More pie - Page 26

barely_legal · 08-31-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ah, the annual FB Vagina dentata discussion is back. Where is that person who started that conversation way back when (I forget who it was)?

That would be me. And that's why I'm such a valued member of the fb community, despite my less-than-prolific posting.

How can you forget the vagina dentata story? My b-i-l is afraid of cunnilingus b/c he thinks that vaginas look like the scary pulsating closet from Poltergeist and that movie scared the shit out of him as a child. I can't make this stuff up.

Not Bob · 08-31-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did one of those teams switch Conferences?

Yeah, I heard that Toronto went to the Campbell Conference.

(Doh!)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-31-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
It is a long way from SF to Alo Palto. Especially drunk on 280 at three AM.

Even longer when you keep looking for the exit for Alo Palto.

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 09:33 AM

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How can you forget the vagina dentata story? My b-i-l is afraid of cunnilingus b/c he thinks that vaginas look like the scary pulsating closet from Poltergeist and that movie scared the shit out of him as a child. I can't make this stuff up.

And that is considered "normal"?

barely_legal · 08-31-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And that is considered "normal"?

Who the fuck said anything about normal?

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Who the fuck said anything about normal?

I thought I was on "ignore" at the threat of being *shunned* by Spank-Master.

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 09:40 AM

Is waayyy too funny almost a pale facsimile of Fuggers but funny shit

http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/30/...al_present.php

Aww yeah, Vida Guerrera bring tips to bring you from festive and chubby to hot hot hot, check it.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/30/vida-b...ur-cell-phone/

barely_legal · 08-31-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought I was on "ignore" at the threat of being *shunned* by Spank-Master.

If you're going to respond to my post, RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POST, don't quote me and then just say random shit. What the hell is wrong with you?

And Spanky loves me no matter what stupid pointless shit I may do, including talking to you.

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
If you're going to respond to my post, RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POST, don't quote me and then just say random shit. What the hell is wrong with you?

And Spanky loves me no matter what stupid pointless shit I may do, including talking to you.

Okay I am responding. You have always been and always will be immature and reactive like nuclear. I asked a simple question and you bug out for no reason. You suffer from STFU disease big time.

barely_legal · 08-31-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Okay I am responding. You have always been and always will be immature and reactive like nuclear. I asked a simple question and you bug out for no reason. You suffer from STFU disease big time.

Of course I'm immature -- I don't have the stabilizing influence of a husband and children to make me realize what is really important in life and to help me realize that I don't have to actually respond to every fucking post, whether it concerns me or not.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-31-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Of course I'm immature -- I don't have the stabilizing influence of a husband and children to make me realize what is really important in life and to help me realize that I don't have to actually respond to every fucking post, whether it concerns me or not.

Maybe you should think about moving somewhere high-octane.

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Of course I'm immature -- I don't have the stabilizing influence of a husband and children to make me realize what is really important in life and to help me realize that I don't have to actually respond to every fucking post, whether it concerns me or not.

there's a logic break here. you need to delete the "don't", I think.

Hank Chinaski · 08-31-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe you should think about moving somewhere high-octane.

What SF tourist attractions are safest for pedestrians from crazed drivers? Crooked street seems like it would have lots of ways to dodge the car- the Embarcadaro not so much. Any advice for making it across the intersection of Haight and Ashbury.

I was in the Haight on April 20- dude.

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe you should think about moving somewhere high-octane.

Yeah, if you kick it up a notch maybe that will the right mix of high-octane and xanax and off kilter that will make you a little more stabilized. [Barely, not Ty]

patentparanyc · 08-31-2006, 10:09 AM

Enraged CT Patent Atty Attacks--wow it is the quiet ones ya have to watch. That pocket protector is surely misleading

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionaln..._i__alpert.htm