Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It wasn't a schtick! It was a true story, and a happy memory from my not-reckless-enough youth when I still believed I'd be an English professor. It was precious, and to see it treated this way really fucking hurts.

There, there, my sweet. Let's not get upset over a little plankton. It's not like they're cute like Bambi.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
Nah, he's the schtick, you're the retort. No wonder you never made professor, with parsing skills like that.

Yay, I'm dumbest! Now I have a better excuse for my performance at work.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There, there, my sweet. Let's not get upset over a little plankton. It's not like they're cute like Bambi.

Or Spanky. If somebody shot Spanky, say with a nail gun, because he put out wind chimes to attract deer, I'd be really upset.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Again, my life is turned around. I too live my life under this kind of principle. Way back before all that "aerobic exercise" crap got studied, only poor women got exercise. If you had enough money, you sat on your ass eating.

Also, the whole "bathing is unhealthy" thing was in vogue. I subscribe to that view too.

Don't forget to have the doctor masturbate you to keep the dreaded "hysteria" away.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't forget to have the doctor masturbate you to keep the dreaded "hysteria" away.

I need to stop projecting an aura of calm when I go to the doctor's office.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fuck living to 50. How the fuck was anybody ever born?!

(I want sushi, and I want beer, and I want it now.)

You can probably do whip-its. Stop off at Kitchen Kapers on the way home.

I used to meander in there in a suit on Friday and pick up three boxes of the old nitrous. The old lady behind the counter was utterly confused. She'd just give me this disapproving look. She knew I was not making whipped cream, but was never really sure what I was up to.

I can almost see her turning and whispering to her co-worker. "I know he's putting those in his anus, Mabel."

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can probably do whip-its. Stop off at Kitchen Kapers on the way home.

I used to meander in there in a suit on Friday and pick up three boxes of the old nitrous. The old lady behind the counter was utterly confused. She'd just give me this disapproving look. She knew I was not making whipped cream, but was never really sure what I was up to.

I can almost see her turning and whispering to her co-worker. "I know he's putting those in his anus, Mabel."

It took me a second to figure out what you were talking about. I think I was distracted by the idea that you would shop at a cutely named store, even for untraditional reasons.

I think I've ranted about this before, but I fucking HATE cutely named shoppes and avoid them on principle. Would it really confuse people if you spelled it Kitchen Capers? It's still alliterative even if you don't fucking spell Capers with a K, dimwitted shoppe owner!!

By the way, is anybody else mistaking Sebby-with-an-avatar for Coltrane?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
By the way, is anybody else mistaking Sebby-with-an-avatar for Coltrane?

Yes. It's disconcerting, possibly even hysteria inducing. I obviously need treatment.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I need to stop projecting an aura of calm when I go to the doctor's office.

"How was your day at the office, honey?"

"Well, Miss Parsons from over in Herndale had wicked hysteria. I think she gave me the carpal tunnel."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't forget to have the doctor masturbate you to keep the dreaded "hysteria" away.

Does it have to be a doctor? Can I have a young NBC flunky do it instead?

And, like rp and RT, I think you are Coltrane now with the avatar.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Will some kind fb'er in or near to the Detroit area please check up on Hank? He hasn't been posting much, and the posts he does make are awfully low-key, even bordering on depressed. I know he's neither blonde, nor a woman, nor strangely into deer, but for god sakes his sudden disappearance should create a little concern/airplay. You all should be fucking ashamed.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes. It's disconcerting, possibly even hysteria inducing. I obviously need treatment.

I have found the Device depicted below to be Fool-Proof in the relief of Feminine Discomfort, no doubt due to its Modern Electric Design.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Will some kind fb'er in or near to the Detroit area please check up on Hank? He hasn't been posting much, and the posts he does make are awfully low-key, even bordering on depressed. I know he's neither blonde, nor a woman, nor strangely into deer, but for god sakes his sudden disappearance should create a little concern/airplay. You all should be fucking ashamed.

Maybe someone should masturbate him. It's good for the mental health.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Will some kind fb'er in or near to the Detroit area please check up on Hank? He hasn't been posting much, and the posts he does make are awfully low-key, even bordering on depressed. I know he's neither blonde, nor a woman, nor strangely into deer, but for god sakes his sudden disappearance should create a little concern/airplay. You all should be fucking ashamed.

What if we are already fucking ashamed, but about other things?

BTW, FWIW, I still don't know what happened to Bilmore, so if we're firing up the Mystery Machine maybe someone could clear that one up first.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
By the way, is anybody else mistaking Sebby-with-an-avatar for Coltrane?

Yes, and it's rocking my world.

Actually it's annoying.