Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 22

ltl/fb · 12-10-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Cause then it isn't strained now is it.

Sheesh, such a stupid question.

I'm thinking I'd never drink coffee at your house because you probably dump fresh coffee grounds into the cup before adding the brewed coffee. NTTAWWT.

purse junkie · 12-10-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
back hair tends to be resistant to most defoilants.

It is extremely disturbing that anyone would have cause to know this.

Not Me · 12-10-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I disclose to you in case Harris/Woods fails to meet your especially rigorous non-miscegenation standards.

I have no non-miscegenation standards. I think people should miscegenate with abandon.

However, when black men (or men who are at least part black) consistently date white women (particularly as white as you can fucking get) and do not date non-white women, it means that they have issues, specifically, internalized racism, and have embraced the European-Caucasian standard of female beauty.

When that same male seems especially reluctant to acknowledge his black heritage, it provides even more insight into his issues with his racial composition.

Carry on.

leagleaze · 12-10-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm thinking I'd never drink coffee at your house because you probably dump fresh coffee grounds into the cup before adding the brewed coffee. NTTAWWT.

Well if you insist. But only if I can strain it.

And of course we didn't need an abortion. We had birth control.

Namely 1.5 oz gin and 1.5 oz rye whiskey in a lowball glass (not strained this time ltl)

Hank Chinaski · 12-10-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
It is extremely disturbing that anyone would have cause to know this.

a foul truth is still a truth

ltl/fb · 12-10-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
It is extremely disturbing that anyone would have cause to know this.

Toads, unlike frogs, do not taste like chicken, at least when you eat them raw after they are frozen in a freak freeze down by the Gulf.

Calculators cause cancer.

[Insert various other patently ridiculous statements of "fact."]

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

The word "gullible" is in the encyclopedia, and your picture is in the entry.

Agent Orange is an FDA-approved body-hair remover.

Hank Chinaski · 12-10-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Toads, unlike frogs, do not taste like chicken, at least when you eat them raw after they are frozen in a freak freeze down by the Gulf.

Calculators cause cancer.

[Insert various other patently ridiculous statements of "fact."]

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

The word "gullible" is in the encyclopedia, and your picture is in the entry.

a lot of the girls like my avatar's hair. they don't like to think of it being intentionally removed, even from back.

tmdiva · 12-10-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by idle acts
Not just Mormons. The ultra handsome boyfriend/moderately (or un-) attractive girlfriend thing is all to common out here in LaLaLand. But then the guy comes out in his early twenties, and the woman in her late twenties/early thirties.

In Mormondom it's more likely to work out like this: he finally comes to grip with the fact that he's always been gay after 8 years of marriage and four children. They go through an acrimonious divorce, during which she may make unfounded accusations that he molested their children. Then he partners with another fo-Mo gay man who shares his baggage, and the wife marries a guy whose wife left him for another woman.

I'm sooooooo glad my husband's family's story is nothing like this.

tm

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-10-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
And of course we didn't need an abortion. We had birth control.

What do lesbians call birth control? Cuz obviously it's not for that.

leagleaze · 12-10-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What do lesbians call birth control? Cuz obviously it's not for that.

I don't know, what do lesbians call birth control?

Ohhh...it wasn't a riddle, sorry.

We call them dental dams.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-10-2003, 03:01 PM

Did I unknowingly step into a time warp into last week's inane discussions, or somehow find an alternate reality where everything sucks? Can someone please reverse the polarity on the tachyon fields and blast a wormhole back into my preferred reality where I'm entertained, not depressed by the FB? Or, if that isn't possible, could someone kindly beat me over the head with something heavy?

Thanks in advance,

Bizarro Flinty (I love you, Bizarro)

ltl/fb · 12-10-2003, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Did I unknowingly step into a time warp into last week's inane discussions, or somehow find an alternate reality where everything sucks? Can someone please reverse the polarity on the tachyon fields and blast a wormhole back into my preferred reality where I'm entertained, not depressed by the FB? Or, if that isn't possible, could someone kindly beat me over the head with something heavy?

Please elaborate as to what you are finding sucky and/or "depressing" so that I may determine whether it will be necessary to smash your monkey skull in like a rotten Halloween pumpkin.

Edited to take out superfluous fluff from the post to which I was replying.

purse junkie · 12-10-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The word "gullible" is in the encyclopedia, and your picture is in the entry.

Do give me some credit. I never once believed that you were forested.

Hank, however, by dint of his defoliating tips, has let the cat out of the bag for himself.

evenodds · 12-10-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
I have no non-miscegenation standards. I think people should miscegenate with abandon.

However, when black men (or men who are at least part black) consistently date white women (particularly as white as you can fucking get) and do not date non-white women, it means that they have issues, specifically, internalized racism, and have embraced the European-Caucasian standard of female beauty.

When that same male seems especially reluctant to acknowledge his black heritage, it provides even more insight into his issues with his racial composition.

Carry on.

Dearest Atticus, thank you so much for fostering this post.

I am sending Kafka to blow up your computer right now.

Atticus Grinch · 12-10-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Agent Orange is an FDA-approved body-hair remover.

Now we know how Not Me's hooch got that hint of citrus.