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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I thought that was

1 Book of J Geils 28 (yeah yeah)

but I could be wrong.

Yeah, Sebby's memory has just been sold.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I was with my ex-wife. Something about pulling out my dick and having blood all over it doesn't appeal to me at all. With my current SO, her flow is almost non-existent, so it hasn't been an issue. But I don't think she's into it either.

And the reason I may be averse to it is because one time, freshman year, I was eating this girl out the day before she had to leave to go home. It was very dark and I was all about it. I thought she was unusually excited given how wet she was, but didn't think anything of it. I passed out when we were done without washing up. The next morning, I walked her to the bus to the airport, and while waving good bye, noticed some dark crusty matter on my fingernails (near the cuticles). I looked closer and realized that it was blood and was thoroughly grossed the hell out. Went back to shower, looked in the mirror and had some dried blood on the corners of my mouth too. Was pretty pissed she didn't tell me she was in the middle of her period.

TM

I just TUIMMALB.


Agree with the anal/blowjob only on Day 1, and thereafter, no such restrictions. I have had LUVAHS who didn't mind at all (though maybe those guys were just faking it to please me), but have found that suggesting receptacles A and C (I may have the terminology wrong, but you all know what I mean) in the alternative has never been unwelcomed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I thought that was

1 Book of J Geils 28 (yeah yeah)

but I could be wrong.

Oh, my God. My cheesy classic rock cred has just been shredded.

ETA: How the fuck did I confuse the "Our Love's in Jeopardy" guy with Peter Wolf? Nice call.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I have had two boyfriends that liked it. Actually liked it.*

Are you sure this isn't a subset of wanting to please women so they put on a show of really liking it? Men talk pretty frankly about sex when there aren't women around but not one of my acquaintance has said anything about can't wait to suck down some period blood while giving head.

I'm not saying there aren't men who can't wait to eat a woman out when she's on her period, just that I've never heard men saying that when there are just men around. Guys -- what do you think? Do I just know non-period pussy eaters or is GWNC engaging in wishful thinking?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I bet if you don't use the registry, you tailor your gift choice to the tastes of the couple to receive the gift.

TM

Yes, well. True. And I have a particular aversion to that quote because I think it's used by people that have absolutely no originality whatsoever, and the bride and groom always stick it to the relative that they can't figure out what else to do in the wedding. If you're stuck with needing something from the Bible, the Song of Solomon is downright sexy. Use that instead.

My favorite recent reading at a wedding was this children's book. It worked perfectly for the bride and groom in question.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Sorry - you may have said that, but that was not the position at the beginning of the discussion.

Don't think so.

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Right, because this board is completely representative of the universe of women. hahaha!

It doesn't have to be, genius. But don't let that stop your insane laughter. The point is that those women exist and we've gotten head from them.*

TM

*And they're most likely better at it than you.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I would think that a religious item meant for use in a religion that is monotheastic, based on a goddess from a religion that is pretty polytheastic, would be, at least, weird.

Yes. That's sort of my take on things too. I realize that the intent here is to merge cultures, but I'm not sure that this is the best way to do it.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I thought that was

1 Book of J Geils 28 (yeah yeah)

but I could be wrong.

If you think you could be wrong, you are wrong.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

The chips remain unopened on the shelf. I guess I don't want an open marriage OR anal.

I have a new sex question for the board, since I'm tired of reading about bjs (not tired of giving them so don't start up again, but definitely tired of reading about them).

How many men here are reluctant to have sex with their wife/parter/etc. when she's on her period? And I want honest answers, not "I'm a sex god and up for anything to make my woman happy" answers.

No interest in earning red wings but I'm a sex god (minor deity at least) and up for it (at least if she gives me a bj first )

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Me neither. BIDKWBNBMASKID.

(But I Do Know What B N B Means, And She Knows I Do.)



ETA: Now I get it, but wonder how long the dick in question has to be for that to help things.

Okay, now I'm confused. I thought this was just some boring argument about blowjobs (boring because it wasn't about me getting a blowjob), but now I have a brain teaser to work on. Who have dtb, ncs, and BnB all blown?

One tube of Lay's stackables (low salt) to the winner!

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Depends on the woman. If she's a geyser, I wouldn't be so psyched. If she's low flow, it's all go.

But alcohol can change that policy quickly.

Bloody 'ell, mate.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

How many men here are reluctant to have sex with their wife/parter/etc. when she's on her period? And I want honest answers, not "I'm a sex god and up for anything to make my woman happy" answers.

It's fine by me, but let me know if it you are going to be high flow in general or just that night because the Salvation Army won't take stained mattresses, as I learned the hard way.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Who have dtb, ncs, and BnB all blown?

One tube of Lay's stackables (low salt) to the winner!

Didn't they all work at Friendly's together or something? Was it the assistant regional manager of Friendly's?

Winner - ME!!

Originally Posted by LessinSF

It's fine by me, but let me know if it you are going to be high flow in general or just that night because the Salvation Army won't take stained mattresses, as I learned the hard way.

Getting told your shit's too rank for Sal's Army is a real moment of clarity.

That's why all of my old clothes go in contractor bags by the curb.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I have had two boyfriends that liked it. Actually liked it.* Anyway, for the rest of them, it is not really their cup of tea. I don't really like having sex on my period anyway.

My current boyfriend doesn't like sex on Day 1 but any other day is fine. I assume you are excluding anal. My experience is that most men are up for that no matter what day it is.

*Weirdos.

most women I've been with aren't into it, so I don't have much experience- BUT, I just remember a pathetic memory that formed my opinion on the subject back when it was still hypothetical-

one piece of "eroticia" I had as a kid was the novel North Dallas 40 (which is not a dirty book, but does include a few fuck scenes). there is this one part where the quarterback and the receiver pick up two women, and the receiver's girl just gives him a BJ, but won't let him do anything else. He falls asleep and is awaken by the quarterback banging the receiver's girl, who is spreading blood everywhere- the quarterback turns to the receiver and says, "I told her I'd go wading in the Red River anytime, i just wouldn't drink from it!"

i think it is a Texas reference?

Poll: if you were lucky enough to get invited to Thurgreed's wedding, wouldn't you just give cash, to avoid the deconstruction?