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Penske_Account · 07-31-2006, 12:18 PM

So, is it the heat or humidity?

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-31-2006, 12:24 PM

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So, is it the heat or humidity?

I made the mistake of seeing Scoop yesterday and -- Scarlett Johansson notwithstanding -- am still trying to get my brain to start functioning again.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-31-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
So, is it the heat or humidity?

Hot enough for ya?

It's hot enough for me.

Penske_Account · 07-31-2006, 12:41 PM

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Hot enough for ya?

It's hot enough for me.

the real measure for me is, "is it hot enough to fry an egg?"

I have sent my assistant down to the parking garage with some Grade AA, Organic Brown eggs to test this. I will report back.

07-31-2006, 12:52 PM

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I made the mistake of seeing Scoop yesterday and -- Scarlett Johansson notwithstanding -- am still trying to get my brain to start functioning again.

I read a not-so-kind review yesterday that contained this striking observation:

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"To humiliate Johansson any further, Allen would have to coarsen A Canturbury Tale and literally take a dump on her."

http://www.nypress.com/19/30/film/ArmondWhite.cfm

There would be a market for this, I'm guessing.

spookyfish · 07-31-2006, 12:54 PM

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So, is it the heat or humidity?

Yes.

I also learned yesterday that it isn't a particularly good idea to go bicycling in 90 degree weather with 90 percent humidity.

Then again, nobody's ever accused me of having much common sense.

patentparanyc · 07-31-2006, 01:03 PM

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the real measure for me is, "is it hot enough to fry an egg?"

I have sent my assistant down to the parking garage with some Grade AA, Organic Brown eggs to test this. I will report back.

Are they free range chickens?

Hmmmph.

Sidd Finch · 07-31-2006, 01:14 PM

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My point exactly; they don't run too deep you forgot squash and tennis to mix it up a little. So they wouldn't waste their time on an ugly looking chick; and especially not a fat one that is like, abhorrent to them; they would look past me like I was dead.

Enough of this back-and-forth. Post a naked picture from the neck down.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-31-2006, 01:19 PM

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Yes.

I also learned yesterday that it isn't a particularly good idea to go bicycling in 90 degree weather with 90 percent humidity.

Dissent.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-31-2006, 01:23 PM

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the real measure for me is, "is it hot enough to fry an egg?"

I have sent my assistant down to the parking garage with some Grade AA, Organic Brown eggs to test this. I will report back.

Our illustrious Governor appeared on a network morning show (national!!!) to speak about our humble state and the heat wave gripping it. Apparently, it is supposed to get to 102 today. Right here in Minnesota! There be 110% humidity and the heat index will be in the 165-170 degree range. It will be possible to fry eggs on sidewalks that are made entirely of dry ice. All infants and elderly people in the state will perish.

patentparanyc · 07-31-2006, 01:24 PM

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Enough of this back-and-forth. Post a naked picture from the neck down.

Sidd, I'm shocked.....

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-31-2006, 01:27 PM

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Our illustrious Governor appeared on a network morning show (national!!!) to speak about our humble state and the heat wave gripping it. Apparently, it is supposed to get to 102 today. Right here in Minnesota! There be 110% humidity and the heat index will be in the 165-170 degree range. It will be possible to fry eggs on sidewalks that are made entirely of dry ice. All infants and elderly people in the state will perish.

But what will the wind chill be?

Pretty Little Flower · 07-31-2006, 01:29 PM

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But what will the wind chill be?

The air is beyond stagnant, causing a rare negative wind chill, pushing the heat index (the "feels like" index) up another 30 or so degrees.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-31-2006, 01:33 PM

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The air is beyond stagnant, causing a rare negative wind chill, pushing the heat index (the "feels like" index) up another 30 or so degrees.

Sounds like somebody needs a refreshing watermelon wheat "beer."

NotFromHere · 07-31-2006, 01:37 PM

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Our illustrious Governor appeared on a network morning show (national!!!) to speak about our humble state and the heat wave gripping it. Apparently, it is supposed to get to 102 today. Right here in Minnesota! There be 110% humidity and the heat index will be in the 165-170 degree range. It will be possible to fry eggs on sidewalks that are made entirely of dry ice. All infants and elderly people in the state will perish.

That's the crap we had here last week. Where it was 110 at my house. Fortunately I was not there. And my azaleas and maples are nice and crispy now. You can have that shit, I don't like it. Dry heat, wet heat - it's all bad.