Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards - Page 199

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-27-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
hypo:

you're taking your cat to the vet for chemo treatment. you see a Tim Horton's ahead. do you stop in for a few angel cremes to make the visit less stressful?

Sadly, there are no Tim Horton's in NYC. Or else I would be there in a heartbeat.

However, I'm going to be visiting my hometown soon, and it is a small town (relatively speaking) and yet there are two intersections in it with a donut shop on each corner (so four in total per intersection). Donut heaven. It once simultaneously held the title of the town whose junior hockey team produced the most NHL'ers and the town with the most Tim Horton's per capita in all of Canada.

I am very excited about my upcoming visit.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're like, if say you were sent to work on peace between Israel and Hizbollah, you'd serve BLTs at the lunch meeting

I'm there.

TM

07-27-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Tripio with skim.

AoN the stick with big tits was my invention.....that is what I described what he wanted.

And you feel the need to clarify this why?

07-27-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
LOL touche. I don't run too deep

How about running silent? Can you do that?

SlaveNoMore · 07-27-2006, 05:36 PM

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RealityBites
And you feel the need to clarify this why?

Proprietary reasons.

She does do patents after all. Silly goose.

07-27-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I design my internet fights based upon the competition.

Right there? You said way too much.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Atlas shrugged.

Film at 10:59.

Neither cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by RealityBites
thanks for sharing. we really care.

good grief, I thought the other board had its share of village idiots.

Your other board is The Land of Fu?

TM

07-27-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sadly, there are no Tim Horton's in NYC. Or else I would be there in a heartbeat.

However, I'm going to be visiting my hometown soon, and it is a small town (relatively speaking) and yet there are two intersections in it with a donut shop on each corner (so four in total per intersection). Donut heaven. It once simultaneously held the title of the town whose junior hockey team produced the most NHL'ers and the town with the most Tim Horton's per capita in all of Canada.

I am very excited about my upcoming visit.

I was recently in a town where every other store seemed to sell homemade ice cream. And it was good. Then I went to buy a sixpack after 9 PM and realized I was actually in Hell. Fucking New Jersey.

NotFromHere · 07-27-2006, 05:48 PM

LONDON - A spokesperson for David Hasselhoff denied a report Thursday that the former “Baywatch” and “Knight Rider” star had been turned away from a British Airways flight because he was drunk.

The Sun reported the actor had been told he could not board the flight because he was drunk. Witnesses told the newspaper Hasselhoff appeared to have trouble standing and told staff he was upset about his divorce from Pamela Bach. The divorce was finalized Wednesday in a Los Angeles court.

Katz said Hasselhoff had not been drinking, but felt unwell after taking some medication for a recent "ARM" injury and wasn’t able to get on a flight Wednesday from Heathrow Airport to Los Angeles.

“They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport,” Katz said. “He couldn’t get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight.”

Last month, the actor sliced four tendons and an artery in a shaving accident at his London hotel.

So he was shaving his arm? You guys ever do that? How do you slice 4 tendons with a shaver? Even one with 5 blades?

Link

Hank Chinaski · 07-27-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

So he was shaving his arm? You guys ever do that? How do you slice 4 tendons with a shaver? Even one with 5 blades?

Ironweed might- if some of you don't quit posting so much

cheval de frise · 07-27-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I like the "bring it, chump" that is funny stuff.

I'm trying to find a vernacular that Hank might understand. Thank you for validating my choice.

CDF

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I was recently in a town where every other store seemed to sell homemade ice cream. And it was good. Then I went to buy a sixpack after 9 PM and realized I was actually in Hell. Fucking New Jersey.

Try to buy a six pack in PA at an odd hour... You can't even buy fucking liquor and beer in the same store here.

We're a higher ring of hell than Jersey.

Adder · 07-27-2006, 06:18 PM

Has there been some massive slowdown in the legal market or something? All of a sudden, old-timer reappear, and then y'all have been busy today.

I realized that I missed all the PP-bashing fun, but for the record, I think she is a twit. Especially if she is Penske.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So he was shaving his arm? You guys ever do that? How do you slice 4 tendons with a shaver? Even one with 5 blades?

He was in a bathroom with a chandelier that fell on him and cut his arm.

I read it in Egotastic or some such stupid link.

TM