Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.

You know nothing about the hip Minneapolis/St. Paul underground scene.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

prediction- the guy gets 100 letters with naked pictures from better looking girls telling him to think about marrying that woman.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

Really? No hot nurse fantasies?

Not after clicking through that link.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

I'm reading between the lines that the bros double teamed her, which seems a little creepy to me, notwithstanding my general prurient nature.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Not after clicking through that link.

I'd take the caretaker over the mom, if the third option was castration. fwiw. ymmv.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

You know nothing about the hip Minneapolis/St. Paul underground scene.

Quiet down. I have Hank believing that we still think Melt Banana is cutting edge.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Quiet down. I have Hank believing that we still think Melt Banana is cutting edge.

I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")

He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece

Cautionary warning from the article:

Londoner Rosie Reid, 18, reportedly slept with a 44-year-old BT engineer in a Euston hotel room after paying up.

But it didn't seem like she enjoyed the experience.

According to reports at the time, she said afterwards: "It was horrible. I felt nervous and scared."

Natalie's certainly hot, but perhaps the inexperience would mute the experience. For that price, I think I would skip the virgin thing and look for someone with some gravitas in the bedroom. Like a porn star.

eta: does a professional video come with the package, that could change my mind.......

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.

Open up the hamster wheel -- give your thoughts room to run.

CDF

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece

Looks out of Eliot Spitzer's price range.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.

I keep trying to think about it, but when I do, I get lightheaded and a little giggly. Is that what is supposed to happen?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I keep trying to think about it, but when I do, I get lightheaded and a little giggly. Is that what is supposed to happen?

thanks. my new years resolution is to make one person smile every
day. now i can retire.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.

O.K., there may be something to this. The Star Tribune lists the air temp as 18 below, although it may be a tiny bit warmer than that downtown. But on my way in to work, at least half the people walking down the street have no hat on. What. The. Fuck. ?. Studies show that you lose between 132 and 148% of you body heat from your head. Do these people not read studies? I assure you, their hair was not that spectacular.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

thanks. my new years resolution is to make one person smile every
day. now i can retire.

You're retiring? Bon chance, mon ami! Say "hi!" to Penske!