It's all about me - Page 24

notcasesensitive · 07-15-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have a male friend stripper who isn't gay?

I think you misread. my money is on female stripper and a male friend. male strippers are by definition either (a) gay, (b) too disgusting to contemplate kissing, or (c) both.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-15-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you misread. my money is on female stripper and a male friend. male strippers are by definition either (a) gay, (b) too disgusting to contemplate kissing, or (c) both.

I purposely misread in an attempt to ferret out the truth!

By too disgusting do you mean ridiculously tan?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-15-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

ETA: I note I am assuming the sexes of the people, where you have indicated none. Sorry for the assumption if I'm wrong.

It's hard to imagine a guy feeling shame over this--most would hit it wit' a quickness.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-15-2004, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you misread. my money is on female stripper and a male friend. male strippers are by definition either (a) gay, (b) too disgusting to contemplate kissing, or (c) both.

My money too.
Many moons ago my roommate went out with a male stripper. He had a mullet (this was the late 80s, if that means anything) and I'm pretty sure he was bi. Not sure what the point of this story is (other than the fact that he was not really someone I would like to kiss on account of the mullet), but in any event he had a huge cock. He would frequently walk around our apt. naked. He let me wear his velcro pants and I would yank them off, stripper-style. That's fun.

robustpuppy · 07-15-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's the problem--that you had these thoughts before your friend died, so they're wrong even after the death?

Anon's feelings sound more like survivor's guilt than hot-for-my-friend's- spouse guilt. Friend is dead, recognizing a mutual attraction probably makes S and Anon feel alive - boom, guilt -- it's not really about the sex.

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Seems to me that widows/ers often remarry (or have relationships with) their spouse's friends.

That probably happens because the loss of the person they both loved strengthens the bond. Mourning is a very isolating experience and it's difficult to have a relationship with someone who doesn't understand that kind of grief.

Since you both are still living and might not be tomorrow, the attraction is apparent, and nothing makes you feel quite so alive as great sex, I agree with ABBA. Act on it.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-15-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My money too.
Many moons ago my roommate went out with a male stripper. He had a mullet (this was the late 80s, if that means anything) and I'm pretty sure he was bi. Not sure what the point of this story is (other than the fact that he was not really someone I would like to kiss on account of the mullet), but in any event he had a huge cock. He would frequently walk around our apt. naked. He let me wear his velcro pants and I would yank them off, stripper-style. That's fun.

I've cut my hair and no, I'm not bi.

Hank Chinaski · 07-15-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've cut my hair and no, I'm not bi.

Late 80's you were 15. did you have a fake ID?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-15-2004, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Late 80's you were 15. did you have a fake ID?

I wasn't that old.

My cock grew huge at an early age.

Hank Chinaski · 07-15-2004, 12:02 PM

I haven't really listened to hip hop or rap since college.
Sometimes I'd hear something I'd like, but I just never followed up.

Flash forward to about a week ago, someone recommended a CD from a local group. awash in musical boredom, I bought the thing. I really like it, but a have a problem. N.B. this is a honest question, and I know several of you listen so maybe you'll have advice.

8 lines into the first song is the first "niggerz." After that it occurs on average every 3 lines.

Right now I am listening in my car with the windows up. I guess I've seen college white boys listening to it with the windows down. I cannot imagine a white lawyer doing the same. I cannot imagine playing it when we have friends over.

am I paranoid? riddled with some type-guilt?

Anyone worked throught this? Particular "clean" CD's for spring afternoons with the windows down?

ABBAKiss · 07-15-2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you misread. my money is on female stripper and a male friend. male strippers are by definition either (a) gay, (b) too disgusting to contemplate kissing, or (c) both.

Ding ding ding ding.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-15-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

ETA: I note I am assuming the sexes of the people, where you have indicated none. Sorry for the assumption if I'm wrong.

No guy would post this query. He'd simply brood for a while over how his buddy would feel and probably delay the inevitable, but eventually, he'd sleep with his dead buddy's wife.

And for those of you who believe in an afterlife, his buddy would probably think its fine. In fact, if I was dead, I'd prefer my wife sleep with a friend. If nothing else, two people close to you remain happy, at least in part because of you. If you're going to be dead, I guess that's as good as the consolation prizes get.

Sure beats a monument or the pathetic "He was such a good lawyer" crap I read in the legal journals when people die. I'm having my will revised to remove any reference to this profession. I will cast a curse on any swine who says "he was a very good lawyer" at my wake. He shall be stricken impotent and develop a stutter immediately.

notcasesensitive · 07-15-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I will cast a curse on any swine who says "he was a very good lawyer" at my wake.

this statement seems so unlikely anyway. or are your friends good liars too?

Not Bob · 07-15-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
this statement seems so unlikely anyway. or are your friends good liars too?

Please. It would be "that cat was always playing fast and loose in court, winning cases by smiling from the podium while the nerdy law-review glasses-wearing librarian chick lawyers on the other side wasted their time by whining to the judge about citation formats."

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-15-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by bill killer
What's with all the sniffing? Was the scent of Bilmore's balls particularly noteworthy?

Smelled vaguely of curry, I've been told.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-15-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Please. It would be "that cat was always playing fast and loose in court, winning cases by smiling from the podium while the nerdy law-review glasses-wearing librarian chick lawyers on the other side wasted their time by whining to the judge about citation formats."

Bob, you never struck me as one of the toolish sort, so why must you carry their torch?

NCS - Can I have my tee back?