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04-30-2004, 06:39 PM
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#3991
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Paigow sighted
My IT department has some really fucked up and inconsistent filters.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-30-2004, 06:44 PM
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#3992
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,123
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Not Me Sighted Today
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04-30-2004, 06:52 PM
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#3993
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,123
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Taxwonk Sighted
Funny pic (not nude) but it was too big to post, which is funnie in an of itself - http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/I-beat-it.jpg
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04-30-2004, 07:14 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,123
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For anyone with a cat avatar
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04-30-2004, 07:24 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Who's the King[----]?
Deleted to make TM happy.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 05-11-2004 at 10:05 PM..
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04-30-2004, 07:27 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Not Me Sighted Today
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
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You are so obsessed with me. Take a number. There are many in line ahead of
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-30-2004, 08:27 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
If I had known there was lording over going on I would have got here sooner.
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Well then thank goodness you're here. I have been lorded over like Traci. It can be so intimidating at times that I am afraid to post. It has probably halved my post count. Thankfully I still have my primary sock.
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04-30-2004, 09:56 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,150
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I want to love you (PYT) pretty young thing
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nicely done. Now I need your help with this one.
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Fantasy world go away!
Not to spoil your fun, but Michael Jackson wouldn't find you attractive Shapey, because, listen closely, YOU ARE TOO OLD. you can brazil wax your genitals, it won't matter, he won't see it, you very breath smells of ennui.
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04-30-2004, 10:03 PM
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#3999
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,150
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just a sample
I'm posting this not because i think fat people are funny. nope. this bitch makes you date her for 2 months before putting out....
confidentially this is an attempt to make less be my friend... |
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04-30-2004, 11:03 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
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Your questions do not list two mutually exclusive alternatives. 1) she is bangable, 2) I would not stray if married to her because I think that is tacky, 3) I'd be willing to give breaking her in the half the old college try as they say.
Edited to fix the horrible grammar b/c I want dtb to like me.
Last edited by lookingformarket; 04-30-2004 at 11:08 PM..
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04-30-2004, 11:09 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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just a sample
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this bitch makes you date her for 2 months before putting out....
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What a slut. Good girls wait at least 3 months.
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Last edited by Not Me; 05-01-2004 at 02:14 AM..
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05-01-2004, 01:12 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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sad, sad, sad
I confirmed today that the cute guy who generally parks near where I park has indeed gotten rid of his acceptable* sedan and gotten an SUV instead. How fucking depressing.
And, country stations are good for driving if there's nothing interesting to look at because the songs are more likely to tell a story. Like a guy meeting a girl at something like the county fair, and he has BBQ sauce on his shirt, and he likes the look of her in her miniskirt, and they skip stones at the river by the RR tracks, and he kisses her (whether they go further is not clear), and then they part -- only to meet again on a plane to New Orleans, where they recognize each other and both remember their happy day together. There may have been a third verse, but the weather was getting bad and I started thinking about that. Anyway, the story factor is good, but I bet the songs get dull once you have the story down. Like rereading the same REAAAAALY short story over and over.
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05-01-2004, 02:07 AM
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#4003
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My favorite is people who say you should wear a condom if you're giving a blow job. If you think you need a condom to blow a guy, you ought not to be blowing the motherfucker.
I don't understand chicks who'll suck you off at the drop of a dime but won't fuck you until "it feels right." I think its a hell of a lot more personal to be up front and personal with someone's short and curlies than fuck him. Would you rather collect pubes on your eyelashes and get a mouth full of cloroxy oyster sludge or just spread 'em and hope he's good. I'd rather have to wash my genitals than my face after sex, but that's just me...
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I would rather wash my genitals than my face.
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05-01-2004, 03:11 AM
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#4004
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Once and Future Mod
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The Slough of Despair
Posts: 40
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would rather wash my genitals than my face.
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05-01-2004, 09:33 AM
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#4005
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Injecting a degree of randomness
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Seen this morning while paying large amounts of $$$ for gas: One incredibly ancient couple, were easily into their 90s. Wife stayed in the car, husband moved around okay but only considering his age.
Their vehicle of choice? A newish, jet black V-8 Chevy Camaro.
WTF? Did they stop making Buicks and Crown Vics or something? If you're going to have a midlife crisis and buy your teenage wet dream vehicle, why wait until you're 90ish?
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Cut them a break, they don't make Model T's anymore.
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