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03-28-2008, 03:39 PM
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#3646
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Or rolling over their ARMS into a fixed subprime mortgage at a higher rate.
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Ha! Is there anything those wacky underpaid Mexican housemaids won't invest in??? |
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03-28-2008, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
wacky underpaid Mexican housemaids
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Do you have one of those?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-28-2008, 03:53 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Hilarious - In a Creepy, Disturbing Sort of Way
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
of "pretty," "little," and "flower" only 1 really fits your persona.
I need help. Do people leave money for a maid when checking out of a hotel? I checked out of an expensive place and left nothing. i never leave anything. But I read that some maid tip is proper.
Who gives maid tips and how much?
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I don't tip maids at hotels.
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03-28-2008, 03:54 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do you have one of those?
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Jesus, do you? Can a maid get pregnant from cleaning a lonely guy's sheets?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-28-2008, 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do you have one of those?
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Look into my eye.
Last edited by futbol fan; 03-28-2008 at 03:59 PM..
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03-28-2008, 03:56 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jesus, do you? Can a maid get pregnant from cleaning a lonely guy's sheets?
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Isn't a sheet rather two-dimensional to use as that sort of euphemism?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-28-2008, 05:39 PM
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#3652
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Isn't a sheet rather two-dimensional to use as that sort of euphemism?
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It's thin, white, and floppy. I'd call him self-aware |
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03-28-2008, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Rating Scale for Attractiveness
A lady in finance put together this rating scale of male attractiveness.
A male in finance put together this rating scale of female attractiveness.
Last edited by bling trade; 03-28-2008 at 07:37 PM..
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03-28-2008, 10:27 PM
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#3654
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Hilarious - In a Creepy, Disturbing Sort of Way
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't tip maids at hotels.
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Me neither. Unless it's a French Maid who shows up at 11:00 PM.
Just don't think it's a well accepted custom here.
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03-29-2008, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-30-2008, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hm.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-31-2008, 01:28 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
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Silver slippers are too Dorothy Gale. Gold heels are too Dorothy Stratten. |
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03-31-2008, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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A Continuing Theme
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03-31-2008, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Silver slippers are too Dorothy Gale. Gold heels are too Dorothy Stratten.
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? Is this a jumping-off thing? They're entirely non-metallic.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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03-31-2008, 12:01 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
? Is this a jumping-off thing? They're entirely non-metallic.
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They are very pretty, but I don't think they are entirely non-metallic.
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