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08-16-2004, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I also dislike shopping. My friends who are big shoppers like to go out and look at stuff even if they aren't planning to buy it now. I've never gotten that. I will shop if I have a purpose AND I haven't found the item online or it is something that I have to try on (e.g., an interview suit). Otherwise I don't go near a mall. Especially around Christmas. I haven't shopped for Christmas gifts in a mall in about 5 years.
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Christmas shopping is an exception. Christmas (Holiday, whatever) shopping sucks. Sucks sucks sucks. I don't know how some people really get into standing in line all morning to go shopping at 7:00 am the day after Thanksgiving. I'd rather just sleep.
On the other hand, I love to shop. I avoid sales. That makes shopping more pleasurable. I am a small sized person and wear a shoe size smaller than a 6. Which means I can only shop at certain stores. The selection of stores gets smaller every day. I have to try clothing on and usually have to have my stuff altered. Sleeves and/or pants shortened. I can rarely buy work clothing off-the-rack. Casual clothes, I don't care.
Shopping is fun. Buying new things is fun.
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08-16-2004, 01:53 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Christmas shopping is an exception. Christmas (Holiday, whatever) shopping sucks. Sucks sucks sucks. I don't know how some people really get into standing in line all morning to go shopping at 7:00 am the day after Thanksgiving. I'd rather just sleep.
On the other hand, I love to shop. I avoid sales. That makes shopping more pleasurable. I am a small sized person and wear a shoe size smaller than a 6. Which means I can only shop at certain stores. The selection of stores gets smaller every day. I have to try clothing on and usually have to have my stuff altered. Sleeves and/or pants shortened. I can rarely buy work clothing off-the-rack. Casual clothes, I don't care.
Shopping is fun. Buying new things is fun.
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You weren't by any chance, a contestant on "The Littlest Groom", were you?
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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08-16-2004, 01:56 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Can your lube do this?
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08-16-2004, 01:58 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Speaking of the Olympics
I have sworn up and down that I keep seeing Kerri Strug (the gymnast who landed on one foot, to clinch the women's team gold or somethign like that) on the streets of D.C. around my office. I'd point her out and people would say "nah, that's not her. Bunny, how do you even recall what she looks like?"
So, I'm at a party this weekend and I find out that one of the Bunnyman's friends just hooked up with her in a bar, that she works in D.C. very close to my office. I feel so vinidacted.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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08-16-2004, 02:00 PM
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#4025
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I'm at a party this weekend and I find out that one of the Bunnyman's friends just hooked up with her in a bar, that she works in D.C. very close to my office. I feel so vinidacted.
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There was an article in the Post about her recently. She's something like an executive assistant for a deputy treasury secretary.
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08-16-2004, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I have sworn up and down that I keep seeing Kerri Strug (the gymnast who landed on one foot, to clinch the women's team gold or somethign like that) on the streets of D.C. around my office. I'd point her out and people would say "nah, that's not her. Bunny, how do you even recall what she looks like?"
So, I'm at a party this weekend and I find out that one of the Bunnyman's friends just hooked up with her in a bar, that she works in D.C. very close to my office. I feel so vinidacted.
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Is that the board equivalent of "redacted," and if so, is it better than the ignore feature?
TM
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08-16-2004, 02:03 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I feel so vinidacted.
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sometimes I feel pteredacted.
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08-16-2004, 02:05 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Can your lube do this?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
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Melissa Stark is doing lube ads?
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08-16-2004, 02:06 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why wouldn't they?
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Notwithstanding its many miles of majestic coastline, Norway is known more for its fjords than its beaches. The first hit on my Google search told me about beaches near Norway, Michigan (which does not have its own beach volleyball team at the Olympics, alas). Lacking a coastline (no offense to Lake Geneva), Switzerland probably has fewer beaches still, though modern technology and market forces are great things.
eta: STP. I'm just happy to see the Norwegian players there. Didn't mean any slight to Norway, and I'm hoping to see its fine beaches next year.
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08-16-2004, 02:08 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is that the board equivalent of "redacted," and if so, is it better than the ignore feature?
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for me vini-dacted is when I go back and delete shit I posted after drinking a little.
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08-16-2004, 02:09 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Switzerland probably has fewer beaches still, though modern technology and market forces are great things.
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You mean Switzerland, home country of the America's Cup? No beaches? No ocean? What's the world coming to?
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08-16-2004, 02:09 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
sometimes I feel pteredacted.
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I always wanted that dinosaur to be pronounced PETERdactyl. In fact, I would want my daughter Chlamydia's brother to be named Peterdactyl.
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08-16-2004, 02:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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You're Entering a World of Lebowski
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2004, 02:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Norway has many beaches. I was serious. Why wouldn't they have a beach volleyball team?
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If I was funny, I would be able to turn this into a joke with "Norwegian Wood" as a punchline.
Alas, I am not.
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08-16-2004, 02:13 PM
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#4035
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Speaking of the Olympics
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
for me vini-dacted is when I go back and delete shit I posted after drinking a little.
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This is usually done for me.
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