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09-14-2006, 08:33 PM
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#3871
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no I'm cool. I'm been talking to a stand up who is like at comedy college and shit, em says three jokes and move on, so I still got one more bit- heh, Jeffrey Dahmer had 100s of bits.......Oh shit, now I'm done
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you are starting to remind me of my recent Louis C.K. ["Lucky Louie"] stand up show. He has like two schticks, one mostly of how his wife doesn't want sex so much and what he does to release pressure. over and over. Funny, but....yeah, like the hands jokes the tenth time. |
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09-14-2006, 08:33 PM
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#3872
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no I'm cool. I'm been talking to a stand up who is like at comedy college and shit, em says three jokes and move on, so I still got one more bit- heh, Jeffrey Dahmer had 100s of bits.......Oh shit, now I'm done
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The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 08:35 PM
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#3873
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,147
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.
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Really? you did more than 3? I guess with your boyish charm we didn't get tired of it.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-14-2006, 08:38 PM
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#3874
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Really? you did more than 3? I guess with your boyish charm we didn't get tired of it.
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Toooo-shay.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 08:42 PM
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#3875
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.
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Your skill and slave's cock could set records. |
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09-14-2006, 08:45 PM
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#3876
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
Your skill and slave's cock could set records.
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Double toooo-shay.
Where did this sock come from? Is it funnier with avatars turned on?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 08:46 PM
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#3877
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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wonder woman
That is my favorite scene from the OC. I love the line "What am I, 8?" -- delivered brilliantly by Samaire Armstrong, before she turned into a bad transvestite on Entourage era.
This is an inspired choice. |
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09-14-2006, 09:23 PM
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#3878
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Back when rock-n-roll meant something.
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My sister loved them. It's just one of many reasons I had to throw her in the closet and lock the door whenever my parents went out.
Which they did every S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-14-2006, 09:24 PM
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#3879
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Right away, Chief. Prune martini and Jimmy Dorsey, stat!
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Have Jimmy bring that young eye-talian fella he has sing with him and his brother. What's his name? Frank something?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-14-2006, 10:40 PM
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#3880
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by taxwonk
My sister loved them. It's just one of many reasons I had to throw her in the closet and lock the door whenever my parents went out.
Which they did every S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night.
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There was a Sid and Marty Kroft amusement park in the Omni Hotel in downtown Atlanta in the mid-70's. My family was coincidentally there the week it opened, and my brother, my mother and I got stuck on a ride that was a giant pinball machine that you ricocheted around in a pinball-shaped car.
I seem to recall that we were on the local news after that incident.
I also recall a restaurant called something like "Pitty-Pat's Porch" where the waitress kindly brought me Shirley Temple after Shirley Temple, probably starting my love afair with cocktails.
Off to pack. La de dah.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-14-2006, 11:04 PM
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#3881
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Deer Lowad
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Welcome to the world of hot Christian love.
The San Diego Church of Christ is Beam’s sponsoring group today, but as far as he is concerned it could be any conservative Christian denomination. The message would be the same: Married Christians ought to be having more — and hotter — sex.
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So why should the heathens get to have all the fun!  |
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09-14-2006, 11:29 PM
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#3882
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Deer Lowad
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Originally posted by Fugee
So why should the heathens get to have all the fun!
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Gotta have fun now while we can before, you know, that whole fiery pits of hell thing. |
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09-14-2006, 11:30 PM
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#3883
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Orangina
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
and I'm sad that they don't make this bra in my size:
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That's a problem easily solved with one trip to Michael's (or whatever craft store they have in Houston).
ETA: Once again proving I'm tmdiva's sock puppet.
Last edited by Fugee; 09-14-2006 at 11:44 PM..
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09-14-2006, 11:43 PM
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#3884
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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I Hate Macy's
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fuck Macy's. That POS second-rate store replaced our beloved Marshall Fields. I wouldn't mind that much if Macy's didn't sell completely worthless, lesser-quality crap. But they do.
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Damn straight. Even though I still called the stores here Daytons. |
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09-15-2006, 08:07 AM
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#3885
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,147
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Regionalist Fuck?
So one of my clients is maybe being bought. Last night I got an email from the lawyer for purchaser saying "the deal is headed south fast."
Thing is, he is in Atlanta. I don't know if the phrase grew from some implication that the South is bad or broken, but whatever the origin I would think a Georgian lawyer would not use it, simply because it would seem to imply the negative.
Maybe he thinks it means Mexican?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-15-2006 at 08:28 AM..
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