A frolic in Cambodia - Page 259

Replaced_Texan · 12-01-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, everyone, observe this. This was helpful.

Though, I'm not sure how one would cut wood and melamine. It seems like it might involve a saw or something.

So are you retracting the retraction?

ltl/fb · 12-01-2004, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So are you retracting the retraction?

I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

bill killer · 12-01-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was thinking more like this: http://www.thecontainerstore.com/bro...6&PRODID=71203

I had those in a rental. Didn't like them; they worked OK initially, but over time the runners gummed up and the "easy" gliding action wasn't.

NotFromHere · 12-01-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

See. And this is where the taut-abbed guy comes in handy.
Why do you not listen to our advice?

ltl/fb · 12-01-2004, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by bill killer
I had those in a rental. Didn't like them; they worked OK initially, but over time the runners gummed up and the "easy" gliding action wasn't.

I would think the ones you posted would gum up equally easily.

God, this is depressing. Actually, something else is depressing and this is just compounding it.

baltassoc · 12-01-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by bill killer
What about installing those pull-out rolling shelves? This place claims it is an easy DIY project, and the prices do not seem to be bank-breaking. Perhaps you can have the taut-abbed guy install them after he finishes painting. http://rollingshelves.com/

IKEA has a similar product, although bill killer's link is probably more customizable.

That's what I was thinking of in particular, but there are all sorts of little things in the kitchen section at IKEA that might help use the space effectively. The Container Store probably has even more, but is (if I recall, there isn't one nearby me) more expensive.

But yeah, mostly what you need are rolling shelves.

Anne Elk · 12-01-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

Is that the ass-fucking joke?

bill killer · 12-01-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think the ones you posted would gum up equally easily.

God, this is depressing. Actually, something else is depressing and this is just compounding it.

The difference in gumminess is the magic of the wheel. "Easy" sliders have no wheel; rolling shelves do. Big difference.

Sorry to hear you're depressed. Perhaps joining us in fantasizing about the taut-abbed handyman would help. (I wasn't taunting you; I just like the visual.) Maybe your local Home Despot has some kind of trainee program where you can get a journeyman laborer for cheap - though, now that I think about it, I don't recall HD having the most taut-abbed staff. Sorry. (Heh, I said "staff".)

Alex_de_Large · 12-01-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

There you go with the assfucking jokes again...

ETA: Anne beat me to it

Gattigap · 12-01-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

See? You don't need those sex books after all.

So while I may not be sending you RT's books on the History of the Penis et al, I can send you the gallery pages of SS's upcoming book, History of the Shape Shafter: From Fossilized Remains to Online Domains. Penguin Books, (c) 2005 (projected).

They say that ghostwriters never take credit, so let's just say that I know the author, okay?

Early reviews have been positive.

* "Two Shafters Up: Way Up!" -- Ebert and Roeper

* "Oh, my God, this is erotic. Do you have his number?" -- Eva Longoria

* "Tracing the history of the Thafter from ancient Thumeria to Modern-day online commerth, Thape Thafter's first book ith a Mutht Read!" -- Gene Shalit

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-01-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
There you go with the assfucking jokes again...

ETA: Anne beat me to it

I think fringey beat both of you to it.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 12-01-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There are non-removable shelves. If you think of shelves as a spreadsheet, there is one standard-width (not wide, not narrow) column with about 5 rows. The top row is pretty high.

SS, from this female's perspective, you having a sharp point on your penis is not a plus.

Until you mentioned the shelves, I was thinking grow lights. Bummer about the shelves.

ltl/fb · 12-01-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by bill killer
The difference in gumminess is the magic of the wheel. "Easy" sliders have no wheel; rolling shelves do. Big difference.

Sorry to hear you're depressed. Perhaps joining us in fantasizing about the taut-abbed handyman would help. (I wasn't taunting you; I just like the visual.) Maybe your local Home Despot has some kind of trainee program where you can get a journeyman laborer for cheap - though, now that I think about it, I don't recall HD having the most taut-abbed staff. Sorry. (Heh, I said "staff".)

Mmm, staff.

Since I do not have a container store available to me, I am actually looking at ones with wheels.

Anyway.

I have a feeling that if there are taut-abbed laborers at my local HD, they will be gay. Flamingly so.

Gatti, if you had read RT's post, you would know that pounding away in-and-out, in-and-out does not do it for women. Yes, that does indeed mean that your wife may be faking.

Unless we are really talking about ass-fucking, and then pounding is bad but in-and-out may do it. Especially for those of us with prostate glands.

notcasesensitive · 12-01-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Gatti, if you had read RT's post, you would know that pounding away in-and-out, in-and-out does not do it for women. Yes, that does indeed mean that your wife may be faking.

Unless we are really talking about ass-fucking, and then pounding is bad but in-and-out may do it. Especially for those of us with prostate glands.

clarify "does not do it for women." your generalization may be too broad.

Gattigap · 12-01-2004, 06:40 PM

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Gatti, if you had read RT's post, you would know that pounding away in-and-out, in-and-out does not do it for women. .... Unless we are really talking about ass-fucking, and then pounding is bad but in-and-out may do it. Especially for those of us with prostate glands.

Studies have shown that one of the wonderful features of the ShapeShafter is its multiple uses. (p34).