Objectively intelligent.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I want to know who actually talks to pollsters (or phone bankers) on the phone. With dozens of political calls every day during an election cycle, I don't pick up anything unless I know the number. I imagine most everyone else is the same. It can't be a good sample, no matter how many numbers they try.

I talk to them when they call.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Adder

I talk to them when they call.

I talk to them but hurry them off because I have to run down to target and get a thousand dollars in gift cards to send to the social security police in Pakistan in order to prevent my arrest.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

I talk to them but hurry them off because I have to run down to target and get a thousand dollars in gift cards to send to the social security police in Pakistan in order to prevent my arrest.

Funny, the only people I was able to sell tickets to were people with accents and last names that seemed like they were recent immigrants from countries like Pakistan and such.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

I talk to them but hurry them off because I have to run down to target and get a thousand dollars in gift cards to send to the social security police in Pakistan in order to prevent my arrest.

You know, you'd think no one falls for that crap, but I've had at least three or four calls from people with advanced degrees who are either halfway there with the gift cards or belatedly realize they got scammed and wonder if there's anything I could do about it.

Some of those scammers keep our guys strung along for days.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

I talk to them but hurry them off because I have to run down to target and get a thousand dollars in gift cards to send to the social security police in Pakistan in order to prevent my arrest.

They’re getting clever. A “Mark Anderson” with a thick Pakistani accent called a client last week and offered forbearance on a defaulted loan that’s in litigation. Told the client wire had to be sent by that afternoon. That means the scammer had to have accessed online dockets that require registration with the county in which the property is located.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

I talk to them but hurry them off because I have to run down to target and get a thousand dollars in gift cards to send to the social security police in Pakistan in order to prevent my arrest.

My car is subject to about 30 recalls and counting at this point. And the warranty people are calling incessantly as well.

My accounts with Wells Fargo have all been hacked also. And somebody urgently needs to talk to me about it. I wasn’t aware I had so many Wells Fargo accounts or actually any at all. But I’m glad someone’s protecting them.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

My point was you are fucking with a dumb teen. Be kind and just hang up.

Rudeness is rudeness. That kid should learn not to call people without their consent.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Rudeness is rudeness. That kid should learn not to call people without their consent.

What if they are just following orders?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

What if they are just following orders?

One man's Glengarry Glen Ross is another man's Judgment at Nuremberg.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

One man's Glengarry Glen Ross is another man's Judgment at Nuremberg.

whifferooooski! first def.

edit: although given that Ty still posts here maybe your explaining my joke so he can understand has merit?

[Icky Thump]

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status...287023624?s=20

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status...287023624?s=20

Someone warn Borat's daughter not to get mixed up with him?

[LessinSF]

Read the whole thing - https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/s...38525379350531

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Read the whole thing - https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/s...38525379350531

New Board Title:

“What standard of review should I apply?”

Rudy: “The normal one.”

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

New Board Title:

“What standard of review should I apply?”

Rudy: “The normal one.”

>>This is hilariously bad.

Rudy does not understand he needs to file a motion for leave before filing the amended complaint. He keeps saying he wants to file it.

Even I -- who only go to federal court when dragged -- know this.