Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not two months and eleven days ago, I hope.

No. Absolutely not.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are we all invited? Would Coltrane like a pre-wedding blow job?

Yes & Yes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Absolutely not.

rp is rb is sequels? Christ.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What kind of threat did it take to induce you to propose?

What? this is big news, man. Sequels just avoided the Big Fate. SHouldn't there have been an announcement to appriseus of the future Mr. Did you Just Call Me and Sequels Coltrane? Did she get preganant or something?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Legally Blond, The Musical.

TM

Wait, part 2. Was this a Valentine's Day proposal?

I am certain that Elle Woods would expect nothing less on such a major holiday.

But cheers to you guys, namaste .

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, now I'm horny. Hop on a plane and I'll give you that blowjob.

Hold that thought until May 6.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What? this is big news, man. Sequels just avoided the Big Fate. SHouldn't there have been an announcement to appriseus of the future Mr. Did you Just Call Me and Sequels Coltrane? Did she get preganant or something?

She bought a pomeranian and forced me to convert. I can no longer roll on shabbas.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Danke. Welcome to Tomato Basil. Population: Me.

You know, if you had been a little timelier, Tomato Basil and Sequels could have had menu planning parties together.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Have I told anyone recently how rocking Taco Bell is for Monday lunch after a four-day bender?

Less and Not Mrs. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm might just be perfectly suited to each other. Less, how do you feel about mmmmmmmmmm's scraps?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, I've never cheated on anyone because I always figured it was better to get out of the relationship once you want to fuck someone else.

And that's soon-to-be-ex-hubby.

An 8 ball by the Bay is the appropriate parting gift, isn't it? Paigs?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In my experience, MANY men think they would be fine with this but in the end are not.

Would you be fine if you found out that Commando Boy was nailing Thurgreed? I mean, once you got past the insecurity about Thurgreed's superior cocksucking skills?

Note -- This is not meant as a snippy "well, how would you feel" statement. I'm actually curious.

[Replaced_Texan]

Woman forced to chose between Packer's tickets or 90 days in jail.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the wait list to get season tickets is longer than 90 days. This one is a no brainer.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She bought a pomeranian and forced me to convert. I can no longer roll on shabbas.

Sequels is a jewess? Does the shocking news ever stop?

This is great. Perhaps if you invite the entire Fb we can come togheter and get you guys that fabulous enormous tv set you have dreamed of. Or, in reality, probalby just the Legally Blonde Boxed Set, But it will have meaning.

Did you say it was May 6?

Originally posted by LessinSF
An 8 ball by the Bay is the appropriate parting gift, isn't it? Paigs?

Too windy.

It would be like doing lines with you when you were talking.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Woman forced to chose between Packer's tickets or 90 days in jail.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the wait list to get season tickets is longer than 90 days. This one is a no brainer.

Nahm next year watching the packers is going to be like spending 17 weeks in jail.