Lamest k race win ever

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

But what's with his pants?

This is the best iteration of this-type-of-post ever.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

But what's with his pants?

Nothing that triple-pleated dockers wouldn't cure.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Let me get this straight: You drank mediocre scotch, tried to fuck your wife, got turned down, and spent the evening cleaning dried puke from your kid's bed? And you went into this thinking it was a post-worthy evening?

"Douche" would be an aspiration for you.

Schlimazels do not aspire to be shmendricks.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

There is no context, outside of imprisonment, in which discussing a 95% probability of getting laid on a given night can sound anything other than douche-y.

Unless it was Adder and then it might be the other d-word = delusional.

Sorry Adder, it was such a softball I just couldn't resist.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Unless it was Adder and then it might be the other d-word = delusional.

Sorry Adder, it was such a softball I just couldn't resist.

See if I ever baseless imply that your'e hot again.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

See??!!

Flower tried to sell me on the quintuple-pleated Eddie Bauer khakis, but I had to stop at four.

I go with the plain front myself. It looks more fly. Especially when I flash a little leg with my over-the-calf herringbone socks.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

It was an attempt to reference a generic category of scotches for a fine occassion (e.g., not just the everyday drinking 15 year olds or even 18 year olds and certainly not the commodity that Atticus drinks). I'd put that 19 year old Laphraoig in the group, since I actually like it more than the 28 year old, and it's a world better than the 18.

They've now run out of the 19 at the Distillery, and apparently don't have plans to release another one. I may have to look for a couple bottles to put away.

All this meshugganeh talk about expensive paint thinner. Oy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

All this meshugganeh talk about expensive paint thinner. Oy.

I know, it's like that Rembrandt. It's just some a little paint, yet they make such a deal of it!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

This is the best iteration of this-type-of-post ever.

let's tone down the rhetoric here?

[Atticus Grinch]

"I was just remembering how normal your vagina used to look, compared to now. {Shakes head} It's like an open-face Reuben." -- OB-GYN on "Children's Hospital" on Adult Swim.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Damn, you're right, mixing posters.

Still, she cooks. And I'm sure she's hot.

I may have reason to be in NYC tomorrow evening and Thursday, and note Penske is there. It is still tentative, but are there summit possibilities?

Tentative, but I may be open for dinner tomorrow (Wed)......you know my contact

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

BTW, AON, last night was a 5% night,.

I won that bet!

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Schlimazels do not aspire to be shmendricks.

Epic Fail!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Tentative, but I may be open for dinner tomorrow (Wed)......you know my contact

My trip is off. We're doing the meeting by phone because most of the NYers won't even be there.

Alas, there are so many good places for dinner in the city.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Tentative, but I may be open for dinner tomorrow (Wed)......you know my contact

Please find out if GGG is also an insufferable bore IRL.