A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

British regulators tell Urban Outfitters to “mind the [thigh] gap” because their underwear model was unhealthily thin; American millennial web mag chimes in to say the U.S. should follow this “bold” move and also ban photos that promote an unrealistic beauty standard.

No word on whether any tarantulas were trapped in the making of the photo.

so you would cast "photo-shopped editor" to the ashcan of history's "used to be a job that employed americans?"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

British regulators tell Urban Outfitters to “mind the [thigh] gap” because their underwear model was unhealthily thin; American millennial web mag chimes in to say the U.S. should follow this “bold” move and also ban photos that promote an unrealistic beauty standard.

No word on whether any tarantulas were trapped in the making of the photo.

The best part about thigh gap is that I can refer to it as "factory air" and most people don't know what I'm talking about.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

My hairstylist does Ian Ziering's hair (I know this because I had an appointment right after his appointment one day, not because she's a namedropper). I wonder if he tips her better now that he's a big Sharknado star. He is NMT but really looking better with age than he did 90291 era.

My husband has to call several days in advance to get a haircut instead of walking in like he used to because Arian Foster started going to his barbershop.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

My husband has to call several days in advance to get a haircut instead of walking in like he used to because Arian Foster started going to his barbershop.

the last time I got my hair cut I realized what I really wanted was a slilent barbershop. the only talking being about what cut you want, or if you want an eyebrow trim. NO CHITCHAT ABOUT MY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND. In my ideal world President fucking Obama could be getting his hair cut there but no one would ever know because they couldn't brag about it.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Is she? I saw her up close about a year ago and she no look so good anymore.

TM

This was in 2007 so as in all things, I defer to TM.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

My hairstylist does Ian Ziering's hair (I know this because I had an appointment right after his appointment one day, not because she's a namedropper). I wonder if he tips her better now that he's a big Sharknado star. He is NMT but really looking better with age than he did 90291 era.

PS California is a great fix for the winter blues.

PPS I just suggested that our California office pay us to work there. Premium should be paid for trudging through snow to get to work, not 81 degrees.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

The best part about thigh gap is that I can refer to it as "factory air" and most people don't know what I'm talking about.

I’ve spent my entire life with most people not knowing what I’m talking about. What’s your secret for learning to enjoy it?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I’ve read that Korean boy bands (which are a big thing, BTW) have their music written by an algorithm that’s been carefully developed...

It's all heuristic algorithms* these days.

TM

*Please don't whiff.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

This was in 2007 so as in all things, I defer to TM.

It's all relative, of course. She looks fantastic for an almost 50 year-old woman.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I’ve spent my entire life with most people not knowing what I’m talking about. What’s your secret for learning to enjoy it?

I thinking about doing a weekly note for subscribers commenting and evaluating your FB work.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I’ve spent my entire life with most people not knowing what I’m talking about. What’s your secret for learning to enjoy it?

There's nothing better than an inside joke with yourself.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

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TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

There's nothing better than an inside joke with yourself.

This makes me think of the Woody Allen line -- "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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TM

I was going to request a boob-focused day, since today is (OUTABLE CONTENT REMOVED), but never got around to it. So, thanks.

[Hank Chinaski]

remembering Adder's High School ride!