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greatwhitenorthchick · 04-26-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TMBD III

Is this going to happen? If so, when? Because I am getting a fake tan tonight and wondering if I should record it for posterity. But I wouldn't want to be out-of-date.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-26-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not very smooth. There's no way PJ is going to post during TMBD III. And I don't know why you'd want to see that anyway?

TM

I never said I had any interest in seeing her naked. I want to see ltl/fb... I'm a 51st percentile fetishist.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-26-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Over on the PB, we've been discussing road trips for beer. Bilmore used to drive hundreds of miles in the snow, uphill both ways, to get Coors beer. I took road trips to Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, to get me some Leinenkugel's.

Poll: Where did you drive to get something to eat or drink?

Canada, three times, when I was 18, 19 and 20. I think 30+ hours of driving. I smoked an entire carton of Camels on the way up on trips 1 and 2. Good times.

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-26-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Canada, three times, when I was 18, 19 and 20. I think 30+ hours of driving. I smoked an entire carton of Camels on the way up on trips 1 and 2. Good times.

I went to Montreal more than once for yogurt. Damn, that was some good yogurt. Couldn't get it in the States, then.

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-26-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I've been off my Bikram kick for a while, but I never had a problem with the smell. Didn't smell great, but wasn't gag inducing...kinda smelled like a regular locker room.

Sniff the person to your left.

Sniff the person to your right.

If you don't smell anything, you're the one that stinks.

TM

Flinty_McFlint · 04-26-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I went to Montreal more than once for yogurt. Damn, that was some good yogurt. Couldn't get it in the States, then.

You Sir, are a sick sick man.

dtb · 04-26-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sniff the person to your left.

Sniff the person to your right.

If you don't smell anything, you're the one that stinks.

TM

One time I was in the gym, and I became very self-conscious, because I thought I was unusually stinky, because it started smelling really awful (beyond your garden-variety gym-smell stench). When I went to another area of the gym with my gym-buddy, I was relieved to hear him comment on the dude that had been near us, remarking how unbelievably stinky he was.

I mean, I take a shower once a week, whether I need it or not, so it's usually not I who is stinking up the joint!

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-26-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I went to Montreal more than once for yogurt. Damn, that was some good yogurt. Couldn't get it in the States, then.

People I know have trekked to Montreal for steak, pussy and poutine (not necessarily in that order), but never for yogurt. You sir, are a strange yogurt-loving bird.

I have driven (or been driven) to Kingston, Ontario, from Toronto late at night for poutine. Only about a four hour drive, but still. I have also been driven to Montreal (from NYC) and we said it was just for the hell of it, but really we were craving Tim Hortons sour cream glaze and did not want to admit to each other that we were willing to drive six hours for a donut.

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-26-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
One time I was in the gym, and I became very self-conscious, because I thought I was unusually stinky, because it started smelling really awful (beyond your garden-variety gym-smell stench). When I went to another area of the gym with my gym-buddy, I was relieved to hear him comment on the dude that had been near us, remarking how unbelievably stinky he was.

I've noticed that people seem to be incapable of smelling their own b.o. I won't rant about cabbies (again), but sometimes you get in a cab and your eyes literally start to tear from the stench. They don't smell it at all.

And recently, at the gym, this guy had a ten foot radius of stink hovering around him. I am not exaggerating. No one could believe it. People were climbing over machines to avoid walking through that stench. I watched as he went over to wait for a machine someone was using. The person on the machine did two reps and gave it up.

I think he was a cabbie.

TM

Shape Shifter · 04-26-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is this going to happen? If so, when? Because I am getting a fake tan tonight and wondering if I should record it for posterity. But I wouldn't want to be out-of-date.

Who is dropping the ball here? I would like to resister my complaint. Is there a form I need to fill out or anything?

Alex_de_Large · 04-26-2004, 02:22 PM

Seymour Butts talks about HIV in the porn industry (must view ad).

spree: news article from Salon.com, but may trigger some sensitive keyword filters

dtb · 04-26-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've noticed that people seem to be incapable of smelling their own b.o. I won't rant about cabbies (again), but sometimes you get in a cab and your eyes literally start to tear from the stench. They don't smell it at all.

Well, you do get accustomed to the smell, so I suppose that's the explanation for the cabbies. (One time before Times Square became family-friendly, I went to one of those video arcade places at lunchtime with some friends from work, and it smelled like piss on the way in. When we left, one of my friends said out loud exactly what I'd been thinking; namely, "I'd hate to think I can become immune to the smell of rancid piss, but I know I smelled it on the way in...". Didn't notice it at all on the way out.)

But my point (and I do have one), is that when I can smell my own b.o., I know it must be ghastly, because you speak a foul truth (ha ha). Ordinarily, one cannot smell one's own b.o.; therefore, if one can, it must be unusually repellent.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 04-26-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
poutine

funny you should mention the stuff today, as the NY Times explained what it is. Steak and pussy I might drive for, but not poutine. Even with foie gras mixed in.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-26-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've noticed that people seem to be incapable of smelling their own b.o. I won't rant about cabbies (again), but sometimes you get in a cab and your eyes literally start to tear from the stench. They don't smell it at all.

And recently, at the gym, this guy had a ten foot radius of stink hovering around him. I am not exagerating. No one could believe it. People were climbing over machines to avoid walking through that stench. I watched as he went over to wait for a machine someone was using. The person on the machine did two reps and gave it up.

I think he was a cabbie.

TM

Look man, it's genetic. You'd be funky too if you were covered in hair and scent emitting glands. Just go fucking stay in your jazzercise room and quit bagging on me. Christ.

baltassoc · 04-26-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've noticed that people seem to be incapable of smelling their own b.o. I won't rant about cabbies (again), but sometimes you get in a cab and your eyes literally start to tear from the stench. They don't smell it at all.

And recently, at the gym, this guy had a ten foot radius of stink hovering around him. I am not exagerating. No one could believe it. People were climbing over machines to avoid walking through that stench. I watched as he went over to wait for a machine someone was using. The person on the machine did two reps and gave it up.

I think he was a cabbie.

TM

What a wonderful world I['ve] missed out on.