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[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by evenodds

At the bar last night, a doctor of Chinese medicine accurately diagnosed a few of us, who she'd not seen for a while, by examining our tongues.

It was thrilling and creepy and now I am very intrigued.

My father had amazing results with acupuncture, but I am a neophyte. Anyone use it acupuncture or other alternative therapies?

Fun fact: a man of 40 should have sex once every two weeks, a woman of 40 . . . once every three.

Even(good thing I am not 40)Odds

You're intrigued? Well, lucky you. I am also a doctor of chinese medicine, and I can perform an even more detailed analysis for you, using only your tongue and mouth. It will cost you $500, though. Cash only please.

[evenodds]

From Refinery 29: "Fashion for the apocalypse: (how to look situation appropriate, but still hot, for the end of days)."



In case of apocalypse (or the far more likely zombie-pocalypse), I am going with an ensemble from REI -- wicking fabrics, zip openings, and comfort. If I am going to be living off the land and killing zombies, I want to be dry and comfortable.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by evenodds

In case of apocalypse (or the far more likely zombie-pocalypse), I am going with an ensemble from REI -- wicking fabrics, zip openings, and comfort. If I am going to be living off the land and killing zombies, I want to be dry and comfortable.

Speaking of tongues (and of angels), I for one am pumped for the return of V.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Was e/o around for the whiffs?

I was being arch. Is that what we considering whiffing here?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by evenodds

I was being arch. Is that what we considering whiffing here?

Speaking of Arch, I still don't understand why a smart, cute girl like Midge would date Moose.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Wait. One. Second.

The occasional long time lurkers, first time posters who felt compelled to finally post because they were in the midst a dilemma, often sexual in nature, that they felt the posters of the board could help with, and also because they felt the dilemma would be entertaining to the board, were all socks??? Your socks?!?!?!?!?

Shiver. Me. Timbers.

Aye!~ Avast ye, matey. Me n me crew of socks been in on a great grand sea beastie of dilemma posting, th' mother of all sockudramas, aye aye!

[confidential to mr. flower-that's pirate talk]

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Wait. So Penske and Baltassoc are one and the same?

This is a game changer. I tell you, this is bigger than the new ring they discovered around Saturn!

[confidential to G3, 2. don't tell u no who]

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Hold. On.

So this is the work of Penske, posing as a sock who is not quite convincingly posing as a post-Penske recincarnation of the original? This is positively Hitchcockian!

Speaking of cocks, you should not speak publicly of your sister-in-law's abilities in the NSA BJ arena, regardless of whether you are mayor:

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ayor_in_re.php

Do u have the SiLs' facebook site? I'd like to friend her. With. Bennies. iykwimaiktydburnan

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I agree. But why did they discontinue Cinnamon Crispix? I am still picketing my local supermarket about that one.

TM

Eh, I don't like cinnamon in my breakfast cereal (I'm talking to you, Cinnamon Toast Crunch). I never tried the cinnamon crispix, but if it tasted anything like CTC, I'm not mourning the loss.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I have to disagree. Yes, I am an attorney, but that is just my job. It does not take much review of my extracurricular interests to see that I fall squarely outside the nerd box. For example, I am a cardio fitness enthusiast, attending stationary bicycling classes with regularity. I am a fan of esoteric music, including local music that receives no commercial radio play and a quite a variety of world music. My evenings in July are often spent watching the re-cap of the Tour de France, and I have spent more than one weekday afternoon at a downtown pub watching Champions League play. I am on the boards of several non-profits, a large domestic violence prevention agency and my neighborhood association, of which I am president. President. This, my friends, is not the portrait of a nerd, but rather a modern Renaissance Man.

Impressive. As a better example, I am an attorney. Sort of. Let's just say I went to law school and have passed a bar.....lol!!!

But to set meself apart, my corner office has a bidet and a murphy bed. 4tcb, iykwimaiktyd.

Also, while I am of a certain age, I have the sex once every two hours, instead of once every two weeks. Cuts down on my billing except when its clients or office staff

Finally, when I had the temporary custody of my young nieces last Saturday, we called into RadioDisney and I pretended to be their parent (father, fwiw) and I won the "cool parent" contest.

Raises the bar a bit, no?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

Impressive. As a better example, I am an attorney. Sort of. Let's just say I went to law school and have passed a bar.....lol!!!

But to set meself apart, my corner office has a bidet and a murphy bed. 4tcb, iykwimaiktyd.

Also, while I am of a certain age, I have the sex once every two hours, instead of once every two weeks. Cuts down on my billing except when its clients or office staff

Finally, when I had the temporary custody of my young nieces last Saturday, we called into RadioDisney and I pretended to be their parent (father, fwiw) and I won the "cool parent" contest.

Raises the bar a bit, no?

[OUTABLE] Ps: And I have an unkempt (except for the braids-see my avatar pic for an example) pirate style beard. Adds credence when I go to the bars in Ballard to pick up young wenches and/or sea maidens claiming to be a mercenary pirate fisherman just off the Deadliest Catch boat. Apparently they dig pirate beards.[/OUTABLE]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

Eh, I don't like cinnamon in my breakfast cereal (I'm talking to you, Cinnamon Toast Crunch). I never tried the cinnamon crispix, but if it tasted anything like CTC, I'm not mourning the loss.

I hate Cinnamon...TOAST Crunch.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by evenodds

From Refinery 29: "Fashion for the apocalypse: (how to look situation appropriate, but still hot, for the end of days)."



In case of apocalypse (or the far more likely zombie-pocalypse), I am going with an ensemble from REI -- wicking fabrics, zip openings, and comfort. If I am going to be living off the land and killing zombies, I want to be dry and comfortable.

I like the second to the left thing. The Mark Moseley look was always hot.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I hate Cinnamon...TOAST Crunch.

TM

I h8 "hate".

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I like the second to the left thing. The Mark Moseley look was always hot.

I like the oversized bow tie look that Brad from the RZ Project sports. I know Lanvin and Commonwealth Utilities each make versions (with the latter named for the aforementioned Mr. G). Anyone seen them out there at retail? Serious replies appreciated.

I am thinking that it would be a good look with one of my more piratey waistcoats and fancy britches. Or formal functions. Or both.