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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
How can you ban me from a place that I never go? It would be like banning me from Bing's.

You did go there. I went back in time and retroactively banned you thus un-doing the history of your presence. By the by, you liked it there, so take that.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was also told I have a broadcaster's voice. Maybe I could take Linda Cohn's job? I don't have that horrible brooklyn accent anyway.

you pretend you are a woman in real life also?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
what I heard from him was that he was going post his headshot alongside the prior version as an example of what a good photog could do even if he has very little to work with.

Yeah, I knew I opened myself up for this type of thing. I'm a giver.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I hope you lawyer better than this.

Ooh!, she's pulled out the nukeular burn "you're a bad lawyer"

















I spelled it that way so that it would read phonetically like I wanted it to. I know how it is spelled and know how it is pronounced.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Chill baby. I got no problem. When I said good for you, I meant it. Good for you that you fessed up to your hate. That is the first step to recovery.

What is your problem? That I originally omitted RP from the PM? That makes no sense.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
2 things. I was in 3 TV commercials and a newspaper ad.

And here's the Carville and Novak video, uncensored, if anyone wants to watch. I apologize if this was on the PB, but I avoid that arena - it's too violent. Mostly safe for work, one 1 "bullshit." Still, pretty funny behavior for adult men.

I can't help it - but here I go bragging again. But I was sitting next to James Carville when he found out about Monica Lewinsky. It was really bizarre. I was in Jerry's Famous Deli right next to the Beverly Center in LA and was at the counter waiting for some friends. And two stools down, James Carville comes up to the counter. It was weird because he was clearly out jogging. He was in a jobbing outfit and was sweating all over. Joggin right in the heart of LA - not a good idea. Anyway - he asked me for part of my newspaper. I was just about to tell him what a big fan I was of him and his wife when the news break came on the TV up above talking about the discovery that Ken Starr had subpoenad some intern that had sexual relations with the president. Carville slapped some money on the counter (his food hadn't even arrived) and was gone. He must have gone straight to the airport because I saw him on TV that night in Washington D.C.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just last week I was asked by my firm's web site photographer if he could use my headshot on his web page.

Was this pic from the gloryhole at Circuit? nttawwt.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Ooh!, she's pulled out the nukeular burn "you're a bad lawyer"

















I spelled it that way so that it would read phonetically like I wanted it to. I know how it is spelled and know how it is pronounced.

You know that the monkey thing has been done already, right? Or are you a(nother) Flinty tribute sock?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs

I spelled it that way so that it would read phonetically like I wanted it to. I know how it is spelled and know how it is pronounced.

your penis is even smaller than we used to think.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, I knew I opened myself up for this type of thing. I'm a giver.

That's what the boys at Circuit said.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's what the boys at Circuit said.

they said they got your pants down quick enough, but they still got soiled

[Spanky]

Can we not have this historical bad blood posting fight about stuff I have no clue about when I am trying to start a book club.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your penis is even smaller than we used to think.

Yes, your mom inflates by at least 10% in her stories.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Spanky
I can't help it - but here I go bragging again. But I was sitting next to James Carville when he found out about Monica Lewinsky. It was really bizarre. I was in Jerry's Famous Deli right next to the Beverly Center in LA and was at the counter waiting for some friends. And two stools down, James Carville comes up to the counter. It was weird because he was clearly out jogging. He was in a jobbing outfit and was sweating all over. Joggin right in the heart of LA - not a good idea. Anyway - he asked me for part of my newspaper. I was just about to tell him what a big fan I was of him and his wife when the news break came on the TV up above talking about the discovery that Ken Starr had subpoenad some intern that had sexual relations with the president. Carville slapped some money on the counter (his food hadn't even arrived) and was gone. He must have gone straight to the airport because I saw him on TV that night in Washington D.C.

I was Deep Throat.

Also, I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Additionally, I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. I Killed the czar and his ministers; Anastasia screamed in vain.

Top that, bitch.

I am Spartacus.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
I can't help it - but here I go bragging again. But I was sitting next to James Carville when he found out about Monica Lewinsky. It was really bizarre. I was in Jerry's Famous Deli right next to the Beverly Center in LA and was at the counter waiting for some friends. And two stools down, James Carville comes up to the counter. It was weird because he was clearly out jogging. He was in a jobbing outfit and was sweating all over. Joggin right in the heart of LA - not a good idea. Anyway - he asked me for part of my newspaper. I was just about to tell him what a big fan I was of him and his wife when the news break came on the TV up above talking about the discovery that Ken Starr had subpoenad some intern that had sexual relations with the president. Carville slapped some money on the counter (his food hadn't even arrived) and was gone. He must have gone straight to the airport because I saw him on TV that night in Washington D.C.

did you eat his food? What was it?