A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single

[taxwonk]

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Plus, a face full of shotgun scars will probably give him serious Moth credibility.

Sort of a Danny Trujillo vibe?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

I've known you for over a decade here, as have almost everyone else here. We're with you.

Whatever it is you're feeling, however amorphously ominous it feels, you've been through worse, and you keep going. It'll pass, man. It'll pass. You're in the safest place you can be right now, and you know a symptom of the condition is momentary depression and anxiety. Hence, the fleeting pall you're experiencing.

Put that shit out of your head. Ride it out. You'll laugh about this tomorrow. Hell, you'll smile about it a few hours from now. We're with you.

I am not with you, however, on receiving a topless selfie. Unless you've got a hot, accommodating nurse involved.

You'll be fine, Wonk. Deep breath... ride it out.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

My family's prayers are with you.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

Any positive energy I have I send in your direction. I imagine it's boring as hell in there. Is there anything to do?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

Positive energy coming your way from these parts. Even some prayers - let me know which Gods you'd like me to pray to, I'm a Catholic of the Hindu variety (Happy Diwali and may Mother Mary look over you!) so I can pretty much go with any you'd like.

I think I've got some left over medical mar. lozenges that people gave me when I was doing the chemo. Should I be getting them to you for hospital usage? How do you feel about getting boxes in plain brown wrapping with no return address?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

Positive energy sent direct from California, my friend. I'll ask that you return the favor one of these days.

Also, here are some things for you to persue on the interwebs that may either may you happy or enrage your sense of taste, but should entertain you anyway:

http://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/
http://www.reddit.com/r/JapaneseFood/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Charcuterie/
http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Positive energy sent direct from California, my friend. I'll ask that you return the favor one of these days.

Also, here are some things for you to persue on the interwebs that may either may you happy or enrage your sense of taste, but should entertain you anyway:

http://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/
http://www.reddit.com/r/JapaneseFood/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Charcuterie/
http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/

I'm as big a fan of Wonk as the next guy, but what about me? I got an A-lister Mod here suggesting a shot gun blast to my face, and a B-lister mod suggesting my whole state get nuked on the P-B. Not a good day for me either

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I'm as big a fan of Wonk as the next guy, but what about me? I got an A-lister Mod here suggesting a shot gun blast to my face, and a B-lister mod suggesting my whole state get nuked on the P-B. Not a good day for me either

Fine, fine.

http://www.reddit.com/r/detroit
http://www.reddit.com/r/themoth/
http://www.reddit.com/r/creepyolddudes

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

Sending vibes your way. I also have a May 1983 Oui I can send you.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Positive energy sent direct from California, my friend. I'll ask that you return the favor one of these days.

Also, here are some things for you to persue on the interwebs that may either may you happy or enrage your sense of taste, but should entertain you anyway:

http://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/
http://www.reddit.com/r/JapaneseFood/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Charcuterie/
http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/

I think he was really hoping for nekkid pix of Scarlett Johannson.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm having a bad morning. Nothing I can put my finger on, just sort of a free-floating sense of doom. It would be stupid of me to say it was totally unrelated to health, but that wasn't really what I was thinking about or feeling when it hit. Whatever it is, it's bigger than and it's bigger than the meds. Anyway, I know this isn't exactly why we come here, but I could use some help.

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

TW

You're saying the thought of Hank getting shot in the face doesn't do anything for you?

When the dick (cheney) jokes don't work anymore, I don't know what to say, man. Hang in there.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I had bypass surgery a week ago. They bypassed everything they could and got up to 5. I am told this should be a longer-term patch, potentially the last one I'll need. It hurt. And it will be a while before I am doing bongs. But if it buys a few years, instead of months, before I have to do anything more on this Angry Fist of God shaped pump I got, it'll be worth it. The bong will wait.

Dude, you are the Dick Cheney (in a good way*+) of this board. Sucks that you keep having to deal with this, but glad you're around and still a force to be dealt with.

TM

*Yeah, those are words seldom strung together in that particular order.

+God damn it, Adder.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

If you have a little positive energy you could send my way, I'd be grateful. If I get really energized, I will post a topless selfie as a thank you.

You are fucking up my positive vibe flow.

Just kidding. All my positive thoughts heading in your direction, my man.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I'm as big a fan of Wonk as the next guy, but what about me? I got an A-lister Mod here suggesting a shot gun blast to my face, and a B-lister mod suggesting my whole state get nuked on the P-B. Not a good day for me either

Shut up.

TM