Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This isn't a totally sexual thing. Its more curiosity... sometimes macabre curiosity.

I always wonder what some particuarly ugly people look like naked. I sometimes nauseate myself thinking about it, but I can't help but think "God, what's that look like naked?"

Then why did you exclude the ugly and even below-average from your seeing-nakedness desires? You are such a conundrum today.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What television character does the FB character of Pretty Little Flower remind you of? For me, its Frasier in that episode where he was trying to be hip and suave.

Since no one else is playing - A cooler Maynard G. Krebs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Hey shitferbrains, he said the women were "pulled up" onto the stage. That doesn't imply to me that they volunteered.

Nobody gets pulled onto a stage without acquiesing to some degree. But by all means, bring that suit. You'll get the policy limits and maybe you can execute against the bar, which probably has huuuge cash reserves. Then you can pick out the double wide of your dreams.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The character was Bobby Baccalieri. I forget the actor's name.

I don't think it was Bobby Bacala. I could be wrong though.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

She ran off giggling. Not upset. It could have been staged, but I think that it was highly unlikely. She willingly went on stage when they pulled her, and no one forced her to stay on stage. You could tell she was enjoying it, but didn't want it to go any farther. The strippers weren't being mean or forcing her to do anything.

The only reason that I don't think it was staged is b/c it's fairly difficult to feign embarrassment.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Over on the PB, we've been discussing road trips for beer. Bilmore used to drive hundreds of miles in the snow, uphill both ways, to get Coors beer. I took road trips to Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, to get me some Leinenkugel's.



Poll: Where did you drive to get something to eat or drink?

I drove to the Sunnyside Tap, in Kenosha, Wisconsin. You could get Leinies, Huber, and Point for $4.50/case of longnecks. The savings were definitely worth the rental cost of the BIG Ryder truck.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What television character does the FB character of Pretty Little Flower remind you of? For me, its Frasier in that episode where he was trying to be hip and suave.

Dharma's hippie dad. But with a tighter spin class ass.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nobody gets pulled onto a stage without acquiesing to some degree.

Translation: she was asking for it. If she's not severely injured or dead, she wasn't really fighting back. She wanted it.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nobody gets pulled onto a stage without acquiesing to some degree.

I bow to your superior knowledge of stripper club etiquette. I only go to the nicer places where they don't pull that kind of shit.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then why did you exclude the ugly and even below-average from your seeing-nakedness desires? You are such a conundrum today.

I want to know what they look like naked in the same way I am prone to peek at a car accident, but I don't want them on the same stage at the same time with the average and above average women.

Andmy only curiosity about naked men is whether one can become so fat that his girth covers his manhood like some sort of groteque stage curtain.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What television character does the FB character of Pretty Little Flower remind you of? For me, its Frasier in that episode where he was trying to be hip and suave.

Brini Maxwell

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did this happen at your drunken golf getaway weekend respite from the woman who drags you to pilates classes and makes you watch sequels of movies that sucked in their original carnation?

are you Mr. Bunnyman? Nah, couldnt be. Sunny is more Pizza Hut than Chicago DeepDish at this late stage in her prespinster career.

You used to be old and funny.

Now you're just old.




You're phoning this shit in.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


Andmy only curiosity about naked men is whether one can become so fat that his girth covers his manhood like some sort of groteque stage curtain.

Oh, is that why you just had to look at gay porn at least once?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know what they look like naked in the same way I am prone to peek at a car accident, but I don't want them on the same stage at the same time with the average and above average women.

Andmy only curiosity about naked men is whether one can become so fat that his girth covers his manhood like some sort of groteque stage curtain.

So you do want women at the 50% percentile of attractiveness up there? OK. As long as that is established.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Andmy only curiosity about naked men is whether one can become so fat that his girth covers his manhood like some sort of groteque stage curtain.

When will I learn? I cannot eat lunch and read the FB at the same time. That is so gross.

(I think Homer Simpson got to that stage once -- when he was trying to qualify for a disability so he could work from home.)