A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Hmm. I guess she had husbands. I need salt.

No, you need a salt licK:

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I'm still thinking plastic champagne flutes wins for pure white trash cred.

Can I get bonus points because the return address on them was in West Virginia?

Had the flutes also come with a pouch of Red Man, then we could talk.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

I still don't understand why you haven't yet realized that we were meant for each other. It's like you ignore all the signs, even the ones I pay that guy on 53rd to wear around lunchtime. Oh, and I think your restraining order needs renewal.

plus, since you don't wash much your body is a natural salt source- c'mon man sell the cards you've been dealt.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Did you pull that out of the left, or right side of your ass?

Oddly enough, the only part of my ass I can pull something out of is the middle. I'm pretty sure that this is the same for all people.

Do you hate going down so much that you have you squeeze your eyes shut when you do it?

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

How many men here are reluctant to have sex with their wife/parter/etc. when she's on her period? And I want honest answers, not "I'm a sex god and up for anything to make my woman happy" answers.

It has never bothered me (not a plus, but no deterrent), but the very idea is completely unacceptable to my wife.

S_A_M

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

what is weird is that once you admitted all that you suddenly switched field, and dug in your heels to argue you're some fuck godess. it doesn't add up, meaning you're being phony, which is the single biggest crime you can commit here.

She's only phony because men can't handle the truth.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by dtb

I don't get it.

This, my friends, is the single biggest crime you can commit here.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Aw, fuck. Now I'm visualizing a bunch of Leviticus picture frames.

Job.

S_A_M

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

The chips remain unopened on the shelf. I guess I don't want an open marriage OR anal.

I have a new sex question for the board, since I'm tired of reading about bjs (not tired of giving them so don't start up again, but definitely tired of reading about them).

How many men here are reluctant to have sex with their wife/parter/etc. when she's on her period? And I want honest answers, not "I'm a sex god and up for anything to make my woman happy" answers.

Not me. w/r/t oral, I'm fine with it but approach it a little differently (a little more, shall we say, focused)

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

On the other hand perhaps it's fair to say the entire RSV of the bible is hallmark quality. (Hi Atticus!)

Nothing that God, Moses, Jesus, the prophets, or the apostles have ever written was incapable of being diminished by being engraved onto an object available for purchase at Things Remembered.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Why is it so hard for you to read what is written versus trying to find something behind the words?

A word to the wise: Don't ask him to click through to blogs, either.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

We got one of those too! Except it was terracotta. Hideous. From my ex-husband's father's second wife.*

*he had three wives -- as did my ex-husband's mother. Competitive lot.

Your ex-husband's mother had three wives?!? How progressive! Were they Mormons?

[tmdiva]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Song of Solomon

Okay, what is the most widely-accepted title for this book of the Old Testament? Mormons use the KJV, which says Song of Solomon. I thought other religions were more likely to call it Song of Songs.

I ask because the choir I'm singing in has a concert this weekend, and I'm helping edit the program notes. All the singers are Mos, but we expect many non-Mos in the audience and don't want to offend. One of our songs has text pulled from the Song of Solomon/Songs (Set me as a seal upon your heart . . . ). What say you all?

tm

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I ignore the registry all the time.

I ignored the registry until my own wedding. Since then, I've also gone with the registry. I thought registries were crass, but I'm convinced now that they help avoid much worse problems.