Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Mr. Marshall must stop asking you questions because Mr. Marshall finds your posting style highly annoying.

TM

Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

(Dorothy Parker, you illiterate twit, that's who)

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Then you would have loved it when two girls were pulled on stage at the BYOB place. Now I know you're going to respond with an "it was staged" comment, but I'm not sure how you can stage a girl who becomes bright red with embarrassment, refuses to take her bottoms off and runs off the catwalk b/c the strippers were...stripping her.

The other one seemed to really enjoy herself though.

Did this happen at your drunken golf getaway weekend respite from the woman who drags you to pilates classes and makes you watch sequels of movies that sucked in their original carnation?

are you Mr. Bunnyman? Nah, couldnt be. Sunny is more Pizza Hut than Chicago DeepDish at this late stage in her prespinster career.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Then you would have loved it when two girls were pulled on stage at the BYOB place. Now I know you're going to respond with an "it was staged" comment, but I'm not sure how you can stage a girl who becomes bright red with embarrassment, refuses to take her bottoms off and runs off the catwalk b/c the strippers were...stripping her.

The other one seemed to really enjoy herself though.

I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

What television character does the FB character of Pretty Little Flower remind you of? For me, its Frasier in that episode where he was trying to be hip and suave.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Then you would have loved it when two girls were pulled on stage at the BYOB place. Now I know you're going to respond with an "it was staged" comment, but I'm not sure how you can stage a girl who becomes bright red with embarrassment, refuses to take her bottoms off and runs off the catwalk b/c the strippers were...stripping her.

The other one seemed to really enjoy herself though.

I was at the beach a few years back and this otherwise normal chick I knew and her friend decided to go skinnydipping. I did not feel like dealing - or explaining it to my wife (the gf) - so me and my buddy just hung on the shore and drank. We came to the consensus that there ain't much nicer to look at, even in limited lighting, than a chick just walking naked. That's the sort of strip gig I dig - a slow model's walk, naked. No girls gone wild shit.

If I had major cash, I'd open a restaurant where nude models walked catwalks between tables. And I'd be fair to the ladies and include some men. That's the kind of stripping I think we need in this country.

Kinda like the end of that awful Altmann pic, Pret a Porter.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
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Was that Tony Siragusa driving for Tony last night when they went to Pussy's wife's body shop? Sure looked like him...

The character was Bobby Baccalieri. I forget the actor's name.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, I guess what I meant to say is...

1. I'd like to see average women naked.

2. I'd love to see supermodels naked.

3. I don't want to see ugly or below average women with horrible plastic surgery naked.

I love that you'd like to see women at the 50th percentile and higher in looks naked. That's a pretty (hah, punny!) low threshhold . . .

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

Don't quit your day job, which obviously isn't plaintiff's work. Where are the damages? If you put yourself on the stage, you assume the risk. BTW, how much insurance you think that club has? Maybe 1 mil... maybe. You planning to live in a hut in Mississippi during retriment?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Not Bob,

I understood that your reference to going to spin classes at Curves was a joke. I did not even think it was a lame one. I'm sorry the others did not understand.

By the way, as can be seen from earlier discussions, the cult of spin class is totally out, replaced by Bikram yoga for the former spin class-culties I know. The only thing more annoying than listening to a spin class-cultie prattle on about how good spin class is for you is to listen to a former spin class-cultie prattle on about how much better Bikram yoga is for you.

Affectionately,

The Flower

Dear Flower,

Writing letters in response to posts as a mechanism for a quick laugh has gone the way of the dodo. Please try to keep up.

Von Dutchly Yours,
ncs

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't quit your day job, which obviously isn't plaintiff's work. Where are the damages? If you put yourself on the stage, you assume the risk. BTW, how much insurance you think that club has? Maybe 1 mil... maybe. You planning to live in a hut in Mississippi during retriment?

Hey shitferbrains, he said the women were "pulled up" onto the stage. That doesn't imply to me that they volunteered.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did this happen at your drunken golf getaway weekend respite from the woman who drags you to pilates classes and makes you watch sequels of movies that sucked in their original carnation?

are you Mr. Bunnyman? Nah, couldnt be. Sunny is more Pizza Hut than Chicago DeepDish at this late stage in her prespinster career.

You are such a bad vegetarian. Pizza Hut Pizza sauce is not veggie friendly. I'm definitely not Pizza Hut. I'm kicking you out of the vegetarian club.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love that you'd like to see women at the 50th percentile and higher in looks naked. That's a pretty (hah, punny!) low threshhold . . .

This isn't a totally sexual thing. Its more curiosity... sometimes macabre curiosity.

I always wonder what some particuarly ugly people look like naked. I sometimes nauseate myself thinking about it, but I can't help but think "God, what's that look like naked?"

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
the way of the dodo

Dear ncs,

Ever since a few dodos were discovered last year, the expression "the way of the dodo" has gone the way of the saber-toothed tiger.

Please try to keep up,

Bikram-stinkingly yours,

gwnc

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Flower,

Writing letters in response to posts as a mechanism for a quick laugh has gone the way of the dodo. Please try to keep up.

Von Dutchly Yours,
ncs

Both of you all need to retire to the time out chair with a pitcher of cosmos.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Flower,

Writing letters in response to posts as a mechanism for a quick laugh has gone the way of the dodo. Please try to keep up.

Von Dutchly Yours,
ncs

[WHIFF] Iceberg Lettuce [/WHIFF]