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11-14-2014, 10:48 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Only twice? At his age?
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I took my mom jogging. I stopped after 1 mile. I enjoyed being with her, but she's old and I didn't want to overly tax her.
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11-15-2014, 01:38 AM
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Flaired.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I took my mom jogging. I stopped after 1 mile. I enjoyed being with her, but she's old and I didn't want to overly tax her.
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What Hank said. Only it had more to do with lack of sleep over the course of the two days than anything else.
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11-15-2014, 02:10 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I took my mom jogging. I stopped after 1 mile. I enjoyed being with her, but she's old and I didn't want to overly tax her.
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Cool story, bro, but we're talking about sex here and I have a lifetime of anecdotal experiences that have taught me that women cannot be satisfied in bed. |
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11-15-2014, 09:09 AM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Celibate no more! The wonder boy continues to overdeliver.
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That's one big plus. At that age, they're so eager to please.
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11-15-2014, 09:10 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Details? Make my day by sharing. I've had a shitty week.
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Ditto.
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11-16-2014, 04:07 PM
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#3246
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Coo coo ca choo!
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What Hank said. Only it had more to do with lack of sleep over the course of the two days than anything else.
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Come now. We're counting on you to show that experience and intelligence count for more than the raging hormones of youth. Broaden his horizons. Teach him things he's never imagined.
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A wee dram a day!
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11-16-2014, 05:56 PM
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It's all about me.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Cool story, bro, but we're talking about sex here and I have a lifetime of anecdotal experiences that have taught me that women cannot be satisfied in bed.
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This is your best work.
Gold star.
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11-16-2014, 06:25 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
This is your best work.
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I'm not clear if he meant women always want more (as in quantity bragging), or if he meant women always want more (as in quality fake humble). Atticus is nothing if not capable of conveying his message, albeit normally coming from a sad place.
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11-16-2014, 10:11 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm not clear if he meant women always want more (as in quantity bragging), or if he meant women always want more (as in quality fake humble). Atticus is nothing if not capable of conveying his message, albeit normally coming from a sad place.
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It was actually a pretty clear, self-deprecating joke.
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11-17-2014, 09:12 AM
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It's all about me.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
It was actually a pretty clear, self-deprecating joke.
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Yep. Not complicated. Just funny.
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11-17-2014, 09:57 AM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Cool story, bro, but we're talking about sex here and I have a lifetime of anecdotal experiences that have taught me that women cannot be satisfied in bed.
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By men or by the Hitachi Magic Wand?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-17-2014, 10:01 AM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
By men or by the Hitachi Magic Wand?
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Hey, hey -- don't forget the detachable shower head.
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11-17-2014, 10:24 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Hey, hey -- don't forget the detachable shower head.
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It is very rare to find one of those in bed. |
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11-17-2014, 10:25 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
What Hank said. Only it had more to do with lack of sleep over the course of the two days than anything else.
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All ribbing aside, I'm happy to see you are having fun. My virtual friends are important to me.
I can be gracious today because the Niners won yesterday's comedy of errors.
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11-17-2014, 10:26 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
This is your best work.
Gold star.
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Apparently he does much better out of bed.
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