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06-30-2005, 04:31 PM
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#4201
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Well, no duh
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think the avatar is cute. Fringey, please don't eat the baby.
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I don't want to eat it, I want to club it. It looks like it's in the middle of a long period of incessant crying for no fucking reason. |
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06-30-2005, 04:31 PM
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#4202
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Well, no duh
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'll bet this is a fairly common late-night shopping list.
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Oh good. I feel better. |
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06-30-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4203
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Well, no duh
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh good. I feel better.
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I'm here for you. Please don't club the baby either. RP will just walk the baby all night, and the crying will stop. |
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06-30-2005, 04:33 PM
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#4204
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't want to eat it, I want to club it. It looks like it's in the middle of a long period of incessant crying for no fucking reason.
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There's a reason. It -- actually, she -- weighed FOURTEEN pounds at birth (had to be ripp'd from her mother's womb) and her father has nicknamed her the Big Enchilada.
BTW, she is my inspiration for gaining no more than 10 pounds between now and my due date.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 06-30-2005 at 09:46 PM..
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06-30-2005, 04:34 PM
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#4205
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Well, no duh
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh good. I feel better.
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Do you not have self-checking? The only check out people who see my groceries are at Whole Foods and Target. I haven't had a cashier check me out at Krogers in about two years.
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06-30-2005, 04:34 PM
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#4206
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Tom Cruise E-mail Rumor Circulated To Bloggers
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Brazillian.
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Still, isn't there a stickiness factor? I always thought it would be good to experiment with food, until I did it. It was horrible. Sticky everywhere. Painfully so.
Then my wife came home and saw the mess. That was bad.
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06-30-2005, 04:35 PM
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#4207
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Do you not have self-checking? The only check out people who see my groceries are at Whole Foods and Target. I haven't had a cashier check me out at Krogers in about two years.
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I have not encountered self-checking in California. It is something I miss about Texas. |
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06-30-2005, 04:38 PM
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#4208
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Tom Cruise E-mail Rumor Circulated To Bloggers
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Still, isn't there a stickiness factor? I always thought it would be good to experiment with food, until I did it. It was horrible. Sticky everywhere. Painfully so.
Then my wife came home and saw the mess. That was bad.
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Nah -- the kind I wore last night was like those candy necklaces. you just bite off one piece at a time. No slobber really. Not sticky. And they didn't end up staying on all that long. I think it was appreciated that that was all I was wearing when Commando Boy showed up. Sort of like the showing up in only heels and a trenchcoat situation. |
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06-30-2005, 04:43 PM
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#4209
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Pass the Insulin
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ABBAKiss
Nah -- the kind I wore last night was like those candy necklaces. you just bite off one piece at a time. No slobber really. Not sticky. And they didn't end up staying on all that long. I think it was appreciated that that was all I was wearing when Commando Boy showed up. Sort of like the showing up in only heels and a trenchcoat situation.
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So the poor bastard goes into a sugar-induced coma right before he's about to lick your clam.
Sounds like oodles of fun. |
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06-30-2005, 04:45 PM
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#4210
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Pass the Insulin
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So the poor bastard goes into a sugar-induced coma right before he's about to lick your clam.
Sounds like oodles of fun.
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You don't actually eat much of the panties you goof. I think perhaps six or seven candies were consumed. Big Fucking Deal.
And it is not a clam. It is an erotic flower. |
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06-30-2005, 04:48 PM
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#4211
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Do you not have self-checking? The only check out people who see my groceries are at Whole Foods and Target. I haven't had a cashier check me out at Krogers in about two years.
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How does this work? Is there something that stops you from stealing every third item?
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06-30-2005, 04:50 PM
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#4212
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Tom Cruise E-mail Rumor Circulated To Bloggers
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nah -- the kind I wore last night was like those candy necklaces. you just bite off one piece at a time. No slobber really. Not sticky. And they didn't end up staying on all that long. I think it was appreciated that that was all I was wearing when Commando Boy showed up. Sort of like the showing up in only heels and a trenchcoat situation.
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Were you wearing your spirit as well?
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06-30-2005, 04:50 PM
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#4213
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How does this work?
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[penske]2d Amendment.[/penske]
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06-30-2005, 04:51 PM
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#4214
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How does this work? Is there something that stops you from stealing every third item?
TM
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I think you set off the thing at the door if you don't scan everything. You could test it at Home Depot in Manhattan if you like. They have self-checking. |
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06-30-2005, 04:52 PM
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#4215
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Well, no duh
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
You know, I onlyl recently found out that Mariska Hargitay is the daughter of Jayne Mansfield.
Nothing more to ass.
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Yes, and Mickey Hargitay (Mr. Universe or something like that). NO wonder she's so pretty.
She is indeed, a pretty pretty lady.
With nice boobies.
Mmmmmmmmm, Mariska. Come to papa. |
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