cannot walk at all
Stumbles into Chumley's, watch him fall!

Will his posts get read?
Jesus H Christ, he's so brain dead!
I'll just click on "next"
to get away from his inane text

etc. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

[Fugee]

If I were Michelle Duggar's doctor, I think I'd have "accidentally" slipped during the C-section for the 18th child and given her a tubal.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...y.2c95770.html

I don't care how good a parent you are, you can't give enough attention to all 18 kids (or however many are still at home). One or more of them are going to fall through the cracks.

Originally Posted by Apropos of Nothing

Apro . . . uh, by the by, I just thought of this.

I AM IRON WEED!!!!

Has he lost his mind?
Drinking cough syrup has made him blind!
Cannot walk at all
Stumbles into Chumley's, watch him fall!

Will his posts get read?
Jesus H Christ, he's so brain dead!
I'll just click on "next"
to get away from his inane text

etc. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Truly magnificent.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Most Christmas songs are about one of three things: Jesus, weather, or gifts. But there’s a less frequently played collection of songs on a more taboo fourth topic: wanting to get laid on Christmas. Um…this is my category.......

Me too. And I wouldn't say no to Mariah.

http://www.you-tube.ro/kylie-minogue...p--v80104.html

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Fugee

If I were Michelle Duggar's doctor, I think I'd have "accidentally" slipped during the C-section for the 18th child and given her a tubal.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...y.2c95770.html

I don't care how good a parent you are, you can't give enough attention to all 18 kids (or however many are still at home). One or more of them are going to fall through the cracks.

I don't know who said it first, but it cracks me up everytime -

"Someone needs to tell her it is a vagina, not a clown car."

[Hank Chinaski]

Penske, the red-nosed nutcase
posted some shitty prose.
And if you ever read it,
you would surely say it blows.

All of the other posters
used to cringe and wished he'd stop.
They didn't like when Penske
would post his silly slop.

Then one Presidential race
RT had to say:
"Penske keep your photo-shops,
off my fucking politics board."

Then all the posters shouted
and they said he can't remain,
Penske the red-nosed nutcase,
you gotta retire again!

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Truly magnificent.

And here's one for Shapeshifter. I cannot improve on the original. It senseless is sublime. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClLEnvWzUqY

Oh, and let's role.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

hi

The last verse didnt rhyme, wattup wit dat!?!

Eta: NWTF!?!!?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I don't know who said it first."

Paigs?