Do Lawtalkers Dream of Electric Sheep?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
This is the most awesomest vacation ever. (In case I die before getting another chance to post, I had to say it now.)

This post is worthless without pictures.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
first of all, i am hurt that I am not more widely ignored. At the root, i am a nuisance sock. I will need to redouble my efforts.

second, Bilmore? you and gwnc hate bilmore? why?

We were instructed not to include current posters.

My list is long because I never take off the annoying socks, JUST IN CASE they come back. And includes a rotating list of current posters, of which you are one sometimes. You go back on when you send a PM.


ETA oddly, bilmore is not on my list. Not sure when/why he came off.

EATA I would be as hurt and upset as you, if not more so because I'm several orders of magnitude more sensitive than you are, except that I recalled the not-including-current-posters rule. Which I guess possibly makes me several orders of magnitude smarter than you, too.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This post is worthless without pictures.

I wish I had a picture of a fox peeing on the snowman's discarded hat outside the kitchen window. But, alas, no camera handy.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Eh, she chose her job, which was to fuck married men (as well as singles). I think its a cold-hearted decision to get into a job where you can cause people pain and potentially hurt others. Excuse me if I criticize persons who choose those kinds of jobs for the bucks. The people who bludgeoned babies in Liberia because they were "just doing their job" working for Charles Taylor? Don't like them either (though I dislike them considerably more than hookers.) If that annoys you, TFB.

You're an idiot.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
I wish I had a picture of a fox peeing on the snowman's discarded hat outside the kitchen window. But, alas, no camera handy.

Please don't tell my dad we let a fox pee on his hat.

[notcasesensitive]

How do I take a screen shot of a web page on IE? Is there an easy way for me to save for posterity the fact that CNN finds the most important story in the world right now to be excerpts from the MySpace page of a call girl??

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How do I take a screen shot of a web page on IE? Is there an easy way for me to save for posterity the fact that CNN finds the most important story in the world right now to be excerpts from the MySpace page of a call girl??

If you are on a PC, Crl-Alt-PrtScn (up by the function buttons). It takes the whole screen.

[Belgrade Bimbo]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Eh, she chose her job, which was to fuck married men (as well as singles). I think its a cold-hearted decision to get into a job where you can cause people pain and potentially hurt others. Excuse me if I criticize persons who choose those kinds of jobs for the bucks. The people who bludgeoned babies in Liberia because they were "just doing their job" working for Charles Taylor? Don't like them either (though I dislike them considerably more than hookers.) If that annoys you, TFB.

Diane, Diane, Diane.

You tink life of high price escort date is so much glamorous? It is hard work, not all roses and moths.

Many men on dates smell of bad tings, and they very ugly most of time. Escorting these mens is not really romantic. But when man - even smell-bad man look into my eyes, then I know they are good mans.

You know - it is hard work, pretending love a smell-bad, ugly mans. And plus, my job is work by hour. So, just like lawyer, I must work more hours for more money and fancy present.

We are same, Diane, you and me!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How do I take a screen shot of a web page on IE? Is there an easy way for me to save for posterity the fact that CNN finds the most important story in the world right now to be excerpts from the MySpace page of a call girl??

Hit the "print screen" button and then open an image program like Microsoft paint (I don't have anything fancy like photoshop but that'll work too), you just hit "ctrl-v" to paste the screenshot to the blank image, and then crop and cut and resize until you've got what you want.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you are on a PC, Crl-Alt-PrtScn (up by the function buttons). It takes the whole screen.

Also, if you have a .pdf plugin for your printer, you can just print to .pdf.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Also, if you have a .pdf plugin for your printer, you can just print to .pdf.

I forgot to include, then paste into word or an email or whatever with the paste command on the drop-down menu or with ctrl-v.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hit the "print screen" button and then open an image program like Microsoft paint (I don't have anything fancy like photoshop but that'll work too), you just hit "ctrl-v" to paste the screenshot to the blank image, and then crop and cut and resize until you've got what you want.

This worked! Thanks!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I forgot to include, then paste into word or an email or whatever with the paste command on the drop-down menu or with ctrl-v.

You've been so helpful. Here's something for your troubles.



TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've been so helpful. Here's something for your troubles.



TM

Birthday present!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Belgrade Bimbo
Diane, Diane, Diane.

You tink life of high price escort date is so much glamorous? It is hard work, not all roses and moths.

Many men on dates smell of bad tings, and they very ugly most of time. Escorting these mens is not really romantic. But when man - even smell-bad man look into my eyes, then I know they are good mans.

You know - it is hard work, pretending love a smell-bad, ugly mans. And plus, my job is work by hour. So, just like lawyer, I must work more hours for more money and fancy present.

We are same, Diane, you and me!

I thought you were different.