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06-03-2011, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Top 5
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06-03-2011, 03:22 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Re: You Write Like A Girl
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Stuff written by guys:
Novels in which protagonist runs will bulls, receives copious fellatio, and generally drinks deeply from the goblet of life, even if he has to step on a few toes and break a few hearts in the process.
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Lately I've been reading the entire Jackie Collins collection. It is jam-packed with unsolicited and soliticited fellatio (and cunnilingus!!!), drinking from various goblets, broken bones and broken hearts, and yes, even a bullfight.
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06-03-2011, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: You Write Like A Girl
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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss
Lately I've been reading the entire Jackie Collins collection.
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Same here! Usually with a glass of wine in a bubble bath and my 10" dildo. Good times!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-03-2011, 04:04 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: You Write Like A Girl
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Same here! Usually with a glass of wine in a bubble bath and my 10" dildo. Good times!
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Putting your wine in a bubble bath seems odd.
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06-03-2011, 04:16 PM
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#4130
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: You Write Like A Girl
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
Putting your wine in a bubble bath seems odd.
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It's such a poorly crafted sentence that I am also potentially putting my wine in the dildo, which might come in handy (pi) just like those binoculars that secretly hold booze.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-03-2011, 04:41 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Re: Top 5
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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The best meat indeed.
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06-04-2011, 02:43 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Re: You Write Like A Girl
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Stuff written by chicks:
Coming-of-age stories about young women finding themselves.
Magical realism novels involving food.
Tales of horrible parenting-related tragedy.
Stuff written by guys:
Novels in which protagonist runs will bulls, receives copious fellatio, and generally drinks deeply from the goblet of life, even if he has to step on a few toes and break a few hearts in the process.
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Yeah, but can you sum up fiction so easily? Anybody can encapsulate non-fiction.
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06-04-2011, 02:50 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
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Obviously, she hasn't spent much time practicing. The only that has changed is maybe her trick book.
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06-04-2011, 06:05 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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first ever soccer post from me!
I do not believe the US is on the verge of winning a World Cup.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-04-2011, 06:25 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: first ever soccer post from me!
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I do not believe the US is on the verge of winning a World Cup.
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With three years before the next one, the poor result today has fairly limited relevance. That said, before today, the US was not the verge of winning a world cup.
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06-05-2011, 01:53 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
Am going to a foreign city with my new iPad. Do I get the Lonely Planet city guide app, do I get the free Kindle for iPad app and the Kindle version of the Lonely Planet guide, or is there some other, better way to go?
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06-05-2011, 02:40 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am going to a foreign city with my new iPad. Do I get the Lonely Planet city guide app, do I get the free Kindle for iPad app and the Kindle version of the Lonely Planet guide, or is there some other, better way to go?
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As an attorney, I have always told people who ask for free advice that it is worth every penny they pay for it.
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06-06-2011, 11:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
Obviously, she hasn't spent much time practicing. The only that has changed is maybe her trick book.
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Another pic:
I bet it was $100 for motorboating.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-06-2011, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am going to a foreign city with my new iPad. Do I get the Lonely Planet city guide app, do I get the free Kindle for iPad app and the Kindle version of the Lonely Planet guide, or is there some other, better way to go?
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Depends on if you need to be roaming to take advantage of the app's features. If you do, get the kindle version.
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