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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Nice ride! Must really pull in the nerd chicks with that one!

I think it's cute. And it would help me remember that it's the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974, not the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1976.

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
This shit may only happen to me, but in case anyone can offer advice, I will take it.

I hooked up with a close friend of 12 years with whom I had never previously done anything with. We've talked. We're cool. But we are going to Cuba together in January. The issue is that, normally, sex to her is tied up with a shitload of baggage about love and children, blah, blah, blah. So, do I book rooms with one queen or two twins?

I knew I should have gone to the Cal tailgate.

PS - the answer is "None of the Above". A King Bed allows you to either hook up or go your own separate ways with a DMZ.

[SlaveNoMore]

y Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Two queens.

You knew this already.

Fag.

[SlaveNoMore]

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
That's good. Because, you know, we're all pretty certain that if we had to list the posters on this board in order of prettyness, you'd be listed at least 20 spots south of Penske.

Dissent.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tables R Us
I awarded some demerits for the haircut. I didn't like a caesar-style haircut on george clooney either.

Why the new name?


...and welcome back.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am going to try to be helpful. Unless you are absolutely sure that she is not going to confuse love/children blah blah blah with sex in your circumstances, you should book separate rooms. Twin beds does not get you there. You just can't have sex with her unless you want to deal with all the accompanying crap. If that's the way she thinks, that is the way she thinks. I don't think she'll change. You know this already.

2.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Tables R Us

above the law women link

Out-fucking-standing!

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Out fucking standing!

I'm impressed that you can do that and post at the same time.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am going to try to be helpful. Unless you are absolutely sure that she is not going to confuse love/children blah blah blah with sex in your circumstances, you should book separate rooms. Twin beds does not get you there. You just can't have sex with her unless you want to deal with all the accompanying crap. If that's the way she thinks, that is the way she thinks. I don't think she'll change. You know this already.

Yes, I do know the the obvious, and that was subsumed/implicated in my post. Some people got subtext, some missed.

Regardless, I do appreciate the serious advice. And, I agree that, come 3-4 months from now, we will know whether we are travel-buddies, or travel-buddies-who-sometimes-manipulate-the-other's-exra-special-sensory-inputs.

But, but, but, but it is a fucking bitch being the adult. How fucking wrong is it that I, me, this fucker, has become so fucking uber-rational that I analyze every opportunity to the point that I talk myself out of any action . For example, I went to a big Octoberfest event tonight, and I met a chick who was so incomprehensibile and incoherent that I felt like a skeezy older-dude talking to her, like I was setting up trying to fuck her when she was passed out. As opposed to just going "dude, passed out chick, can I go first?"

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

I do have an inarguable truth:

Every week trolling
Ralieghs, Henrys, Larry Blakes
Cal Bear Geat, Go Bears

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, I do know the the obvious, and that was subsumed/implicated in my post. Some people got subtext, some missed.

Regardless, I do appreciate the serious advice. And, I agree that, come 3-4 months from now, we will know whether we are travel-buddies, or travel-buddies-who-sometimes-manipulate-the-other's-exra-special-sensory-inputs.

But, but, but, but it is a fucking bitch being the adult. How fucking wrong is it that I, me, this fucker, has become so fucking uber-rational that I analyze every opportunity to the point that I talk myself out of any action . For example, I went to a big Octoberfest event tonight, and I met a chick who was so incomprehensibile and incoherent that I felt like a skeezy older-dude talking to her, like I was setting up trying to fuck her when she was passed out. As opposed to just going "dude, passed out chick, can I go first?"

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

I do have an inarguable truth:

Every week trolling
Ralieghs, Henrys, Larry Blakes
Cal Bear Geat, Go Bears

Awwww, Less is is all growed up!

But seriously, how was the sex? Isn't the whole point of going to Cuba that there are a lot of part-time prostitutes there? Not that kind that actually *charge* you but the kind that go back to your hotel with you and ask for "taxi money" in the morning? Why would you want to curtail your options by sleeping in the same room as a past/potential hookup? Get 2 rooms and keep your options open.

[nononono]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Awwww, Less is is all growed up!

But seriously, how was the sex? Isn't the whole point of going to Cuba that there are a lot of part-time prostitutes there? Not that kind that actually *charge* you but the kind that go back to your hotel with you and ask for "taxi money" in the morning? Why would you want to curtail your options by sleeping in the same room as a past/potential hookup? Get 2 rooms and keep your options open.

2 (for the freedom, not the hookers). I hate feeling locked in. I'm a fan of keeping the options open until the last possible moment.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, I do know the the obvious, and that was subsumed/implicated in my post. Some people got subtext, some missed.

Regardless, I do appreciate the serious advice. And, I agree that, come 3-4 months from now, we will know whether we are travel-buddies, or travel-buddies-who-sometimes-manipulate-the-other's-exra-special-sensory-inputs.

But, but, but, but it is a fucking bitch being the adult. How fucking wrong is it that I, me, this fucker, has become so fucking uber-rational that I analyze every opportunity to the point that I talk myself out of any action . For example, I went to a big Octoberfest event tonight, and I met a chick who was so incomprehensibile and incoherent that I felt like a skeezy older-dude talking to her, like I was setting up trying to fuck her when she was passed out. As opposed to just going "dude, passed out chick, can I go first?"

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

I do have an inarguable truth:

Every week trolling
Ralieghs, Henrys, Larry Blakes
Cal Bear Geat, Go Bears

Why would you want to mess with her the travel friend she obviously equates sex with a heavy reportoire of things that you so aren't interested in...so don't go there.

As for the passed out chick, yeah that is the ethical thing to do.

half of this shit is damage control. you know like, the whacked out secty that sits outside of your office that will flip out if you ask her to scan something? so you take the 10 extra steps to go to the sane one. less static, better in all aspects of life.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
This ERISA professor dude must be a character:

I'm wondering who has Cal plates ERISA and ERISA1 - ERISA73.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, I do know the the obvious, and that was subsumed/implicated in my post. Some people got subtext, some missed.

Regardless, I do appreciate the serious advice. And, I agree that, come 3-4 months from now, we will know whether we are travel-buddies, or travel-buddies-who-sometimes-manipulate-the-other's-exra-special-sensory-inputs.

But, but, but, but it is a fucking bitch being the adult. How fucking wrong is it that I, me, this fucker, has become so fucking uber-rational that I analyze every opportunity to the point that I talk myself out of any action . For example, I went to a big Octoberfest event tonight, and I met a chick who was so incomprehensibile and incoherent that I felt like a skeezy older-dude talking to her, like I was setting up trying to fuck her when she was passed out. As opposed to just going "dude, passed out chick, can I go first?"

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

I do have an inarguable truth:

Every week trolling
Ralieghs, Henrys, Larry Blakes
Cal Bear Geat, Go Bears

when you'll know you're old is when you aren't at parties where people are passing out.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by LessinSF

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

This is where you clinched the thing. You stopped her and did the right thing - now she has hope. Hope that the old Les has grown up and is ready for the real deal. She's been waiting for this for sooooo long. As long as she has hope, you can count on warm sheets.

You may want to have the second room in reserve for yourself, because I'm betting you'll be shocked to wake up one afternoon in Cuba finding her stuffing envelopes.